Hey there! The story written earlier on my account was by my friend, stealing my ideas! I deleted it. So here is a story I REALLY wrote! ^^ Please, please, please review!

"Naruto! The shelves!" Sasuke stuffed the money bag inside his pants, pointing frantically across the room, "I think there is expensive silk in there!"

Naruto nodded nervously as he opened the drawer, "Sasuke! If they catch us like last time, they could kill us!"

Ignoring him, Sasuke threw a pile of suitcases at Naruto. "Hurry! Carry these and run!"

Naruto sighed, carrying the suitcase and running out of the house. There, in front of the door was a pink-haired girl. The owner of the house.

Naruto stopped, staring at her in horror.

"W-What are you doing with my kimonos?" The girl asked in a confused tone, reaching out for the suitcase that the silk was falling out of.

Naruto gulped, he didn't know what to do. Without thinking, Naruto came up from behind her and took out a knife, taking it to her throat.

"…Shut up or I'll k-kill you!"

The pink-haired girl shut her mouth instantly. She didn't want to die yet. In the moon's reflection she shot a glance at her attacker. It was a boy who looked a little bit older than her. His face and clothes were dirty but he had really good features so she could tell he was good-looking. But this was not a time to think about such things.

Naruto held a table knife at my throat, his hand shaking. "G-Give me all your money!"

The girl panicked but she knew what to do. She kicked him hard, right into his family jewels. He gasped and fell to the floor, dropping the knife. Sakura picked the suitcase and ran away from the blond boy and her house.

When Sakura realized what she had done, she turned around. I guess you could call her the dumbest person alive. She was afraid she had kicked the boy too hard and permanently damaged him. She turned back, running.

When she came back to the front door of her house, the blond boy was still lying on the floor. He was groaning softly. Sakura lifted him up gently. "Are you okay?" She asked in a concerned tone. He shook his head no, "I don't think I'll be able to use it anymore." Sakura flushed.

"I'm so sorry," She said to him. She reached into her pocket and pulled out some money. "If you need money, then here. All I have is ten dollars."

She placed the money in his hand and ran away. Away from her own home. Naruto looked at her with this weird expression that she couldn't read. Sakura left without turning back. She could tell the boy was watching her as she was walking away…

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For a while, Naruto lay there on the ground. Sasuke was no where to be found but Naruto couldn't care less. He was thinking about the girl who had kicked him earlier. She was either the dumbest of the nicest girl he ever met. Using the wall for support, Naruto managed to get up.

"Naruto!"

Naruto turned around to see Sasuke who was clutching on the bags of money from earlier. "Naruto, you have a new mission."

While Naruto was just still in my second year of middle school, he hung out with the bad people. He did bad things. It was either beat people up or get beaten. Chase people and run away from the cops. Stealing was Naruto's job. For Naruto growing up as an orphan, being bad was easy. Later on, Naruto became a member of a gang along with his best friend, Sasuke.

"We've decided you are going to do it."

"Do what?"

Sasuke dug through his pocket jeans and pulled out a crumbled piece of paper. Naruto took it, and examined the picture. A girl with pink hair, green eyes and a large forehead…"Hey! The girl from before! The girl who kicked me!"

"Yeah. She's the owner of this house we just stole from…Anyway, she's the next heir to the infamous Haruno yakuza clan, a criminal organization who specializes in assassination."

"You serious? A Haruno?" How could that nice and innocent girl be a Haruno?

"Turns out the Haruno clan has loads of money. Enough money to live without worries." Sasuke frowned, "But the money is only available to the heir of the family."

"Hey but it's a girl right? She's gonna get ALL that money?"

Sasuke shook his head, "She's going to share it with her husband."

"I don't get it…What's all this got to do with me?

"You're going to get the money."

"…How?"

Sasuke smacked his forehead, "You idiot! You're going to make her fall in love with you and then you marry her!"

"WHAT?!"

"Then you get the money!"

"WHAT?!"

"But….then you must kill her."

Naruto's body tensed, "…WHAT?!!!!!!"

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"I saw a boy like Daisuke today!"

Sakura sighed, "Grandpa, he's been missing for 12 years. How can he still be ali-"

"I'm going to find him." Her grandpa snapped sternly.

Twelve years ago when Sakura was five, a war broke through Kumoga and Konoha. Kumoga had dropped many bombs in Konoha. The bombs caused so many victims to die or go missing. One of those victims was Daisuke, Sakura's long lost cousin.

Sakura held up a picture of Daisuke, a young boy with sky blue eyes, tanned skin and blond spiky hair…

Sakura's grandpa had heart disease, his stress and depression from failing to find Daisuke was affecting his health and lifespan. All Sakura really wanted was to fulfill her grandpa's lifelong wish before he died. "I'm going to find you Daisuke…"

Sakura's grandpa went to sleep while she decided to take a walk outside.

But when she turned around, she saw the attacker from before. A boy with sky blue eyes, tanned skin, and blond hair…Daisuke?Naruto took out the money she had given him earlier, "I….uh….sorry." 'Why did they choose me for this job?! Why couldn't they have chosen Sasuke or someone?!

He looked down the on the ground, embarrassed. "I'm sorry I stole stuff from you last week, the day after that, yesterday, and today…"Sakura didn't say anything. She just stared at him with a shocked and surprised expression. 'Crap. She must be angry.' Naruto thought, almost feeling guilty."I'll uh…go now…"

Before he could turn around and leave, Sakura had held tight on his shirt, "I…need your help!"

Thinking the girl would turn him to the police, Naruto struggled to free himself from her grip, "I'm sorry! I wont ever steal from you aga-"

"Please help me!" Sakura cried out, desperately.

Naruto stopped squirming, "Huh?" My chance! My chance!

"I'll pay you as much as want. I'll give you all the food you want…just…"

His eyebrows raised, "Yeah?" A grin spread on his face. My manly skills are working!

Sakura didn't know what she was saying, "Please…Pretend to be my cousin until my grandpa dies!"

Naruto's eyes widened, "WHAT?!" This wasn't supposed to happen!

Yay! I finished the first chapter to my first story! I'm so happy but I'm also really pissed right now. I drank tea with an ugly and dead fly in it. EEWwww!

But the tea still tasted great. ^_^

I made Naruto say, "WHAT?!" too many times right? Heh. Oh well. This chapter is called 'What?!' right? _

Sakura seems a little too nice, right? Well in the later chapters, she'll be her normal self.

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