Note: Habro's My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was created by Lauren Faust.

Princess Twilight Sparkle was having a meeting with Princess Celestia in her castle. Twilight was explaining to Celestia about her progress with Starlight Glimmer, her student. She said, "Even Starlight has attention span problems and she's gotten a lot of powerfully bad advice from Trixie I think that she's improving as a pony."

Celestia replied, "That's good to hear."

Discord popped into the kingdom and said, "Greetings Twilight."

Twilight angrily stared at Discord and replied, "I told you to not come during my meetings with Princess Celestia."

Discord didn't seem to care while prancing around the room. He said, "I came by to see if you'll come on our date tonight."

Twilight replied, "I already agreed to go and I'm not the type of pony who ignores schedules."

Celestia smiled and said, "That's for sure. I've never met a pony as organized as you."

Twilight smiled proudly and replied, "Thank you Celestia."

Celestia whispered, "That wasn't meant as a compliment, but I'd rather not see her heart get broken."

Twilight faced Discord and said, "I already agreed to our date so you had no reason of coming here."

Discord replied, "I had a very important reason of coming here."

Twilight smiled and asked, "Is it because you missed me?"

Discord answered, "No, I was bored."

Twilight frowned and said, "Get out of here. I'll see you tonight."

Discord replied, "Okay." He floated away.

Twilight looked back at Celestia and feared that Celestia was figuring out what was going on. Twilight and Discord had a crush on each other. Discord could care less about ponies finding out, but Twilight was super embarrassed about it. She nervously said, "Hi Celestia. What's up?"

Celestia replied, "It's ironic for you to ask me about the news considering that you're the one who has the most captivating of secrets."

Twilight sweated nervously and asked, "What are you talking about?"

Celestia asked, "How long have you and Discord had a crush on each other?"

Twilight said, "You shouldn't think that me and Discord like each other. We were just arguing with each other."

Celestia replied, "That was clearly banter. You're as bad as lying as I was."

Twilight sighed and said, "I could never lie to you and I certainly couldn't lie to Applejack either. I used to think that Discord was the most annoying thing in Equestria, but I realized that I was annoyed that he liked Fluttershy instead of me."

Celestia replied, "How adorable."

Twilight nervously said, "Please don't get any ideas. Discord and I aren't serious. Well, I'm serious about a moderate amount of things, but Discord's never serious."

Celestia replied, "No need to be embarrassed Twilight. Over the past few years you've learned a few hundred lessons about friendship. It's about time that you learned about the magic of romance."

Twilight stubbornly replied, "There's nothing magical going on. Discord and I just have a chaotic, but sweet bond."

Celestia responded, "I know you better than anybody Twilight. The way you speak to Discord is much different than how you spoke to Flash Sentry."

Twilight asked, "You knew I liked Flash too?"

Celestia giggled and said, "Your friends told me about it. However, it was clear that you only liked Flash for superficial reasons. Discord's painfully ugly so it's obvious that you aren't dating him for his looks."

Twilight nervously said, "I'm not really dating him. We're more like friends who might have a small crush on her." Celestia rolled her eyes, but Twilight wasn't mad at her. She could tell that she was a failure when it came to denial.

A few hours later Twilight and Discord met up at a fast food place in Ponyville. Twilight wore a fancy green dress that she got from Rarity's boutique and Discord wore a fancy black jacket that he bought from the Flip Flam brothers' new store.

Twilight and Discord got in line. Twilight said, "Hi Discord. You look charming today."

Discord proudly replied, "Thank you. Just because I'm the master of chaos doesn't mean that I always have to look chaotic."

A snooty customer said, "I think you look repulsive."

Discord replied, "Well, your opinions are repulsive so I don't care how you feel." Twilight and Discord ordered their dinner and sat down at one of the tables.

Discord started eating some food out of the garbage while saying, "I'm so glad that you agreed to go to an awesome fast food place instead of a pretentious fancy restaurant."

Twilight said, "I usually like things a bit more fancy, but this place is far away from where my friends usually eat so it seemed like a good place to eat it."

Discord smiled and replied, "Wise choice my dear. Who needs those overdramatic losers?"

Twilight angrily responded, "I wasn't implying that I don't like my friends anymore. I just don't want them to know about me dating you."

Discord pretended to be offended while asking, "Am I that repulsive looking?"

Twilight shook her head and answered, "I'm just embarrassed. I've never had a boyfriend before and I'm worried about how my friends will judge me for my choice."

Discord replied, "Rainbow Dash is a judgmental jerk, but the rest of your friends are very understanding. I'm sure that they would be happy for us."

Twilight said, "Maybe, but I'm glad that they're not here."

Meanwhile, Twilight's friends, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie were a few blocks away. When Twilight asked Rarity for a fancy dress she could tell that Twilight had a date. She was curious to find out who Twilight had fallen in love with. Rarity said, "I bribed Spike into telling me where Twilight's going to dinner to so we're going to out her big secret."

Applejack asked, "Isn't it an invasion of privacy to do this?"

Rarity smiled and answered, "Of course not. We're Twilight's best friends so we have the right to know about it."

Fluttershy nervously replied, "But finding out by spying on her date seems kind of iffy."

Rainbow Dash said, "Come on. We need something to make fun of Twilight about."

Pinkie Pie replied, "I agree with Rainbow Dash. Twilight's been doing so many successful things that it's hard to find things to jokingly mock her for."

Twilight and Discord talked to each other. Discord's immature personality and weird jokes drove her crazy sometimes, but she had a soft spot for how eccentric and fun he was. Discord said, "I took a little vacation a few weeks ago."

Twilight asked, "Where did you go?"

Discord proudly said, "I have the power to pretty much go anywhere so I've to various dimensions. I've been to Gotham, Britannia, Pocketville, and just about every awesome place in the world. I'm scheduled to help Egghead egg Lelouch Lamperouge's house. You should join me."

Twilight laughed and replied, "You lead such a disorganized, but interesting life."

Discord said, "Spreading chaos around various parts of the world is a true treat."

Twilight said, "I've been so worn out from all of my princess work and teaching Starlight Glimmer. Spending this time with you has helped me a lot. You brighten up my days with your questionable, but entertaining sense of humor."

Discord replied, "You're welcome. I'm super amazing."

Twilight asked, "Don't you want to compliment me back?"

Discord had such a big ego that he often forgot to say kind things to Twilight. He said, "You're the coolest and most beautiful pony that I've ever seen."

Twilight blushed and replied, "Thank you." Twilight had finished her meal so she walked over to the garbage can to throw the bag and containers away. She turned around and saw that her friends were outside. The blushing smile that she had gotten from spending time with Discord was starting to fade away. She started looking panicked. She ran outside and nervously asked, "What's going on?"

Rarity answered, "We want to know who your boyfriend is."

Twilight asked, "Why would you think that I have a boyfriend?"

Rarity answered, "The dress you bought from me was extremely fancy and I know that you had no royal events scheduled."

Twilight ran back inside and ran to Discord. Discord asked, "What's up?"

Twilight jumped up and down with nervousness and asked, "Can you transport us out of here?"

Discord proudly said, "Of course I can." Discord used his magic to transport Twilight and him out of the fast food place. Rarity and the others tried to find Twilight, but they quickly realized that she suddenly disappeared.

Twilight and Discord landed on a branch that was attached to a tree. Twilight raised her eyebrows and asked, "Why did you transport us here?"

Discord answered, "You didn't give me any instructions about where to transport us."

Twilight said, "Fair enough." She admired the view. She stared up at the sky and said, "It looks most beautiful at night."

Discord replied, "Whatever."

Twilight asked, "Don't you care about the beauty of things?"

Discord answered, "It's one of many reasons why I have a crush on you."

Twilight blushed and said, "Thank you Discord."

Meanwhile, Rarity and her friends decided to walk home using a way they found from a map that Pinkie Pie bought from the Flim Flam brothers. They started walking to the tree that Twilight and Discord were in.

Discord asked, "How come you don't want our friends to know about us?"

Twilight sighed. She didn't have a good explanation for being so secretive. She cared about how Princess Celestia and her friends viewed her. She said, "I've been through a lot of confusing emotions. I never expected that I would get a crush on you. I'm wasn't sure how I was supposed to feel about it. I feel so weird to be with someone like you, but I also have so much fun."

Discord replied, "I admit that I'm a bit too chaotic at times. You give my life the voice of reason that it needs."

Twilight responded, "And you give my life the light hearted humor that it needs. We're like opposites, but we're ironically perfect for each other."

Discord was a lot less nervous than Twilight. He smiled with confidence and said, "I love you."

Twilight angrily blushed and said, "Discord."

Discord replied, "I may be immortal, but I don't like wasting time by hiding my feelings."

Twilight replied, "Fair enough."

Discord smiled and said, "It's your turn to tell me your feelings."

Twilight looked nervous while saying, "I don't feel like it."

Discord replied, "Honesty is essential."

Twilight said, "Okay, but that's not something that I'd ever expect you to say." She lightly smiled and said, "I love you too." She and Discord kissed.

Rarity and her friends saw Twilight and Discord kiss. Applejack and Fluttershy were silent, but Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie sang, "Twilight and Discord, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes confusion, then comes embarrassment, then comes chaos in a baby carriage."

Discord faced Twilight and asked, "Want me to transport you home?"

Twilight held Discord's hand and answered, "It doesn't matter if they make fun of me, because now I have no doubt that I like you."

Rarity climbed up the tree with a list and said, "This new secret of yours is so bizarre that me and my friends made a list that has dozens of questions."

Twilight confidently replied, "I know that this is weird, but Discord truly cares about me and I care about him a lot. That's the only answer that you need."

Rarity responded, "No offense Twilight, but I need more answers. Can you answer fifty more questions?"

Twilight said, "Nope."

Twilight went back to her castle. She had dealt with a confusing and chaotic day that brought up lots of questions. However, she knew that Discord filled her heart with fun loving happiness and she couldn't ask for anything better than that.