Warning: Potential Spoilers
Epic Rap Battles Of MapleWorld!
Phantom Vs. Luminous
Begin!
Phantom
Hey, it's me, master thief, Phantom
and they called me up and wanted me to roast
the lamest character in the fandom
against me, you're toast
What's wrong with you, Lumi?
Those robes, that staff, your eyes
You look like a White-Mage-wannabe
Maybe, you're really the Black Mage in disguise
I can't blame you for being so mad all the time
Especially when competing against me
During this battle of rhyme
I'll destroy you, utterly and completely
Well, I suppose I should give you a chance
But all I'm going to see is you crash and burn
I've already won this at first glance
Now, it's your time, your turn
Luminous
Finally some relief
I don't have to here your voice again
Won't have to endure the grief
Until I win
Speaking of grief, are you over Aria yet?
It's no wonder she died, she probably couldn't live to see your face another day
At least, that's where I place my money, place my bet
Oh, is that something I shouldn't say?
Sorry, not sorry, you didn't deserve her
She was the beautiful, angelic empress
And you're the petty theif, I doubt your the type of man she'd prefer
In all this twisted romance, who were you really trying to impress?
You're one to speak about choice of clothes
What's with the bird hat? Is that the fanciest you could get?
But I'll save that rhyme for later, I need to bring my rhyme to a close
But trust me, if nothing else, this is the one thing you'll regret
Phantom
You're too quick to bash me about my precious love
Did you forget about Lania? That poor girl you attacked?
She was innocent, like a beautiful dove
She had every quality you lacked
And you call yourself the mage of light
But look at you- you're a nut case
You absorbed some of the Black Mage's power at that final fight
And that wicked guy, Eclipse, took your place
I'll admit this was fun
But I've gotta bring this to it's end
So this is it, my rhyme is done
This is checkmate, just so you know, I win
Luminous
It's about time you stopped talking
with this final rhyme
I'll send you walking
walking in shame that is, for this is my time
You're just a pretty boy without any grace
Any girl that would like you
Is a girl without any taste
No wonder Aria chose Lotus over you
Scat, you petty thief
The thought that you've already beat me with your dumb little rhyme
Is simply a false, narcissistic belief
I've said it once and now I'll say it again, this is my time
Who won? Who's next? You decide!
Hey there! It's Blue! I really hoped you liked my little "Epic Rap Battles" poem! Please tell me what you think. Did you like this? Would you like to see more? Who won? Also, do you have any suggestions about the format? I'd love to hear from anyone who reads this and I'm totally open to criticism. I really hope you enjoyed! Happy writing!
Note: I don't own MapleStory or Epic Rap Battles!
Special thanks to Grape-Soda luvs Leon for helping me come up with some of this!