Ok, so we all know that Stephanie Meyer is freaking awesome, and the world would plunge back into the Dark Ages if someone, say, burned every copy of New Moon, Twilight, Breaking Dawn, and Eclipse in existence, and threw Stephanie's computer off a cliff, but I do have a couple of questions.
Ok, so, when Bella kisses Edward, how come she doesn't get vampire venom in her mouth?
If Alice can only see what people decide they're going to do, and no one can use wind powers on Bella, how come Alice can see what Bella decides to do?
Why does Bella have extraordinary self-control as a vampire. It was a job well done on Stephanie Meyer's part, but seriously, of all the vampire's in existence, why did she get the awesome self-control?
Don't emotions have something to do with the mind? Why can Jasper read Bella's emotions?
Edward says that the vampires get their powers from things they were good at when they were human. So if Jasper was so good at reading people's emotions, why did he become a soldier, and, like, kill people?
Why don't vampires ever go to the bathroom? I mean, they just keep drinking more and more blood, so where does it go? I mean, shouldn't they get, like, really fat?
Why don't the vampire's take showers? I mean, don't they sweat? And don't they get, like, dirt on them? don't they get blood on them when they hunt?
Why does Bella order mushroom ravioli? I mean seriously, mushrooms are slimy and disgusting! Edward should have left her then and there for having such horrible taste in food.
Why don't the pictures on the front of the books have anything to do with the stories?
Why aren't there pictures in the books?
Why is Jane angry when she find out Aro sent Bella a wedding present?
Where did Jake get the name Nessie from Renesmee? I mean, Renee or Esme or May (because the ee is pronounced like ay sort of, but Mee didn't look right) or Ren. Or maybe even just Ness, but Nessie?
So, the Cullen had been living their for a long time, so why did the werewolf population suddenly shoot up when Bella fell in love with Edward?
What did Edward mean, after Bella told him why Jake said the Quileute boys turned into werewolves, when he said that that was an interesting theory? did he have some other idea?
They always talk about Alice loving to shop, but how many times does Stephanie Meyer actually write about her shopping. She'll just suddenly show up with new stuff for Bella to wear.
If Dr. Cullen is such an amazing doctor, why is he working at a hospital in the teeny-tiny town of Forks? I mean, I get the sunlight thing and all, but wouldn't he want to work somewhere where he could do more good than fixing concussions (Bella) and broken arms (Bella)?
Can Alice see animals? She says she can see humans because she was one, and vampires because she is one, and when she was looking for Nahuel, she was looking for a blind spot, but presumably she was never an animal of any sort, so wouldn't there be, like, a whole lot of blind spots?
I'm so confused. Please, if Stephanie Meyer is reading this, don't kill me. I'm just curios! If anyone has any answers, please let me know, cuz I'm dying here!