Ask Psymon
[Jacob and Psymon are in a prison cell, as Psymon requested for the venue]
Daniel: Well, people. Two psychotic nutjobs sitting in a room is only a good sign when you're watching Ask:_____, the show where we interview your favorite video game stars. This is Daniel, your announcer. Today's guest is the mentally unstable racer in the SSX games. Please welcome: PSYMON!!!! And, [sighs] the only one of out sixteen interviewers insane enough to interview him, Jacob.
Jacob: Hey, my peeplaz! Tis the Jakester here! Now, believe it or not, you readers are helping this story along. Write a damn review, asking a question for Psymon, and we'll respond to it. The only restriction, and this is only because the management says I gotta keep it clean, is that you gotta keep it PG-13 rated, meaning no sex, blood, gore, any of that crapola. I'll kick things off. Psymon, dude, which tattoo took the most time to have done?
Psymon: Haha, you hafta follow a regulation, ha! Obviously, the one on my back took the most time!
Jacob: The one that says "Stark Raving Mad?"
Psymon: No the one on my. [hesitates] yes the Stark Raving Mad one.
Jacob: Why do you have a grudge against Kaori?
Psymon: Cuz she's a prissy little daddy's girl. That, and she's to frekkin cute! [mock Japanese school girl voice] Oh, me so kawaii [normal] makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it!
Jacob: Yah, I know what you mean, I'm on the same boat with Kacey, our resident fan-girl. Erm, anyway, what's your favorite outfit. I think your BARK!BARK!BARK! outfit kicks ass!
Psymon: My good ol' Casual Friday look is probably my fav. People think I'm crazy for not wearing a single long sleeved shirt, but I lost all the nerve-endings in me arms, so I can't feel anything.
Jacob: Cool, man. [looks over at Daniel, who's doing the rap it up signal] Man, hold your frekkin horses. I gotta end this for now. Send in some questions, punks!
[Jacob and Psymon are in a prison cell, as Psymon requested for the venue]
Daniel: Well, people. Two psychotic nutjobs sitting in a room is only a good sign when you're watching Ask:_____, the show where we interview your favorite video game stars. This is Daniel, your announcer. Today's guest is the mentally unstable racer in the SSX games. Please welcome: PSYMON!!!! And, [sighs] the only one of out sixteen interviewers insane enough to interview him, Jacob.
Jacob: Hey, my peeplaz! Tis the Jakester here! Now, believe it or not, you readers are helping this story along. Write a damn review, asking a question for Psymon, and we'll respond to it. The only restriction, and this is only because the management says I gotta keep it clean, is that you gotta keep it PG-13 rated, meaning no sex, blood, gore, any of that crapola. I'll kick things off. Psymon, dude, which tattoo took the most time to have done?
Psymon: Haha, you hafta follow a regulation, ha! Obviously, the one on my back took the most time!
Jacob: The one that says "Stark Raving Mad?"
Psymon: No the one on my. [hesitates] yes the Stark Raving Mad one.
Jacob: Why do you have a grudge against Kaori?
Psymon: Cuz she's a prissy little daddy's girl. That, and she's to frekkin cute! [mock Japanese school girl voice] Oh, me so kawaii [normal] makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it!
Jacob: Yah, I know what you mean, I'm on the same boat with Kacey, our resident fan-girl. Erm, anyway, what's your favorite outfit. I think your BARK!BARK!BARK! outfit kicks ass!
Psymon: My good ol' Casual Friday look is probably my fav. People think I'm crazy for not wearing a single long sleeved shirt, but I lost all the nerve-endings in me arms, so I can't feel anything.
Jacob: Cool, man. [looks over at Daniel, who's doing the rap it up signal] Man, hold your frekkin horses. I gotta end this for now. Send in some questions, punks!