Yuki Cross's User Guide

(Author's note: If you want more User Guides tell me. Also tell me if you want them to be real. Who knows what'll happen then! :) There are lots of spoilers in here. Be careful! )

This is the manual to your Yuki Cross unit. I hope you read this before ordering. This is not a very dangerous unit normally, but things can happen! In order to take care of this species confused shorta, you need to read this manual, immediately.

Your 'Little Sis' comes with:

A black jacket with light gray lines and too many silver buttons , with some refills on the buttons, courtesy of Crazy Papa Headmaster's Clothing Company

A pure white shirt

A cardinal red ribbon, with refills, they seem to attract blood…

A black skirt

Two pairs of sepia-colored school specified shoes, one for indoors, one for outdoors.

Black socks

One white and one black school guardian armbands

The Artemis rod

EXTRA: Yuki's Dress, courtesy of Kuran's Sister Lover Clothing Company.

So, just in case you didn't know, we don't take any responsibility for what your unit does, physical, mental damage, or etc.

To remove your Yuki Cross unit:

Get a Level E unit and have a Kaname unit nearby. Yuki will look at the Level E unit then Kaname will kill the Level E unit and Yuki will activate in the Baby mode.

Get a Zero unit. Yuki will burst out of the box when he pulls out the gun.

Yell that Zero and Kaname are making out. One of three things will occur. You will get killed by Zero or, you will have Yuki come out in matchmaker mode, or you were smart and had them in yaoi mode, but that will kill some fans, and possibly you because they will be biting each other. Immensely.

Make a parfait. Preferably chocolate.

Your Guardian comes with multiple modes:

Normal: She will eat parfaits, sleep, and suck at school and regular daily life stuff.

Protective: She goes all gangster on ya and does some crazy stunts with the Artemis Rod. All vampires will somehow be fine, but she will be in a mess. Look awesome and scary, but needs help to not die!

Pureblood Kuran Princess: After Vol. Go die Rido you end up with a vampire Yuki. She still will scarf down your food, but you can't lose your Kaname unit, or you might get to see Ichiru. She will drink your blood without Kaname or Zero!

Baby: She won't talk, won't eat, you can't get her off of Kaname's side. She will try to see Headmaster as a father, but will fail.

Hardheaded: She gives Zero her blood and will protect him with her life. Nothing else matters to her.

Matchmaker: She can't do a yaoi mode and she is already straight, but she will keep Yuri by her side and try to pair up everybody, example she will try to get Ichiru and Zero together, Zero and Kaname together, Shiki and Ichijo together, you see what I mean?

The things she can do are short, but useful.

Calming Force: Zero and Kaname units will run away without her to calm them. No vampires will stay after Kaname leaves, the Headmaster will chase Zero, and the Day Class students will go home without teachers to teach them, because the teachers go on strike because they get paid by the Headmaster.

Vampire Bait: Her blood is Candy!

Taste tester: Have you seen how she eats?!

Vampire Princess: Can ask vampires to do stuff, and they will usually comply.

Food:

She will eat massive amounts of food, mostly parfaits. As long as you don't get the Vol. Go Die Rido upgrade, you don't have to worry, but she might eat you out of your house if you let her.

Blood tablets:

Not good with them.

Questions and Answers:

Q: My mom asked when I got a twin with short hair. What do I tell her!

A: You look like her!? First I would cosplay as her, and then tell your mom you have a younger version of yourself following you. Then record her facial expression.

Q: This weird ugly guy is in my house and she like stopped moving and all the guy would say is "May I drink your blood," A little help here?

A: How did he escape? Get a Kaname unit! That is Ugly Level E unit which almost killed Yuki but Kaname kills it. Run until the Kaname unit arrives!

Q: There's this girl who keeps talking about cats and Zodiac years that looks like Yuki. Where is my dearest Yuki? *sobs*

A: That sounds like Tohru Honda. She can't possibly hurt you, but if you want to send her in for a refund or your Yuki unit with a 5 percent discount for the delay, you may.

(Author Note: If you ask a question in your review I will try to answer it!)