Disclaimer: I thought of this when I was sleeping after watching LOTR and then Matrix, followed by Pirates of the Caribbean last night so I own none of these characters except the few that I make up.

Authors Note: Please realize that this story is probably the lamest thing that I have ever written in my entire life so please bear with me.

A/N: I'm posting this for my friend who got it removed. You may have read this already. The author was agentbloombabe007

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Chapter One:

"TRINITY!" cried Neo as he sat up breathing heavily. It took him a while to regain his senses and looked around the, was it a bedroom? The last thing he could remember was flying to save Trinity, and then seeing a lot of bright rainbow colored light after being hit by a sentinel.

"My lord, are you alright? Said a fair voice next to the bed.

"Who are you? Where am I? Wait scratch that. Where's Trinity? Whoa." After that Neo passed out.

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Some countless hours later..

Neo woke up feeling dazed. "Where am I?" He wondered out loud. "What am I doing here?" He got out of bed, to find himself wearing only his smiley Joe Boxer boxers. He heard footfalls from down the hallway, approaching his room. "Trinity?" he called in a whisper. The person walking stopped. The doorknob slowly started to turn. Neo dived into bed and pulled the covers just as the door opened. He saw a tall, muscular man standing there with a sword standing there, checking in on him. Just as the young man, who could be no older than 22, walked by Neo, Neo reached out and grabbed his sword hand and flipped him over on his back, wincing. He dropped the young man and held his biceps. They were aching. He looked down at them and they were bleeding.

"Good you are awake." Said the man. "My name is Will Turner, and this is my elf counterpart, Legolas." Neo saw another man with pointy ears standing behind Will.

"This is as unreal as the Matrix." Said Neo. "Where the hell is Trinity?" He yelled angrily.