Summary: Itachi is the Overlord of the Underworld, Naruto is a fox demon who was killd for something he didn't do, Gaara is a raccoon with a lust for shinny things, and an OC who is out to fuck everything up 'Cuz it amuses him...
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!!!
A/N: This Fic contains mature content and Sexualy exlicit themes. Reader descretion is advised...wow that sounded official lol
Uchiha Itachi, as always, was watching over his domain, the underworld, from his throne he gazed with discust at the land. Being the King has its up's and down's and today was definitly not turning into a 'up' day, I mean you can only torture someone so much untill it gets boring. 'I need something new to do...' Itachi's thoughts were interupted by a loud snarl and several painful sounding yelps. The raven, being bored decided to go and see who was giveing his gatekeepers trouble at the main gates to his domain.
Whatever he was expecting it wasn't this. Standing in the center of a large crowd of demons, being held by Kisame was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. It was a fox demon but not just any fox demon, this one had nine tails, hair like molten gold, and eyes more magnifacent than saphire's, it was simply a captivating sight to behold.
"Lemme go you overgrown sushi bar" the kitsune yelld.
"No, your gonna pay for bitting me like that you little brat"
"Oh ya, I'd like to see you try Sharky"
Kisame took a swing at the fox but the fox duckd and deliverd a swift punch to the gut and when Kisame was bent over, kneed him in the face, the elbowd him in the back. Now Kisame was coughing up a bit of blood and the blonde was smirking.
"Anyone else wanna get their ass kickd by the hottest Kitsune ever, Uzumaki Naruto?"
Everyone started to back away from the newcomer, all but one, Itachi was moving forward towards the blonde.
"You want your ass kickd" -sniff sniff- " a weasel demon...your kidding me, how do you expect a weasel to beat a fox, huh, what are you? Suicidel?"
Itachi just smirkd while others were sighlently cowering away from him or leaving all together.
"Do you know who I am little nine tails?"
"Umm... some guy who thinks he's all that and a bag of potato chips?"
"Do you know were you are?"
"Hell I assume, judging by the ugly ass gatekeeper" -kicks Kisame who is still on the ground- "and the fact that I more than likely died 'cuz theres no way I could have survived the attack"
"I prefer if you just calld this the Underworld, Hell is just what you make of it"
"Why do you care what the fuck I call it, it's not like your fuckin' Lucifer"
"Heh, thats what they call me in the human world, but I prefer Lord Uchiha"
"Holy shit, your Uchiha Itachi, Demon Lord..."
"Yes"
"AHAHAHAHA, a weasel, everyone is scared of a fucking weasel AHAHAHAHA"
Itachi sudenly apperd behind Naruto and held a kunai to his neck.
"What was that?"
"Umm..heh...nothing my Lord"
"Thats what I thought" -glares at a random demon- " You should our new guest were he will be spending the rest of eternity"
With that Itachi left, hidding a smirk, as he was thinking of how things were going to get interesting with the new Kitsune to play with.
A/N: a short chappy I know but it will get better...and I will not be updateing my other stories untill al least 20 ppl take my pole on my profile...so untill then all others are on hietus(sp?)