So...I don't know what happened. I had this posted and then I looked one day and it wasn't there anymore. Anyway, this is just a dream I had so don't expect any literary awesomeness. Just a quick write-down (before I could forget what happened). The VERY beginning isn't included since its the quest that I mention and it isn't important. Hope you guys find it as...strange yet entertaining as I did!

I don't own Death Note

My sister and I had just finished our epic quest to find the stones of the elements by acquiring the water stone. For some random reason we also kidnapped a bad guy! Don't ask me why. My sister, Stephanie, was driving as I sat in the back keeping our hostage out of mischief. Steph pulled up in front of a random gas station.

"Malk (AN:a shorter version of my screen name. Gotta keep anonimous XD), while I'm filling the tank will you go and grab us some food?" she asked digging around in her pocket and giving the money to me.

"Sure." I hopped out of the car and looked at how much she gave me. "A hundred dollars? ...I'll just keep the change." I then proceeded to the gas station. Walking inside, I went to procure the food when I noticed a couple of strange people, L and Light from Death Note! My jaw dropped.

"L?" I questioned from where I was standing. Both of them turned from their conversation to look at me.

"You know L?" Light asked as L gave me panicked 'NO!' gestures from behind him.

"Uh, yeah! You see I was a suspect in a case of his once. Needless to say, we found the real culprit and L left for his next case," I answered confidently. In this universe, this had actually happened.

"Oh really?"

"Yep! And you're the suspect in the Kira case aren't you?" I questioned completely at ease.

"Yeah, that's him," L piped up before Light could respond. Light sent him a glare.

"Well then...L can you let me have a chat with Light?"

"Sure," he responded before disappearing. (AN: no idea where he went. He just went POOF!)

"So Light, you really are Kira aren't you?" I asked getting right to the point.

"What? N-no!" he stuttered. I snorted.

"Lay off. I'll level with you. I really was the murderer in the case I mentioned before. I tricked L into thinking it was someone else," I told him with a piercing stare. His jaw dropped.

"R-really? Do you think you can help me? I really am Kira!" he said excitedly showing me his notebook. I snorted again.

"Of course not! I just lied to you to get you to confess. Some genius YOU are! L! Light really is Kira!"

The dream ended with me giving L a high five as Light was taken away. Yeah, Steph was probably wondering WHAT was SO important that I abandoned her for but she'll get over it! ^-^