The Insert Adjective Here of Suzumiya Haruhi
The giant turned towards the track field. He's not supposed to have any eyes, yet I could vividly feel his vision. He took one step in our direction. His single step was most likely a couple of meters, or he wouldn't have shortened the distance between us so quickly despite walking so slowly!
I got it! Didn't Asahina say something about it? That prophecy! And Nagato's last message. Snow White and Sleeping Beauty. Please, even I know what Sleeping Beauty means! What is the similarity between these two stories? In our dire situation, the answer was practically shouting out loud.
Man, this is so lame.
It's way too lame! Asahina, Nagato. I'll never accept such development! Never!
My rationality insisted on that. But humans were never a lifeform that relied only on reason to survive. Maybe they needed a bit of Nagato called "mixed-up data". I let go of Haruhi's hand, grabbed her shoulder and turned her towards me.
'What now...'
'You know, I really like you in a ponytail.'
'What?'
'I don't know when, but since then, I can't stop thinking of you in a ponytail. I think it suits you best.'
'What're you trying to pull?'
Her black eyes resisted me. I ignored Haruhi's protests and kissed her on the lips. It's more polite to close your eyes at times like these, so I closed mine. And so, I didn't know what expression Haruhi had. Were her eyes open from the shock? Or did she close her eyes as well? Or did she try and raise her hand and slap me? But even if she did slap me it did not matter, since I was betting everything on this. If anyone else did this to Haruhi, they would know how I felt then. I grabbed on her hand and held on tightly, not wanting to let go yet...
'OH EHM GEE he really did it!!'
Wait... what? As I heard those words I was quickly thrown into a state of confusion. I attempted to recognize whose voice that was I just heard but it just never came up. I opened my eyes and I discovered that Haruhi too had her eyes closed. Pulling away slowly from Haruhi I noticed that lights suddenly began turning on around us. The whole school was now lit alive by large panning spotlights. The spotlights were everywhere; they came from the roofs of the school buildings, there were lights in the nearby baseball field and there were even lights coming from helicopters hovering noisily above us. What was goin on?
'Ky-Kyon...' this was the first time I heard Haruhi stutter. I could clearly see that she was in a dazed state but I dare not comment on how subtly cute she is right now. She moved back slowly as she observed our surroundings. 'What's going on?'
I don't know.
Haruhi, who was still probably still a little confused found herself unconsciously walk behind me as a helicopter slowly moved towards us. It's rotor blades and the wind they displaced caused a huge wave of dust to come at me and Haruhi. Then from behind with its spotlight still focused on us, another helicopter made its descent.
The first helicopter carried with it an eccentric young lady dressed in a formal suit. She quickly ran towards us with two of her cameramen and one sound man. The second helicopter dropped off a cargo of about four people that quickly ran in towards the giant behind us. Two of the men carried open laptops with them while the other two appeared to be there just to assist the ones with the laptops. I looked up and I saw that the giant has completely stopped moving. It's large arms lowered lifelessly on its sides.
'Hell-oh there!?' the woman ran towards me with a microphone that she shoved in my face. Her two cameramen began rolling and that other guy placed another mic over our heads. For better sound quality? Anyway, the woman was holding on to her hair as the helicopter began flying off behind her. 'Hi I'm Miromi Hayashibara, the host of this show of ours. How are you two doing tonight?'
'I-I'm at a lost of words.' I said into the black mic.
'Ah I see.' the woman grinned at us mischievously. She then turned her attention to Haruhi. Pointing the microphone at her she asked. 'And what about you miss?'
Haruhi took the mic rudely from her and said into it with a loud crackled voice, 'What is this? I demand an explanation now!'
The woman was not taken in shock instead she was forced into anger. Snatching the mic back from Haruhi she said angrily. 'Give me that.' But once she was conscious of the camera again she smiled gleefully and stood between us. 'Well this was a lovely ending wouldn't the people at home agree with us?'
The woman continued talking into the mic and to the cameras. I was beginning to consider the idea that Haruhi and I might have just fallen into a practical joke... and judging by all these cameras and lights and helicopters it looks like higher forces were involved. 'Hey what's going on? Do you have any ideas Haruhi?' I looked down at her.
'This is probably just some sick...' she looked up at me but she quickly looked away. 'Ah-uhm... I don't.' At this point I didn't exactly know what her reaction meant.
As the woman in the suit continued reporting to the "audience at home" one of her cameramen quickly ran to her to whisper something into her hear. The woman moved away shocked. She then turned to us with sparkling eyes. 'I am so sorry for keeping you guys in the dark for so long.'
'What's going on! I demand an explanation!' Haruhi snapped.
'She's quite the demanding lady isn't she?' The woman, or better yet Miromi, leaned against me. 'Eh? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.'
What?
'Nevermind.' she sighed, moved away and faced us again. 'The both of you are actually part of a Social Experiment Conducted by the Major TV Network I work for.'
What TV Network?
'Sakura TV.'
Oh... Wait, isn't that a news channel?
'Actually the both of you are only the first couple. There are actually about four couples in total that have been used for this Social Experiment. The Experiment targeted the Japanese Youth of today, the whole program was to experiment how the Japanese Youth would react to certain social situations.' Miromi explained, I wasn't sure if I was getting this right.
'Think of it as a really, really awesomely large hidden camera show!!' she leaped into the air and faced the camera. 'Now as we can all see Haruhi and Kyon have apparently passed the test.'
What test is she talking about?
'The Sleeping Beauty Test.' she winked at me. 'This delightful Social Experiment was started by Mr. Hans Himmler, a German-Japanese philosopher and famous writer who believes that the youth of today are irresponsible, selfish and materialistic. This Experiment was basically conducted to prove him right or wrong. Are you two following?'
'Yes. If I'm getting this right, Haruhi and I have just been used to prove a person's point? But why us? And also, if this was just a social experiment made my some news network can you explain about...' I hesitated a moment but I chose to just go ahead. '...can you explain about Koizumi, Nagato and Yuki? Each of them claimed to be...'
'Oh those guys...' Miromi signaled her cameramen to stop recording via a cut-throat motion. 'Those guys are just actors.'
'How is that even possible? How did you people know exactly who Haruhi was going to choose to join her club?' I asked anxiously.
'We didn't, that's why nearly everyone in your school is an actor!' Miromi raised her hands into the air and began swaying them quickly from side to side.
I now understand... So basically the life I lived this past few days was nothing but a practical joke. Judging by Haruhi's reaction of falling back on the grass I could tell that she's also been had by this little game. So Nagato, Koizumi, Mikuru and even the murdering Ryoko were all actors? So whatever friendships I formed with them never existed... What do I do now then? So all those talk about time travel were probably scripted. That fight with Asakura was probably rehearsed with some special effects added in and even Asahina-san's personality was fake.
With these realizations I slowly fell back next to Haruhi. Starring up at the stars with her I realized that she was the only person I can relate to with how I felt about these past events.
I was in my room, and turning around, I realized I had fallen out of bed onto the floor. Of course, I was wearing my pajamas. Half of the messed-up blanket lay on the floor. I placed my hand behind my back, opening my mouth like an idiot.
It was some time before I could think again.
I had wanted to crawl back up on my bed and get a few more moments of sweet sleep but as my vision passed my alarm clock it immediately went off like a fire alarm. The rest of the morning went on as casually as it usually does. On my walk to school I felt exhausted because of my lack of sleep. The walk up the hill was even more tiring than it usually was. This is killing me to be honest and I just want this day to be over with.
But the faces I faced at the hill all managed to lighten my mood. These people who I normally don't know appeared smiling and happy. Girls gave me courteous smiles and the guys gave me interesting comments about last night's event. Some even went as far as smacking me at the back to "congratulate" me. This wasn't the most pleasant of experiences since my back was still hurting from the fall this morning.
As I made my way to the first year fifth classroom I noticed that there was a small crowd following me. Since I really didn't know how to react to them I just chose to go ahead and ignore them. Apparently Haruhi and I have become celebrities overnight and this crowd proves that exactly.
I stopped as I entered the classroom. Haruhi's seat was empty. She was probably just late or something. But it's rare for me to arrive before her.
I lowered my bag on my chair, sat and gave a sigh. I had wanted to rest a bit since Okabe wasn't here yet so I lowered my head on my desk. As I closed my eyes I heard a familiar male voice.
'Yo Kyon!' it was Taniguchi. He walked up to me and sat on a nearby desk. 'You look a little tired.'
I rolled my head and looked at him in the eye. Though I was a little irritated I didn't want to be rude. 'Well yeah, getting chased by a blue-giant does that to you.'
Taniguchi smiled at me. His eyes then drifted towards Haruhi's empty seat. 'She's not here yet... did you make her cry?'
I struck him again with a serious look. I'm not in the mood.
'Ok, ok...' Taniguchi backed away slowly with his hands raised for defense. 'Don't worry Kyon I won't bug you for the day... it's just that... I can't believe that you managed to do that.'
What was he talking about? I raised my head and asked.
'You know, the kiss. I wasn't able to do that, probably because of my lack of confidence...' he rolled his eyes.
'As I remember you ran like hell after seeing the giant up close.' Kunikida joined in on the conversation. He walked up next to Taniguchi and patted his shoulder. 'Maybe if you stayed with her things would have turned out differently.'
'It's not my fault I was scared of those blue things.' Taniguchi shifted his eyes again.
'But didn't your version of Koizumi show you around "closed space". Didn't he show off his "powers" to you?' I asked as I rested my arm on my desk.
'Koizumi? Isn't he the cross-dressing maid person?' Taniguchi asked me stiffly.
'What? No! He's the espe--'
Before I could finish what I was saying Kunikida interrupted me. 'Uhm let me clear this up. I went to Sakura TV's website and apparently they chose to shuffle the roles of the actors based on how you guys wanted to see them. Basically...' Kunikida coughed lightly. 'Kyon appeared to have wanted to see Mikuru-chan as the innocent and cute lady... the same goes for Haruhi. While on Taniguchi's side... he... well what I'm saying is... this is the only way I can put this so don't be angry. I think... Taniguchi secretly wanted to see Koizumi cross-dress.' Kunikida and I looked at Taniguchi.
A long awkward silence consumed us all.
Taniguchi finally chose to break the silence. 'Hey! That's not the case! You see Kyoko (that was probably the girl he was with) wanted him to be like that! Maybe the writers misinterpreted my personality or something!'
'They probably thought that you were gay since you never got the girl.' Kunikida said insultingly. I couldn't help but laugh with him while a flustered Taniguchi watched us. Soon enough the whole class joined in on the laughter. My head was feeling lighter now.
But then suddenly the door came slamming open. Haruhi was standing stiffly at the doorstep and I caught a glimpse of the back of her head as she walked towards me. How should I say this? I could see a small tail hanging from her hair onto her shoulder. Her hair was a bit too short to tie into a ponytail, so I guess she only tied that randomly?
Kunikida and Taniguchi gave way to her as she sat behind me. From the corner of my eye I could see Kunikida signaling Taniguchi to leave us. I turned myself around in my seat and I looked at Haruhi. She didn't look back at me instead she chose to look out the window.
'Yo, how's it been?'
'Miserable! Because of what happened last night everybody's been bugging me lately. People keep coming up to me asking embarrassing things about the incident. Their questions range from: How does it feel being a celebrity overnight? To: Did you really not notice that it was all a sham from the beginning? To: Was that Kyon guy a good kisser? It really pisses me off.'
'Oh...' But you have to agree with me here. It was an interesting experience.
She turned and looked at me. Her sharp eyes were focused on mine. Her chin was rested on her palm and it appeared that she was waiting for me to say something.
I smiled faintly before saying...
'That ponytail looks great on you.'
Epilogue
Let me talk about what happened after that.
That afternoon Haruhi still had her hair tied up like that. Well at least now I don't have to convince her to wear it that way since she clearly favors it herself. After classes Haruhi went ahead and continued on to the clubroom, I wasn't sure of the reason though. For all I know she might just want to collect all the stuff that she had cluttered in the clubroom.
But either way I was still left with my cleaning duties back here in the classroom. Half way through my cleaning duties I received a surprise visit from Koizumi, or whatever his real name was.
'Good afternoon Kyon. I just decided to drop by before I leave.' he smiled cheerfully.
'Where to?' I asked.
'Seoul.' He said while he combed the back of his head with his palm. Surprisingly, now that Koizumi wasn't acting anymore I really felt that nothing much changed about him. From this viewpoint Koizumi was still the smiley-faced, slightly laid back but still concise person.
Wait, what are you doing in Seoul?
'Oh, I have a tourney coming up there. You see, other than being a... how should I say this... other than being an amateur actor I'm also a participant in the upcoming StarLeagues.' he said honestly. It appeared to me that he was a bit shy about this gaming career of his.
'You play StarCraft?'
'Yes.' he nodded. 'But compared to the bigtime pros out there I'm merely a small grain of sand in an hourglass. My IGN is... JoeKickass777 by the way and... judging by your facial reaction it's obvious that you've never heard of me.'
'I guess.' I should also point out that that metaphor he used was really bad.
He laughed lightly. 'Right. I'm sorry for having to do this to you and Suzumiya-san.'
'Don't worry about it, it was fun. And this isn't just according to me, Haruhi said so herself.' It was true, if you guys didn't come along my life would probably be as gray as the night sky. I would have still met Haruhi though, but then again without your presence it wouldn't have been as interesting.
'Well, I guess this is goodbye then.' Koizumi said as he stretched out a hand. 'It was a pleasure meeting you and Suzumiya-san. Honestly though, you were the most interesting of the candidates that I have spent my time with. If this wasn't some television show I would have chosen to stay a little longer to spend time with you and Suzumiya-san.' He lowered his voice and muttered beneath his breath. 'I prefer these two as opposed to that cross-dressing freak.'
I took his hand and shook it. 'This could sound a bit weird but I'm going to miss beating you in every game you throw at me.'
Koizumi pulled me close and he whispered in my ear. 'You have Suzumiya-san to play with now.'
After my final encounter with Koizumi I chose to head to the clubroom where Haruhi was. Don't get any ideas but I wanted to check out the clubroom myself. By the way I wonder if they used different classrooms for the different candidates. As far as I know Taniguchi was one of the candidates along with some random girl... but I don't remember him mentioning that his clubroom was in this school. Perhaps the girl he met was studying at a different school and maybe every after classes he would have to head there.
As I opened the clubroom I discovered Haruhi leaning behind a semi-naked Asahina-san.
'Come on one last time!!' Haruhi shouted as she was forcing a nurse outfit on Asahina-san.
'N...noooooooo--!' Asahina screamed endlessly as Haruhi forcefully pulled off her uniform. I was left standing there in a state of shock. For some reason my legs wouldn't carry me out of the clubroom. Probably because of the realization that this may be the last time that I can see this scene.
The door opened behind me and this is when Asahina-san(big) entered. 'Oh hey ever... what are you doing to my sister!?' Asahina-san(big) shouted as she pointed at Haruhi.
Haruhi and the girl trapped in her eternal grip stopped their actions as they stared at the both of us. Asahina-san had tears in her eyes as she pled for her sister to help her. 'S-Sister... h-help meeeeeeee!!' Haruhi squeezed her breasts as she screamed at me.
'Quick! Kyon! Grab that one! We can still them to attract an audience!' she shouted as she struggled with Asahina.
Asahina-san(big) looked at me, surprised and scared. She slowly backed away with small steady steps until she eventually hit the wall behind her. With a nervous tone of voice she said to me, 'If you touch me I am going to yell bloody rape! Do you hear me? I'm not as held back as my sister you know...!'
I waved her off. 'Don't worry I won't.'
Asahina-san(big) lowered her hands and she gave me a light smile. She then turned her attention to Haruhi. 'You! Let go of her nooooooooooow!'
'Make me!'
I had wanted to enjoy the scenery but as more and more of Asahina-san's(small) skin was being shown I decided to walk outside and close the door.
A few minutes later the silence in the clubroom subsided. I was tempted to walk in and take a peek but my conscience got the better of me and I chose to wait it out a while longer. After a while I heard a welcoming voice from Asahina, from which Asahina, I wasn't quite sure. 'Ky--on, you can come in now.'
I opened the door slowly and I peeked inside. Inside I saw Asahina(small) seated on a hard chair with her older sister messaging her shoulders from behind. Asahina(small) gave me a meek smile while her sister gave me a big one. Her ear-to-ear smile could mean only one thing. She conquered Haruhi.
I looked towards the Brigade Chief's chair. Behind the computer was seated Haruhi, dressed in a nurse outfit. Aside from the pink nurse outfit there was no other visible change in the way Haruhi looked. She was scowling though but this was probably because of the realization that she was just overpowered and forced into wearing that outfit herself.
'Oh and by the way Kyon, we didn't force her to wear the outfit. She chose to wear it herself.' Asahina(big) said to me.
I looked at Haruhi. She looked back at me and her eyes widened. 'Hey don't get any weird ideas! I bought this and since Mikuru-chan's not wearing it I figured that it would be a waste to return it to the store! So instead I chose to wear it myself.' She focused her eyes on me by squinting. 'Got a problem with that?'
'No.' I walked up behind her to check what she was doing. To my surprise everything written on the (dot).htm file that I use to format the club's website is now completely erased. Wait, it may not be completely erased yet. Haruhi's cursor was hovering just above the "Save Changes to Document" pop-up window. It appeared to me that she was deciding whether she should save the file deletion or not.
'Are you trying to delete the club's website?'
'There's no point in keeping this thing here. All of my members were just actors, useless ordinary actors.' Haruhi said as she placed the cursor over "Yes".
But I believed otherwise. I placed my hand over her hand over the mouse and placed it on "No". I pressed on Haruhi's finger and soon I undid Haruhi's deletion of the file's contents. After which I saved the file and closed the window. Haruhi looked up at me with mixed emotions. I said to her, 'I'm not an actor Haruhi.'
It took some time before Haruhi and I realized that we were being watched by the Asahina sisters. With this in mind Haruhi shrugged my hand away and said to the sisters. 'So, what are you two going to be doing now?' she didn't sound angry, in fact she sounded disappointed because of the fact that Asahina was going to leave us now. It's a little hard to tell but from my point of view Haruhi and Asahina did manage to form a sort of sisterly-bond during these past weeks.
'I'm going to continue studying here.' Asahina(small) said meekly.
'Really? Great!!' Haruhi stood up excitedly.
'B-But... I'm going to have to leave the club.' she closed her eyes as she waited for a violent reaction.
But instead Haruhi just said 'ok...' and sat back down calmly.
'But I can still come over from time to time! We can still hang around if you like but only if...' Asahina looked carefully at me. '...you're ok with it.'
'I would love to have you around...' I slowly said. 'Mikuru-chan...'
Mikuru smiled at me cutely. I was going to miss her cutesy and shy attitude. But then again the way that she was acting a while ago when Haruhi was forcing that costume on her made me think otherwise. Maybe she wasn't acting, maybe this is how Mikuru really was.
'Oh sha, oh sha...' Asahina-san(big) said followed with a sigh. 'Enough of this sentimental stuff, we better get going now.'
'What? Going where?' Haruhi asked anxiously.
'South Korea. My boyfriend has a match there and since my sister's the only person I have left I have to take her with me.' Asahina-san(big) told us.
'Oh ok. When will you guys be coming back?' Haruhi asked.
'Probably in around two weeks.'
'Excellent...' Haruhi covered her mouth and said.
'Hey Kyon... what's wrong?'
I found myself staring blankly at her. Though this probably isn't possible I just have to ask. 'Do you mind me asking but... what's the name of your boyfriend?'
'Oh that.' she blushed as she placed her palms on her face. 'I can't tell you his real name but I can tell you his nickname... it's JoeKickass777.'
My jaw dropped at her mentioning of this. Exactly how old is Mikuru's sister? And exactly how old is Koizumi? Does that mean that, no, but she said it herself so it must be true. The point here is that there is a chance that Mikuru's sister is dating Koizumi. But, would the 5 year age gap be an obstacle in their relationship?
'Pst.' Haruhi pulled my face down next to her. She then whispered into my ear. 'I think Mikuru-chan's sister is a pedophile. That's Koizumi's IGN on Battle(dot).net, I play with him casually you know.'
I just nodded slowly.
'Huh?' Asahina(big) released herself from her own fantasy. She then nervously laughed out loud. 'I'm sorry, was I acting weird?'
'Very.' Haruhi and I said.
After the brief goodbyes I was left in the clubroom with Haruhi alone. With nothing to talk about the both of us just went ahead with our own personal business. Haruhi had dibs over the computer though so I was stuck with nothing to do. 'Ah! Maybe there's still some tea left.'
I got off my hard chair and I moved towards the thermos. I was quite thirsty so I just placed a cup beneath the thermos without filtering it first. But as I pressed the button to release the liquid nothing came out. I was disappointed, I was never going to get to drink Asahina-san's magically brewed tea for at least two weeks.
I sat down on a hard chair waiting for nothing. Come to think of it only one person hasn't come to say their goodbyes yet...
'Yo.'
I turned towards the door and I saw Nagato Yuki standing there. She wasn't wearing her glasses and a still, blank expression was on her face. She scanned the room carefully with her shallow eyes and... smiled? 'What's going on here? Are you two cosplaying...?'
'No...' I sat up and fixed myself. Turning to her I asked, 'So, what now? Are you going to be leaving like the rest?'
'Meh.' Yuki pulled herself a hard chair, spun it around and sat. 'But you guys are.'
'What!? You can't make us leave! I personally took this clubroom from you! I absorbed the literary club into my own and...' Haruhi stopped herself from saying anything more. She shook her head and said with her head down. 'I'm sorry, I'm still living in that fantasy world.' She then raised her head and smiled. 'Take care of the clubroom 'kay?'
Yuki stared at her for a moment. She then said, 'What are you talking about? The clubroom? You can keep the clubroom.'
Question marks hovered above my head and Haruhi's. Nagato, what are you talking about? Did she just make a joke by making us think that we were somehow leaving? Probably.
'I just dropped by to thank you. If it wasn't for the both of you I wouldn't have been able to do the impossible, that is proving my uncle wrong.' Nagato said honestly. She smiled faintly at the both of us before turning around and heading towards the door. Wait! I haven't adjusted to this rapidly talking Nagato yet.
'Wait! Can't you stay for a while longer?' Haruhi insisted as she ran behind Nagato.
Nagato turned around and shook her head slightly. 'I cannot. Hans Himmler is my father and, we're going back to Germany since we have nothing left to do here in Japan.' Nagato sounded sincere with her words. Her eyes then lit up as she looked at Haruhi and I. 'And in fact, if I stayed I would probably be just intruding in your lives. Goodbye.' Nagato turned and she took a step forward but I said.
'Nagato wait! You're not intruding in our lives. You're part of our lives now... the moment Haruhi found you seated alone here in the literature clubroom you became part of her life, and the moment I saw you you became part of my life.'
'Well yes.' Yuki placed her hand slowly on the door. 'I know that I am part of your lives individually... what I'm saying is... I'll probably intrude your life together with... hahaha, what am I talking about, this is getting too sentimental! See you both!' she waved good bye as she ran out of the room.
Nagato, even though you were just acting this whole time I'll still cherish the time I had with you and the same goes for Asahina and Koizumi. But still, you could have at least left us a contact number.
'Pif...' Haruhi made that sound as she placed her hands on her waist. 'Well that was a complete waste of my time. Seriously, wow. Thinking back... I never had the chance to say to them... thank you.'
I looked at Haruhi and thought, what now? You can't have a club with just two people, so should we disband Haruhi? Or are you planning to continue on your search with me as your personal lackey? Whatever choice you make though I'll always be here behind you. Honestly, I don't want my life to be monotonous and all that.
Haruhi noticed me looking at her and because of that she struck me with a serious glare but still managed to force a smile. 'Oh don't look at me like that, I'm not thanking you. You're the reason on why I got into this situation in the first place! Stupid Kyon.' Haruhi huffed a breath of hot air.
This time I finally handed the SOS Brigade application form to the Student Council. But it got revoked immediately, the reason was as clear as the air that we breathed. It was because it only had two members in it. But this didn't stop Haruhi at all. In fact, Haruhi is still planning to continue her "Search for Mysterious Events" in town. But that will be done next Saturday.
So why am I standing here in the old meeting place you ask? I am here for a personal reason. I looked at my watch. There were still thirty minutes before the meeting time. I had stood here for thirty minutes already; in other words, I have arrived an hour early. I didn't do this because I looked forward to the activity but rather because of the unwritten rule of whoever arrives last has to pay for the food. I didn't know if it still applied to situations like these though but I'm just being safe.
I lifted my head and saw a familiar figure, casually dressed. She probably never expected me to arrive so early, and stood stunned on the spot. She then sighed and smiled as she crossed the street to head towards me.
By now, I have many things I want to talk to her about, like what's going to happen to the SOS Brigade, what costume's she'll wear (if she plans), trying to have her talk to other classmates for once, and asking her what she thinks of Sigmund Freud's psychoanalysis.
However, I need a good topic before I can start a conversation with her.
Ah, I've already decided what to say. That's right, I've decided to ask...
...on why she chose to go out with me even though I'm not an alien, esper or time traveller...
To be Continued...
Author's Notes:
Well I'm not trying to accomplish anything awesome here but yeaah... I'm just bored with how monotonous my life is. So I decided to write fics for TMOSH again... hopefully this time around I've improved with understanding Kyon and Haruhi's personalities. (shifty eyes)
Side Note: Sorry for the slurred words and kinda crappy plot. It was a little rushed. (shifty eyes)
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