I've come up with an idea! Worst Case Scenario, Akatsuki Style!
Shikamaru: Troublesome. You always come up with ideas.
Lee: That's the Spring of Youth!
Kiba: Well, let's see it!
Kankurou: (still avoiding Shikamaru) Yeah, er, lets see it.
It was a sunny day, the birds were chirping, and Itachi was screaming. Wait, Itachi? Screaming? Is that possible?
Inside a very secret Akatsuki Base was a very secret room. In this very secret room was located a very secret chest. What was supposed to be in this very secret chest was a very secret diary. But now, it was very secretly missing. Just whom did this very secret diary belong to? A now very unsecretly screaming Itachi.
"Itachi-san! What is it?" A certain blue skinned Kisame appeared from his own very secret room.
"Oh Kisame! Someone has stolen my very secret diary!" Itachi remained looking stoic and unemotional. So much for devastated.
"Oh my fishes!" Kisame gasped. Everyone knew that stealing Itachi's very secret Diary would result in Itachi going nuts. And everyone knows what will happen if Itachi goes nuts.
Itachi pulled out a random craziness meter, designed for Uchihas. The bar began to slowly rise. "We have five hours left, oh no!" Kisame cried. "This calls for…" Kisame disappears.
After dramatic music, Kisame reappears from the shadows, dressed in his normal Akatsuki cloak, but he now had a monocle, a detective hat, and other detective items.
"This calls for… Detective Kisame: Detective of the Deep Sea!" Kisame tapped his hat.
"Alright Itachi-san. We have many choices. There is Sasori, Deidara, Zetsu, Tobi, Kakuzu, Hidan, and Leader-sama. One of them has the very secret diary!" Kisame made a good guy pose, with a wave crashing behind him, a glowing sunset in the background.
"First, we shall go to Kakuzu!" Kisame pointed to another very secret room; the very secret dining room!
Kisame led Itachi into the very secret dining room. A huge figure was towering over the two, even though he was halfway across the room. He was whispering to his partner, the very religious Hidan. They seemed to be plotting something, but Kisame took no notice.
"Ahoy, fellow Akatsuki. I have some questions to ask." Kisame waved to the two.
"What do you want, fish boy." Kakuzu, who had teal skin, with his Taki headband holding a cloth over his head, only allowing the casual onlooker to see the upper part of his face, seeing as the lower half was hidden behind his collar of the Akatsuki cloak.
"I was just explaining to Kakuzu the importance of religion. Without Budda, we may have been stuck in our dreadful villages all our life, with no Akatsuki to cheer us up!" Hidan preached. He was waving his little charm around. "Come my Akatsuki friends! Join me in prayer!" he kissed the chain the charm was attached to, closing his eyes.
"That's okay. So tell me, where were you ten minutes ago?" Kisame pulled a notebook out of nowhere, a pen following.
"We were in the kitchen. I was getting a tuna sandwich, while Buddha Boy here was preaching to me." Kakuzu growled.
"So… They both have a witness… I will return… You're both still on the suspect list…" Kisame backed out of the room, glaring as much as his fishy face would let him. Itachi followed. He began to twitch a tiny bit. Kakuzu and Hidan went back to their… Scheming.
"Alright. Now that we have those two off the list, for now, next we'll go visit…
A) Deidara
B) Sasori
C) Tobi
D) Zetsu
E) Leader-sama
Okay, here's what everyone is to do. Vote on one of the above in a review! So, lets say you want to see Sasori next. Just review, and put in your review, at the top or bottom, the letter choice. You can include who it is if you want. The character with the most votes in two to three days will make an appearance in the next chapter! Each chapter will be short, though, due to not being able to set it up ahead of time.
Shikamaru: You know this is going to get troublesome, right?
Lee: But the more "troublesome", the more the Spring of Youth is involved!
Kankurou: I think it sounds like a good idea.
Kiba: Review and vote everyone!