The following stories are my best attempt at crackfic. They are intermittently updated chronicles from the adventures of the Jedi in the prequel era, twisted through the lens of Douglas Adams and other wonderful sci-fi satirists whose luminous prose I can only hope to emulate.
Herein lies a shattered, cracked, massaged, rearranged, and altogether thoroughly worked over version of the Jedi Code. Bizarre images of your favorite Jedi may be recognized through the mangled looking glass, with their faults and foibles magnified for all of the galaxy to point and snigger at. Each story comprises a mini-mystery, which serves as an excuse to lampoon our beloved Jedi.
However, these characters and worlds are, at root, still the George's playthings, with which he indulges us all by not suing us mercilessly. Praise be to George. And all his teachings. And all his razzle-dazzle filled works.
Let us bask in the benevolence of George as you learn a twisted history of the Jedi Order, and I exorcise my punny demons.