Ok you guys, this is my idea of a funny story, I'm easily amused, so bear with me!!! I got this idea when my 31 muses attacked me... mean as they are... Feh... but yeah, this is when I've gone for 2 or 3 weeks without eating lunch because I'm saving money for a Shounen Jump manga in a school book order... I felt absolutely anorexic... ick! ANYWHO... Yesh, as much as I hate it, there's gunna be quite a bit of Yzak/Dearka in this for my yaoi side which is growing by the day. So... RR PLEASE!!!

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DISCLAIMER: Toboe: SapphireSeibrem doesn't own Gundam Seed or anything else copy-righted that's mentioned in here, so, ya! yay!

p.s. they're on Earth, so, yeah... Give me a break, I've only seen the show about 4 times!!!

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Camping Trip

"Great... stuck with a bunch of morons for a whole week..." muttered a tired and angry Yzak as he looked around as Athrun, Kira, and Dearka joined him. "Shut up Jule, it won't kill you..." muttered Athrun as he picked up his stuff and shoved it into the van they were taking to the camp site along with everyone else's things and all the camping supplies.

"Remind me again why we're doing this?" Kira asked his friend as they all climbed into the van, which only had 3 seats since they had to take one out to fit the stuff they were taking. "Where the heck am I sitting?!?" Yzak asked impatiently, still very unamused at the fact that he was woken up at 4 in the morning. As Kira and Athrun grinned at each other, Dearka and Yzak's eyes widened, "No! NO! Anything but...!" Yzak protested as they pushed him onto Dearka's lap and Kira started the engine, taking off as fast as he could and laughing.

As they got onto the highway, Athrun looked at his friend, who was disappointed that he had to go slower now, "Any way, about what you asked earlier, you know why we're doing this, it's so we don't have to dress as girls for the next month and a half, you know what Cagalli and Mwu said!" he replied. "Oh yeah... That's right..." Kira muttered, looking at the sleeping boys in the rear-view mirror, mad that Yzak ruined the fun by jumping off Dearka's lap immediately when they got to the highway, sitting in among the camping equipment. As Dearka leaned against the window, he drooled, causing Athrun to have a 10-minute laughing fit as he muttered in his sleep about 'bunnies taking over the world'.

After about 5 hours of driving, Kira and Athrun switched places since Kira didn't like driving in the dark, even though he could pilot his mobile suit in pitch-black skies. "Where are we going again?" Asked the blue-haired teen as he looked at Kira, who had just started falling asleep. After a minute of glaring at his friend, Kira told him the directions, "go left when you hit the bent stop-light, keep driving for about 20 miles, then when you reach a really loopy road with a sign that says 'Welcome to Fortune Springs Campground', turn onto that road and go into the camp-ground and wake us up" Kira said as he dozed off again. "Ok, that should be easy enough!" said the young ZAFT pilot.

A few hours later, Athrun looked through the windshield of the van, "or not..." he said, nearly screaming as he heard a gun-shot out of no-where, waking the others up.

As Kira looked at the clock on the radio, he turned his glance to his friend, amazed at his stupidity. "I thought you were smart!" Kira yelled, "That should have only taken you about an hour! It's been 3!!!" Said the boy as he continued his lecture.

Then Dearka leaned forward, "both of you shut up, Zala, you get back here, I"m driving!" Dearka said, surprising them all. As Athrun jumped over the middle, he fell onto the floor, almost tripping over Yzak, who was climbing onto the seat so that he could rest his head on something other then metal tent stakes.

As Dearka got into the driver's seat, he looked at Kira and asked where they were going. "You need to get us to Fortune Springs Park, that's were we're camping" Kira replied, digging in the glove compartment for the candy bar he'd stashed in there the last time they had stopped.

While he drove along the blackened highway, Dearka looked at Yzak in the reaerview mirror and smiled slightly. Everyone but the white-haired teen knew he'd liked his friend for a while. As Yzak listened to his CD player, he saw Dearka staring at him as opposed to the road."What!?" Yzak snapped while he chewed on a plastic spoon. "Nothing, I heard you singing Lacus's song..." Dearka said, laughing as his blushing friend denied it.

About 2 hours later, Dearka sucsessfully did what Athrun had failed to do and gotten them to the campgrounds and picked a great site to set up the tent. "I thought you had sucky navigation skills!" Yzak said, impressed by his friend as they all stared around at the campsite.

"It wasn't that hard, I'm used to complex directions and helping find the way out of somewhere when we're lost, remember, because that's the one crucial skill Mr. Zala over there seems to lack..." Dearka said, nodding his head at Athrun, who was easily carrying both all the tent equipment and his things all at once. As he set the stuff down, he kicked his bag to one side and grinned. "Ok, time for the fun part, setting up the tent in the middle of the night!" Kira said, reading Athrun's mind. As they all sighed, three of them grabbed a corner or 2 and pulled while Yzak put the stakes where they belonged and jumped around in it and banged on the top of it to test how sturdy it was. After it collapsed on him on the first try, they got it right after one or two more tries.

"Ok, this is my corner!" Called Dearka, pointing to the one facing the trees, "this is mine!" Kira called, pointing towards the side facing the lake. As Zala chose the third corner, which happened to face a tent with a bunch of girls in it, leaving Yzak, once again, hopeless for a good spot. "Hey Yzak, why don't you sleep next to your boyfriend?" Athrun asked, nudging Dearka. "Huh?" Yzak asked absent-mindedly, falling victim to Kira, who pushed Yzak's sleeping bag into his chest, knocking him down next to Dearka, "well, whatever, I don't care, I need sleep!" Yzak said, immediately crawling into his sleeping bag and falling asleep.

Athrun, Kira, and Dearka though, weren't as tired, having slept a lot of the way, in separate turns of course, to the campgrounds. So as they all sat around the fire Athrun had made, they all drank some of the soda they had brought. "You know what?!? We could have used the head-lights when we were setting up the tent!" Kira blurted out, causing Athrun and Dearka to slap their foreheads and mutter agreements. "Oh, and what do you say Dearka?" Athrun asked in a teasing voice, "what do you mean?" asked Dearka, who had no clue what the gray-eyed teen was talking about. "For us getting Yzak to sleep next to you! Duh, moron!" Athrun said, winking as he gestured towards the tent where Yzak was sleeping.

"Oh, yeah, thanks you guys..." Dearka said, looking down and turning bright red. "Don't feel so bad about liking Yzak, well, except for that it's Yzak, the single most annoying member of ZAFT..." Athrun said, muttering the last part. "Yeah, it's not a bad thing that you like a guy, it's just, different" Kira said, agreeing with his friend. "I guess, it's just... what do you think would happen if he found out?" Dearka asked like a nervous kid trying to ask out his crush on a date.

Yzak, who'd been awakened by a loud crash when Kira tripped over the cooler, had heard the whole conversation. "I thought I liked him first!" Yzak thought to himself. As he heard Dearka get up to grab something out of his bag in the tent, Yzak closed his eyes, acting like he was asleep.

"I still don't know what to do about you..." Dearka muttered, gathering up his courage as he kissed Yzak's cheek. All of a sudden, the white-haired boy was extremely glad that the fire was so bright, so that it hid the red of his face. "I'm bored..." Kira started, changing his mind suddenly as he heard the girls in the tent next to them scream about a snake in the tent. "We'll be right back!" Kira and Athrun said simultaneously, running over to help.

As Dearka sat there, wondering about what to say to Yzak, he was scared out of his mind when he felt a pair of arms wrap around him. "What the...?!?" Dearka almost shouted, falling over backwards to see Yzak laughing above him, wrapped up in his sleeping bag. "Y...Y...Yzak?" Dearka stuttered, suddenly losing the ability to speak.

"I... heard what you said earlier..." Yzak stated, unsure of what exactly to say after that. "Really?!" Dearka asked in horror, "Oh... uh... that...was just...um...a joke! Yeah, it was a joke!" Dearka said, making up the first excuse that came to him. "Don't worry about it, really, it's ok!" Yzak said, sitting next to him on the log next to the fire pit. "So... I guess you know now..." Dearka sighed, looking at the fire and avoiding eye contact with Yzak whenever possible.

"Dearka? Are you not getting what I said in through that blonde head of yours?!" Yzak asked, looking at his friend again, who glanced at him and turned so red Yzak could see even past the glow of the fire. "Huh?" Dearka asked, acting like he hadn't heard, turning brighter still. "I guess I'll just have to show you..." Yzak said, leaning forward and kissing his friend, right as Kira and Athrun came back, carrying a dead snake in front of them in triumph with kiss marks on their faces.

"What are you guys doing?!?" Kira asked, dropping the snake from shock. All of a sudden, Yzak and Dearka separated as fast as they could, both turning red as possible. "N...n...nothing!" Dearka squeaked, while Yzak was a little bolder, "I'm kissing my boyfriend for your information!" The teen said, wrapping his arms around the tanned boy's waist. As Athrun muttered something along the lines of 'I knew he was gay', Kira just nodded, getting over the shock and acting as if it was completely normal.

"I guess we'd better get to sleep, we have to do the first task of setting up the rest of the camping area tomorrow, so, yeah, good night everyone!" Dearka said, changing the subject. "Yeah, blondie's right, 'night everyone!" Kira said, stretching as he crawled into his sleeping bag and got into his corner, Athrun and Dearka doing the same. "I still have no where to sleep... 'cuz if I sleep in the center, 2 certain morons I know will 'accidentaly' step on me..." Yzak whined, liking it better when it was just him in the tent.

"Sleep with your boyfriend like we said earlier! Duh!" Kira said, laughign as even Yzak blushed at the remark. "Shut up Yamato!" Dearka chimed in. "Actually, I think I will sleep next to my boyfriend!" Yzak said, smirking and kissing Dearka goodnight as he set his sleeping bag next to Dearka's and fell right back to sleep again along with Dearka while Kira and Athrun laughed themselves to sleep.

The next morning, as all four boys got up at their own speeds, they all grabbed clothes and got dressed, "what do we do first?" Asked Yzak, rubbing his eyes sleepily as Dearka told him that his shirt was on inside out. As he rolled his eyes and switched it around, Kira and Athrun started another fire. "Food first!" Kira replied, grabbing a pack of marshmellows from the shoe-box full he's brought. "Junk food for breakast?" Athrun asked, "ah, I nah?" Kira mumbled, swallowing a mouthful of marshmellow and translating himself, "I mean, yeah, why not?" He asked, grinning as his friend rolled his eyes, "Zala, Yamato, I don't know about you, but I'm eating fish!" Yzak said, grabbing a bowie knife from his bag and running down to the river talking to himself about how catching fish would be a piece of cake.

About 10 minutes later, Yzak came back with a bucket full of fish and a huge grin on his face as he put a sharpened stick through one and held it over the fire. "If your guys want some, go ahead and have some, I guess I went a little over board..." Yzak said as he ate the fish like he hadn't had food in months, the others soon joining him.

"Let's go swimming!" Dearka and Athrun said, immediately heading towards the other side of the lake, which was a little bit clearer, perfect for swimming in. "Last one to the swinging rope can't pilot their way out of a paper bag!" Kira called over his shoulder and Athrun, Yzak, and Dearka sprinted after him.

As the reached the swinging rope, they all pushed each other to see who would go first, getting stares from other campers. "Ladies first!" Athrun said and he pushed Yzak over to the rope, "well then go on ahead Zala" Yzak retorted, glaring at him. "Just go!" Kira said, pushing Athrun and Yzak both into the lake, both of the boys grabbing either Dearka's or Kira's wrists and pulling them under as well. As Yzak and Athrun came up laughing, Kira flared at the 2 of them. "That was not part of the plan!" Kira growled as he coughed up half of the gallon of water he'd swallowed.

Dearka was just as mad, pushing poor Yzak's head under water in mid-breath and holding him there until he got pulled under by Yzak as they started wrestling over who was being a jerk and who wasn't as they got even more stares, embarrassing Kira and Athrun in front of the girls they'd helped the previous night. As Yzak fought back, he thrashed around in the water, laughing at his friend, who's gotten himself into the really deep part of the lake. "I suppose we'd better go get him..." Kira said as him and Athrun laughed and swam out into the deep water while Yzak coughed up the water he'd swallowed fighting Dearka.

"God, we make idiots of ourselves so easily..." Dearka muttered, shivering from being thrown into the coldest part. As they all moved to where the mini waterfalls were, they all had an idea. "Let's conquer the falls!" Kira cried, laughing as he ran towards the water flowing off the rock, immediately getting pulled under by the current. "Retard..." Athrun muttered as him and the other boys did the smart thing and went around the current until they were right at the rush of the mini-falls and laughed as they stuck their heads into the water.

All of a sudden, they heard and saw Kira thrashing around screaming. "Oh god! Get it off! It's gunna poison me!!! I'm too young to die! And too sexy! No!!!" Kira screamed, waving his arm around. "What the heck are you screaming about?!?" Athrun asked as he grabbed his friend's shoulders, "there's a HUGE leech on my arm!!!" Kira yelled, holding his arm out and trying to brush it off. As Athrun, Yzak, and Dearka looked at it, then him, they all narrowed their eyes at the boy for ruining their 'conquering of the falls' and they all smacked him upside the head. "You friggin' idiot! It's just a little thing!" Yzak said, taking the 1/4 inch long leech of Kira's arm and squishing it with his fingers. "You're such a wuss..." Athrun muttered, rolling his eyes at his friend. "What? It could have killed me!!!" Kira said, acting like a true drama queen. (A/N: drama king... my bad! --')

After they left the lake, the boys decided to go back to the tent for lunch. Most of the time was spent eating and laughing as Kira looked all over his arms for more traces of leeches. "You guys are some of the suckiest friends ever..." Kira muttered as he bit into his 'marshmellow and honey sandwich', immediately sitting up straight and going into a laughing fit. "God no! He's on a sugar high, everyone back away!" Athrun said, moving away from the boy.

"Oh no..." moaned Yzak, knowing the horrors of a sugar high better then any of the other boys. "Here we go..." Athrun said, walking slowly after Kira, who almost literally flew down the hill to the lake again. Dearka looked at Yzak, "what's up with the reaction?" he asked, wrapping his arm around the boy