Poke'mon Blupers 2!
2. Ash vs. Misty for cascade badge
Ash: Finally, ok lets go left to ummm….Celedon city!
Misty: The stupid airhead is going to viridian!! Yesss!!!
* ash goes right to celedon *
Misty: I thought you were going right
Ash: Uhh… I changed my mind.
Brock: Ok, just don't let me get near water.
Misty: If you don't go near water, how can you take a bath???
Brock: Oh, well, ummm…
* runs up ahead *
Brock: race ya!
Ash: poor soul, never trust the quiet ones.
Misty: another lesson in life, brock is a disgusting freak forever.
* all run to celedon *
Ash: Let's all jump over this pit with sharp rocks at the bottom!!
* all make it, but brock *
Brock: Nooo!!!!Oof!
* Brock is stuck with a rock stuck through him and he bleeds to death *
Misty: He he, silly Brock! Let's go!
* ash and misty run off to Celedon *
Ash: Let's find the gym.
Misty: ya, no wait!, don't.
Ash: why not?
Misty: Because, ummm… becase I'm tired, let's stay at a hotel.
* Ahs and misty stay, Ash went straight to the arcade and Misty stayed in the room, and went to the gym the next morning *
Misty: I'll just stay in the bleachers where no one can see me
Ash: Ok, sounds great.
* ash goes to find the gym leaders and finds them *
Gym leader 1: Like, we don't fight anymore.
Gym leader 2: Ya, like not anymore.
Ash: well why not?
Gym leader 3: Because, like all our poke'mon suck, and we're sick of it.
Gym leader 1: Like, you can have the badge.
Misty: No Stop!
Gym leader 2: What!!?? Misty! All hale misty!!
* the gym leaders all bow down to her *
Misty: that's right! I will battle you ash!
Ash: I accept!
* they get on the trainer platform *
Ash: Go pichachu!
* throws pichachu at water *
Pichachu: Pika Pika!!!!
Ash: Oh ****!!!
Misty: Ha! You lose!
Ash: Oh well, let's bomb the place!
Misty: ok!!!
* set the bomb *
Misty: this is it!
* bomb explodes and brock of course dead hits Gymleader one in the head *
Misty: Silly Brock.
* Pichachu comes out, of couse drown, lands in ashes arms. *
Ash: silly pichachu!!
* the cascade badge lands and hits ash in the hat and clings on, he doesn't notice. *
Misty: Where to??
Ash: Viridian!!
* Weedle comes out *
Ash: The bug returns!!!! No!!!!!
* Beats it to death with a stick *
Misty: dinner again!! This time, the fires on me!
* Her bad breath starts it *
The End