"MAYBE NOW THESE DREAMS WILL STOP," said he. "I REALLY HOPE THIS MYSTERIOUS LETTER I GOT FROM MARY HASN'T BEEN CAUSING THEM!!!!"
James stepped outside. He looked out at the landscape which--and I didn't notice this until my friend told me--had an FMV to show how realistic the watre was. James had a monologue in his head and wouldn't shut up.
"I GOT THIS LETTER FROM THE MAIL IT WAS FROM MY WAFE MIRY SAYING HOW SHE LOVED MY BODY AND SHE WANTED TO SEE IT BACK IN SILENT HILL AND I NEVER TOOK HER EVER AGAIN AND SHE GOT SICK BUT THAT'S MEAN BECAUSE DEAD PEOPLE CAN'T WRITE LETTERS IT'S ILLEGAL ALSO I DREAM ABOUT HER DEAD CORPSE TRYING TO KILL ME"
James then ran down the path leading from wherever he was down to the lake. He would occassionally see jaguar-esque dogs sniffing the ground, mutated birds sounding like flies, and weird, bald, creepy men coming from black holes on the sides of the ravine. The path was long and venturous, and Semaj ran as fast and as much as he could before his fatigue finally caught up with him. He had to take a rest.
Wait, no, this isn't Origins, so Semaj wasn't tired.
Having found a random door, Semaj opened it. Inside was a cutscene. Not just any cutscene, but a cutscene that shows Angela Orosco, an important character.
"OH GAW WHERE'S MAH DADDEH AND MAH MOMMEH," cried woman of dark longing hair, tears of sad rolling down her face of dark and sad. "I NEEDS THEM TO SURVIVE!!!!!!"
"OH HI WHAT'S UP HAVE YOU SEEN A WOMAN NAMED MARY SHE'S MY WIFE I HIGHLY DOUBT SHE'S DEAD BUT YEAH OKAY," asked the Semaj of manly.
"NOT REALLY BUT DON'T GO INTO THAT TOWN IT'S CREEPY AND DARK AND CREEPY AND THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT"
"Well, there's something wrong with YOU, Angela," spoke the player.
"OKAY I BELIEVE YOU," and Jemas then went to the town to poke around like some real nosy guy who spoke of the devil. He went around and did stuff and saw a shadow move omg so scary!!!1 He decided that A) since the town was foggy and grey and he couldn't see shit, it was a normal human, and B) if it wasn't a human, then it wouldn't try to murder him. Thus he followed!
The shadow moved into a cave, and since James Sunderland breaks all the rules, he went into the cave even though, clearly, there were roadblocks and yellow tape saying "POLICE INVESTIGATION KEEP OUT JESUS :C". He looked around and found a plank and some stuff, like maybe a flashlight or a radio or something, and when he did, this dark brownish red mass of MASS rose from the ground and proceeded to attempt to murder and rape James, in that particular order.
"OH GOSH," swore Southerland. Hahahaha underland. Hahahahaha under. "'TIS A MONSTER!!" he proceeded to whack it with the plank of might, killing the demon beast.
"Okay where do I go now," asked he. He quickly whipped out his map that he totally grabbed from his car earlier and began to look around. "I guess I'll go to the apartments."
He then decided that since he wasn't Harry Mason Man of Action, he was going to be James Sunderland the Rule Breaker. He just walked on the grass and turning when the light was red and going into roads with "Yield" signs, all to get to the apartments.
He stared up at the door. What awaited him inside?! Find out next time!!
P.S. I will update this more frequently than my SH1 fanfic, and I'll make sure that all the chapters are enjoyable and not stupid. Not like funny stupid, just oh my gosh this is so dumb I can't read it stupid.