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Everyone is in the basement. Hyde comes rushing through the door.

Hyde: Hey I have a really big favor I need to ask all of you.

Fez: Oh ha-ha nice try I'm not falling for that one again (he holds on to his pants)

Hyde: No Fez we're not going to steal you're pants and leave you in a public area again.

Fez: Oh few.

Hyde: No you see I just found out that my mom is back. I feel like I should go see her to clear some stuff up but I want you guys to come with me.

Donna: Of course we'll come Hyde.

Eric: So your mom's back huh? Isn't it going to be a little weird seeing her again?

Kelso: Yeah man she did run out on you and leave you to be with the Foreman's. I mean that's one major burn.

Hyde: Yeah I know but I have to see her. Ok so I found out that she's staying at the motel by the highway. So I'll be back here around seven and we can go.

Jackie: Hold on a second. The motel by the highway? There is no way I'm going to be seen there I have a reputation people.

Hyde: Ok then you can wait for us in the Road Kill bar.

Jackie: Fine I'll go.

Hyde and everyone are standing outside the motel door.

Kelso: Hyde we've been standing here for 10 freakin minutes knock on the door or I'm going to kick it in.

Hyde: All right, all right fine.

Jackie: Hurry something smells really, really bad and this time it's not Fez's cologne.

Hyde knocks on the door.

Hyde's mom: Come in.

They all go inside and Hyde's mom is a little surprised to see his mom and she is a little surprised to see him.

Hyde's mom: Oh it's you.

Hyde: Yeah it's me. Hi mom.

Hyde's mom: Who the hell are they?

Hyde: These are my friends, Eric, Donna, Kelso, Jackie, and Fez.

Hyde's mom: Oh well take a seat.

There is nowhere to sit so they all just stand there.

Hyde's mom: So did you want something or are you just here to tell me what a horrible mother I am.

Hyde: No I just wanted to see you again. So are you staying?

Hyde's mom: No I'm just here to get some money out of your blood sucking father then I'm getting the hell out of here.

Hyde: As usual right?

The window opens and a small girl climbs through it. She is small with long brown hair and looks a little like Hyde.

Hyde's mom: Well, well, well look who's climbing through the window again.

Girl: Oh damn and I thought you'd be passed out by now.

Hyde's mom: You know you have a smart mouth.

Girl: (picking up an empty beer bottle) Yeah and you have a drinking problem.

Hyde: Who's this?

Hyde's mom: Well Steven I guess you should know. This is Hailey you're little sister.

Everyone: What?!

Hyde's mom: Yeah I was pregnant with her when I ran off with that trucker.

Hailey: So this is my brother.

Hyde's mom: Yup that's your big brother Steven.

Hailey: (whipping her forehead) Thank god. I thought I was you're only bastard child at least now I know there's another one.

Hyde: Wow, wow, wow this is, this is big news I mean I feel like I should get to know you or something.

Hailey: You really don't have to.

Hyde: No I have to I mean you're my sister and just wow. I have a little sister.

Hyde's mom: Ok well I'm going to sleep if you really want to get to know her just come by anytime tomorrow and you can spend the day with her, plus it will get the little brat out of my hair for a few hours.

Hailey: Love you to mom.

Hyde: Um ok sure tomorrow then yeah see you.

Hyde and everyone left. Hyde was a little confused and a little curious he wanted to know what his little sister was like.