Daffy and Lola: The Looniest Duet

By: PurpleCobra247

Rated M for adult language, crude humor, small violence, and sexual content

(Here's the miracle story of mine. I sure how you like what I've come up with… especially Tha Kalligrapha. Enjoy!)

Chapter 1: Realizing the Unpopularity

It's been over 10 years since Lola Bunny appeared in WB's spotlight, but after her debut in Space Jam, Tweety's High Flying Adventure, Baby Looney Tunes, and a few video games, she just seemed to have… left for a while, but that wasn't true. The other Looneys just weren't giving her a chance to come back for a Looney encore. Lola soon realized this and decided to demand some answers from the CEO of WB, Mr. Warner himself.

One day, she went to his office right after breakfast with a mad look on her pretty face. When she knocked on the door, she soon calmed down a little before the CEO answered the door.

"Well, hello, Lola." He greeted. "What brings you here?"

"It's about my popularity." Lola replied in a solemn tone in her voice. "I don't think it's really hittin' my interest button."

"I don't know why this is happening, though. I knew you were gonna talk to me about this. Come on in. I wanna make things better for you." Lola obeyed as she slowly walked in the room and Mr. Warner closed the door. "Now, I know you're been seldom seen since Baby Looney Tunes, but it's about time we set things right for you. You've never done a cartoon on your own before, right?"

"I have comics."

"They don't count."

"Damn."

"I'm talking about animated cartoons you see on tv. You've never done any of those, have you?"

"No."

"Well, that's what your class is gonna be on for tomorrow. You'll be instructed by Bugs and Wile E.. The class is called Starring in your own Cartoon 101. It'll start out easy at first, then gets harder and harder as you understand everything. Got it?"

"Yeah. Just one question. I've seen those cartoons where Daffy is always gettin' shot when Bugs outsmarts him. Is that how my cartoons are gonna be when I start?"

"Unfortunately, yeah. Daffy's gonna be your on-camera protagonist and partner."

"Why Daffy?"

"He seems to have the most experience, knowing the fact that he was made years before Bugs started."

"Really? Daffy came first, even though Bugs is the official leader?"

"Yes. I would explain everything, but I don't feel like cutting to the details."

"That's okay. I don't really wanna know his sh… crap."

"Good. Let's have that meeting in the gym, shall we? Help me gather everyone up."

15 minutes later, in the ACME Gym…

"Okay, everyone." Mr. Warner started. "I have some news to announce. I've decided that since Lola never gets a chance to star in her own cartoons, we all have to help her out in making one. Bugs, Wile E., you two are scheduled to teach her the fundamentals for cartoon making tomorrow morning at 8:00 in the assigned classroom I'll give to you. As for Daffy, he will be her trusty 'sidekick'."

"WHAT!" Daffy screamed. "Are you crazthy! I have to work with… with… thisth doll!"

"Don't push it, Daffy." Lola muttered with anger, keeping her cool.

"Lola, easy now." Mr. Warner pleaded before he turned his attention back to Daffy. "Now, as I was saying, Daffy, you have to be her partner. Bugs can't because he has to teach her with Wile E. and Sylvester can't because he has important duties with Taz and Yosemite Sam. Let's just say it's kinda like working with Bugs, except you're working with his wife."

"Bleah! Tell me sthomething that won't make me puke!"

"You'll be paid triple your current salary."

"I sthtill won't……………… huh?"

"You'll be paid triple your current salary."

"……………………….." Daffy showed a wide eyed look on his face the whole time it was suspiciously silent. Lola waited for his reaction as she counted down.

"5… 4… 3… 2… 1…" She counted silently while looking at her wrist before Daffy busted out on her cue:

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TRIPLE, BABY! YEAH!"

"Heh, heh… yeah. So, you wanna do this now?" Mr. Warner asked.

"Hell, yeah! Now that I know that I'm gonna be paid triple! What about Lola? Isth she gettin' paid the sthame way?"

"Well…"

"Don't you sthay she'sth not. I want her to be paid, justht to be fair."

"Are you serious, Daff?" Bugs asked with shock. Daffy nodded with confidence. Lola smiled at the black duck's naiveté.

"Aw, thanks, Daffy." Lola cooed as she gave Daffy a small kiss on the cheek, making him blush purple.

"Aw, shucksth." Daffy sheepishly giggled as he blushed.

"Well, that settles it. Tomorrow, Lola will have her class with Bugs and Wile E. at 8:00 in the morning. Lola, be sure you eat a good breakfast before then. Daffy, you will be with her. Got it?"

"We got it!" Lola and Daffy replied together. Bugs grew concerned as he watched this.

"I don't know about dis, doc. Havin' Daff woikin' wit Lola might make tings a lot woise for us." He said to himself.

To be continued…