Story: Wolverine: Logan Tries To Date Scott's Girlfriend Remastered
Author: Master Jin Sonata
Written: January 2008
Remastered: June 29th, 2016
Genre: Humor
Rating: T (Language and Violence)
Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel. But I own the silly X-Men characters that I portray.
Seeing Things Eye To Claw
Cyclops's Point of View, X-Mansion
Cyclops was in his room taking a hot shower. That evening he was planning to take his girlfriend Jean Grey out on a date at a nice restaurant.
"Tonight is the night that I will finally propose to my love," Cyclops says to himself. "There is nothing that's going to ruin this golden opportunity!"
After his shower, he steps out and dries off. He then applies some expensive cologne before going to get dressed. Slipping on a black tuxedo, he posses in his mirror, grabs the engagement ring, a bouquet of red roses, and struts out of the door.
Wolverine's Point of View, X-Mansion
Wolverine walks in front of his bathroom mirror in his boxer shorts, yawning and scratching his hair. His face was un-shaved, and he hadn't taken a shower since the brawl with Sabertooth and Magneto last week.
"Bub…you're a wreck. You'll never score a date with the sexy Jean Grey looking like this…" Wolverine says out loud as he stares at himself in the mirror.
After some deliberation, Wolverine finally decides to get in the shower and bathe.
Wolverine's preparation wasn't exactly smooth sailing like Cyclops's. Wolverine slipped on a bar of soap he dropped and fell out of the tub, while he shaved, he accidentally applies shampoo instead of shaving cream, and applied Windex to himself instead of perfume.
Things just weren't working out for him.
Maybe he was just nervous…
…or maybe it's the hangover he still has from the drinking party he attended last night with the other X-Men. (Yes, folks, that's a lot of beers to be affecting Wolverine like this).
Either way, Wolverine was determined to take Jean out on a date before Scott did.
Wolverine slips on his favorite black leather outfit, sunglasses, and heads out the door of his room, grabbing a bunch of flowers from a vase down the hallway.
Outside Jeane Grey's Room, X-Mansion
Both men were heading toward the same destination. Coming in from opposite ends of the hallway, they both arrive at her door at the exact same time. Both men stop and glare at each other.
"What do you think you're doing?" Cyclops asks Wolverine, raising an eyebrow.
"I'm about to take Jean out on a night of fun, bub. What's with the get-up you're wearing? What are you doing, taking Jubilee to the school prom or something?" Wolverine insults Cyclops.
Both men were about to start an all out argument…
…when Jean's door suddenly opens.
Continue on to the next chapter!