The Plant
Disclaimer: I own nothing
A/N: this is me right now (9:24pm 1/14/04) I look at the room. Oh look
there's a plant. Lets right about it



The plant
Hermione was carrying a box.
It was an anonymity what was within.
Ron came up and opened the package.
Out came the plant.
Oh that plant was such a stud muffin.
So emerald colored and wilted.
Then the plant came alive.
Don't ask how it just did.
And it coughed.
And deflated.
Hermione cried till her eyes looked bloodshot.
Harry came and didn't see the events just moments before.
"Hermione, have you been doing drugs?" He asked
Hermione was insulted.
She ran.
Far.
Really far.
I mean like far.
Draco was far too.
She saw him.
he saw a lot of plants.
They were the same emerald green and wilting plants.
He ate it.
And he had a dog named mcgreggor
Oh mcgreggor the white Scottish terrier who was the stud muffin.
The plant died.


A/N: sorry I have no life
finished (9:36 pm . . . January 14)
-seedy-