Title: ANSWER YOUR PHONE

Word Count: 469

*Summary: "It's really simple: you pretend to go out with me for three months. I won't touch you except for holding hands and a few hugs to prove our 'relationship'. Easy right?" That's what he said, and she agreed. Looking back at it now, how did this happen—why did it happen? That's right; they both benefited from it. "After all, you get my brother and I get the girl, so it seems pretty fair, right?"

Pairing: Mainly HikaruxOCxKaoru with various pairings (you'll see ^^)

Genre: Romance, Drama, & Humor

Rating: T

Warnings: language, possible OOCness (I will do my best to stay in character, but that's hard to do, since, well, I'm not Hatori Bisco), mild violence, and perhaps some spoilers IF you haven't finished the manga. Perhaps.

A/N: Hey people of the world! It's been a while since I wrote a fanfiction (I was busy, but lazy as well). I'm not sure if this will be finished—I never seem to be capable of such things—but we'll see.

Anways, I was rereading the Ouran manga and rewatching the anime (while waiting for more One Piece and Naruto) for some time. Then an idea popped into my head! Oh! How about this? And well, this is how this fanfiction started. OHSHC is my favorite shojo manga—and this is out of the few shojo I like because most (if not all) cannot compare to OHSHC. Then again, that's my opinion.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own OHSHC (any part of it). IT ALL BELONGS TO HATORI BISCO. What I do own it my deviation from the actual manga/anime plot (AKA, this fanfiction) and the OCs that will show up.

Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Beep!

"You have one missed call."

Beep!

"You have one new voicemail."

Beep!

"Y'know Haru-chan, you need to learn to pick up the phone, 'cause I do have something important to say. You're probably going to school, or sleeping through this. Do you even glance once at your phone? I know you do, but, can you learn to be near the phone when I call? Geez. And if you're there Ranka-san, hey! How are you? I'm sure you and Haru-chan are doing fine. I'll probably be around more often, and nee-san says 'thanks'.

Since you're probably going to hear this message before Haru-chan, can you tell her to call me back after listening to this message? I should also inform you that I'm going to transfer to her school. Anyways, good luck at work Ranka-san! Bye!"

Beep!

~X~

The large, spacious halls were empty and the light poured through the tall windows, revealing the dancing dust circling around and around. There was no sound, save for the light steps muffled by the plush red carpet. Soon, those muffled steps echoed throughout the deserted halls as they went down the tiled halls of the top floor of the South Campus.

They steps turned into the North Corridor, the pace steady and slowly, curious steps wandering through uncharted territory. Soon, it stopped and the tips of worn mary-janes faced the thick double doors of the last room at the end of the corridor. Then, a hand reached out to the cool metal of the handle, and gently pushed down and forward.

A blinding light gushed through crack.

Short right? I know, but originally, the first (although, this is technically a prologue) and second chapter didn't flow together nicely, so I just decided to split it up (yeah, it didn't sound good even when breaking it up with the ~X~). Anyways, reviews are always beautiful and accepted. Constructive criticism is ALWAYS accepted, because there's always room for improvement.

Once again, I make no promises on finishing this fanficiton, as it is a side thing for me and my life will become much more busy once the second semester comes around. Anyways, review please. :) What did you like? What didn't you like? What can I improve? Got any plot ideas that you want to share? Reviews are just like jewels: pretty little things that radiate with light as they make my face light up as I "hold" them in my hands.