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Episode 1

Swirly: Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where the points mean absolutely nothing, I'll be your hostess tonight; let's welcome tonight's guests: The boy who's to nice for his own good, Sora.

Sora: (waves)

Swirly: The boy from the dark; Roxas.

Roxas: why am I doing this?

Sora: Oh come on it'll be fun

Swirly: Our next contestant is feeling hot hot hot, let's here it for Axel!

Axel: (smirks)

Swirly: Last but not least we have the boy with the stupid outfits; Riku.

Riku: What do you mean by 'stupid outfits?

Swirly: In the first game your outfit was okay, but then you went all evil and wore that skirt thingy and now your outfit totally lacks originality, you would've been better off keeping that cloak with the blindfold.

Riku: At least I didn't wear parachute pants in the first game!

Sora: Hey!

Swirly: At least Sora's outfit was more coordinated than yours. Anyway let's start our first game, Weird Newscasters. All of you are in this one, let's see, Riku you're the news anchor.

Riku: Yes!

Swirly: Who is madly in love with your co-anchor.

Riku: Shoulda known there was a catch.

Swirly: Roxas, you're the co-anchor, who hates to be touched.

Roxas: Works for me.

Swirly: Sora you'll be the sports man who expresses his inner thoughts that he doesn't get paid enough to do his job.

Sora: Gotcha

Swirly: And Axel you get to be the weatherman, who is going through a mid-life crisis, ok let's start.

Riku: Hi welcome to today's news at 11, I'm your anchor, Riku, and this is my lovely co-anchor Roxas. Today's top story; Ansem invented a solar powered flashlight, how ingenious. And our other top story, umm Roxas (he puts his hand on Roxas') why don't you tell them.

Roxas: Dude don't touch me!

Riku: (pulls his hand back)

Roxas: In other news, Xemnas lost his toothbrush and is having all of the members of Organization XIII searching franticly for it. And that ends our top stories… this just in, due to major flooding, everyone in Atlantica has drowned.

Riku: That's so tragic (starts sobbing and hugs Roxas)

Roxas: I told you to GET OFF OF ME (backhands Riku so hard he goes flying off stage) umm, sorry about that… now Sora with sports.

Sora: Thank you Roxas, the blitzball season is well underway and man it's hot here. I think my skin's starting to burn, geez they don't even pay me enough to buy a tube of sunscreen! Now lets go to Axel, who also makes more munny than me, with the weather.

Axel: Well the weather everywhere is generally hot and OMG it's a grey hair! (starts sobbing uncontrollably) I'm getting old…

Swirly: Very nice very nice, Riku are you alright?

Riku: yeah, just got me off guard.

Swrily: Our next game is Hoedown, that means we'll need all four of you again. Our theme for this Hoedown will be scary librarians, take it away.

Sora: Well just the other day I went to my library, and when I got there I saw this wrinkled old granny. She was so old she was probably 103.

Roxas: This library lady was so mean and scary. Probably cause her arms were so big and hairy. She was so mean she tried to kick me out and all I did was run and shout.

Axel: Her hair was grey and dusty and I thought she smelt like something musty. Her face was wrinkled she looked like a prune she kept on fallowing me around 'til afternoon.

Riku: She was very mean and very strict; I thought that she was acting like such a censored

Swirly: Thank you for that Riku, and thank late night tv for the censor button. Our last game of the evening is Questions only, let start with Axel and Roxas. The scene is your first 6th grade dance and remember questions only.

Roxas: Why are all the girls standing over there?

Axel: Do you want to dance with me?

Roxas: Are you nuts?

Axel: Doesn't it sound like fun?

Roxas: Why don't you ask a girl instead?

Axel: Don't you think your face is girly enough?

Roxas: What're you trying to imply there?

Axel: Don't you think we'd make a great dance team?

Roxas: umm no (Roxas is out Sora's in)

Axel: Who're you?

Sora: Don't you know who I am?

Axel: Were you on American Idol?

Sora: No, just in the Atlantica musical (Sora's out Riku's in)

Axel: Oh my God are you Miss America?

Riku: Are you asking me that question?

Axel: Are you a girl?

Riku: Do I look like a chick to you?

Axel: Yes

Swirly: (laughing) see you all next week, and remember to read and review. I'm taking suggestions for who you'd lie to see on our next show.