Note: Sing this to the tune of "Billy Jean" by Michael Jackson.
He was more like a young James Dean from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean, I am the one
Who will live in a flat with you now?
He said I am the one who will live in a flat with you now
He told me his name was Sherlock Holmes, as he took my phone
Then poor Mike's head turned with eyes that screamed I'll leave you alone
While you live in that flat, 'cause just — wow
People always told me be careful of what you do
Don't go around breaking young men's hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do, 'cause the lie becomes the truth
Sherlock Holmes is not my lover
He's just the man I follow around every day
But I've said that I'm not gay
I want him in every way
But I've said that I'm not gay
For forty days and for forty nights I was by his side
But who can stand when he's in demand, his schemes and plans
'Cause we danced in that flat all around
So take my strong advice
Just remember to always think twice
(Don't think twice, don't think twice)
I tell you one night we danced til three, then he looked at me
Then pulled me close, my heart stood still, his eyes were on mine
While we danced in that flat all around
People always told me be careful of what you do
Don't go around breaking young men's hearts
He came and stood right by me, my pulse began to boom
This happened much too soon, he called me to his room
Sherlock Holmes is now my lover
He is the man I'll follow around every day
But I still say I'm not gay
Sherlock Holmes is now my lover
He is the man I'll follow around every day
'Cause I'm bisexual — yay!
I'll fuck him every day
'Cause I'm bisexual — yay!
Sherlock Holmes is now my lover
Sherlock Holmes is now my lover
Sherlock Holmes is now my lover
Sherlock Holmes is now my lover
Sherlock Holmes is now my lover
Sherlock Holmes is now my lover
slow fade…
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