School di assassin
Semester 1, day 1
Malik was happy, It was the first day of school! He hated summer cause he didn't learn anything. He couldn't wait to see his friends, abbas, Rauf and Altair. Altair always got him in trouble. Once when Altair farted, Malik was blamed. When altair pooped on that girl, the girl said Malik did it. He went downstairs to grab his lunch, backpack and school supplies. He picked up his frosted flakes and sat next to his brother Kadar.
Malik's mom: Now malik, I don't want any calls from the principal's office okay?
Malik: (sighs) okay mom
His mother let him walk to school and he took his seat in class. However, it was next to Altair.
Altair: PENIS!
Al-Mualim: MALIK! WATCH THE LANGUAGE!
Malik: But-but- (sighs) okay.
Al-Mualim: Now class…I
(malik is paying attention, but then Altair slowly turns his head towards malik with a creepy smile.)
Altair: MALIK!
Malik: (casually turns head) what?
Altair: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXX! (computer flys and hits malik)
Malik: Altair! What the H!
Altair: hey malik, I'll ask out Adha for you if you throw this knife at Al-Mualim
(knife hits al-mualim) Al-mualim: Malik, Go to the office!
Malik: yes sir. (walks off)
Altair: I had my fingers crossed! (puts on scary face)
This is only part one, next time, It's lunch, first semester, day 39. And poor malik. We'll be seeing Templars soon too.