This fanfiction was written straight after tea - inspired by when I was putting soy sauce on my rice and chicken.
(DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or it's characters. Or soy sauce. Well, I do own a bottle of soy sauce in the kitchen cupboard but... you know what I mean!!)
It is Raidou's turn to cook tea.
Raidou makes chicken and rice.
Raidou accidentally puts too much soy sauce on the chicken and rice.
This makes Genma and Raidou very thirsty.
Genma and Raidou drink lots of water.
In the morning each really needs to pee badly.
Genma takes so long in the bathroom Raidou ends up being late for work.
Raidou hurries into work and bumps into Kotetsu and Izumo.
Kotetsu and Izumo drop the paperwork they were carrying.
Tsunade-sama gets mad.
Tsunade-sama makes Kotetsu, Izumo, Genma and Raidou do laps.
Out of rage she makes Asuma and Kurenai do laps too.
Kakashi runs off before she can make him do laps and Gai joins in voluntarily.
Konohagakure is attacked.
Kotetsu, Izumo, Genma, Raidou, Kurenai, Asuma and Gai are too tired to fight back.
Konohagakure is destroyed.
By a couple of drops of soy sauce.
Yeahhhhh. Okay, see, every shinobi helps!! If only they hadn't been so tired they might of made it...
And that's how to destroy Konohagakure with some drops of soy sauce.