Chapter 1: It started with a Thomas the Tank
Engine Fanfiction
No one fit the word homophobe better than Levi Ackerman, so what in his life has gone wrong enough to put him in his current position. The black haired shorty stands lip locked with a guy who possesses, what Levi considers the most beautiful green eyes he's ever seen.
See it all started back in high school the normally accepting teen hadn't really cared about sexual orientation or anything. Then one fateful afternoon his "best friend" Hanji Zoe showed him the thing which would forever change the course of his life, a rated m Thomas the Tank Engine Fanfiction. Hanji had laughed at first until she realized just how mentally damaged Levi had become. First he had lashed out at his friend Erwin for dating that weird freshman with the blonde bowl haircut. Then, may God rest his soul, he joined an anti-gay march with the Westboro Baptist Church at which point Hanji took him to counseling. So yeah it had messed him up. He spent the next year afraid of men but eventually began to reconnect with Erwin and a small confined group of others. Now the 25 year old had accidentally fallen in love with a man.
Every day Levi frequented the spame diner near his job for lunch, and everyday he was served by the same bright, green eyed girl. She always served everyone with a wide, genuine grin and wore a slight blush when serving him. Levi had fallen head over heels in love. Last week he has tentatively asked the brunet, Eren, if she would go on a date with him, and the latter hesitantly had said yes. They met up earlier today, had lunch, and went shopping. Levi had aggressively flirted with the girl calling her brat and idiot. Then somewhere along the way the pair had gotten drunk at a night club. Levi had roughly pulled the girl outside behind the club pushing her against the wall. The girl kissed him back and seemed all too happy save the tears streaming down her face. She broke has broken the kiss and Levi realized that in the process of the kiss "her" wig had fallen off and "her" makeup had worn off. In his shock hadn't noticed that the guy had pulled him in for another kiss. He also hadn't realized that he was kissing back. Now here they stand lip locked while Levi takes in the most beautiful eyes he has ever seen. Eren finally breaks the kiss and pants, staring fearfully at Levi. Though passion lurks behind his eyes. Levi sighs realizing that this was no "Gordon rammed into Thomas", this was something special. This pushing up against a green eyed guy behind a night club was everything and anything Levi had been missing out on for so many years because of Hanji's stupid Thomas the Tank Engine fanfiction. "Fuck it," Levi mutters, and surprises Eren with another kiss. Now when Levi orders from the cafe Eren works at he orders oolong tea with a side of Eren.
Hey guys thanks for reading. I started writing this last school year when my friend read me a rated m Thomas the Tank Engine fanfiction. It was horrible and I showed it to the people in my anime club who had showed me my immortal and we laughed at it. This will be a series of one shots with the next two chapters will deal with a Dora the Explorer fanfiction and My immortal.