This is dedicated to Jeanne. She inspired me when she had the nerve (can you imagine) to call me a tease (really).
Jeanne, baby, Lester sends his love and says that you are his dream girl and he is waiting for you to make all of his dreams come true.
Bluz, this wouldn't have been considered without you.
How to Get Any Woman You Want
By Lester G. Santos
Co written by Alfonsina del Mar with special contributions by Bluzkat
Distributed by Alfkat Productions
Published by Erin Enterprises, LLC
The Outside of the Book Jacket reads:
I was born with natural good looks, suave and debonair. I have never met a woman that I couldn't talk into just about anything.
This book will teach you the art of:
Flirting
Teasing
Tantalizing
Taking things Slow
Building Anticipation
Tormenting (in a good way)
This book will teach you why:
Chocolate is not just for breakfast anymore
Panties should never be worn on a date (and how to convince her of that)
Find out the benefits of having a wide variety of flavored condoms on hand
Drinking wine to conserve water leads to more conservation of water
Women may laugh at cheesy pick up lines, but they're still talking to you and talking can lead to bigger (and I do mean BIGGER) and better things
And most importantly
Closing the deal.
If you follow my easy instructions, you'll get her to say "Mmmmm that's so good" by morning.
Happy Hunting,
Les