Hey guys! I'm back and better than ever! This story is going to be based of the movie Easy A. But it won't have all the language in it. It will be a little different but hey, it's the general idea. I hope you enjoy it! I promise I'll do my best!

Part 1

The rumors of my virginity have been greatly exaggerated. I used to be invisible. A dark spot in the eyes of the opposite sex. If Google Earth were a guy, he couldn't find me if I was dressed as a ten story building. Demon guy or not. Seriously. The only time any male pays attention to me is when I go to family reunions, they pinch my cheeks. It's typical for a girl to feel this way. Who am I, what does it all mean, gluh…Don't worry. This isn't one of those tales. But it sure started out that way. Until I started lying about some VERY personal things. So this is part one. The shudder inducing and clichéd, however totally false account of how I lost my virginity to a guy at a community. Now let's start by my saying there are two sides to every story. This is my side. The right one.

"George is not a sexy name! It's the kind you name your teddy bear!" Sango explained as I picked my papers off the ground. Sango is a very high tempered girl and curses like a sailor. Trust me. We won't go there.

"Well mine is so…" I fixed my crinkled purple shirt.

"How do you know this guy?" Sango did her famous eyebrow lift.

"He goes to college with my brother." Lie.

''Then how come I don't know him?"

"I just met the guy!" Lie. Sort of. He's not real.

"Then you don't know him either you selfish idiot!" Her brown eyes looked into mine as she grabbed me by my shoulders. "Please go camping with me Kagome Higurashi! I will pay you!"

"Not necessary. I have a date Sango! I'm sorry!" Lie. I don't know why I didn't want to go. Party because I didn't want to spend all weekend with her and another part because her parents are the weirdest people I've met. They grow food in a stupid 'victory garden'.

"Fine, don't go camping with me. Just know I hate you now….Go get your chocolate milk." She gestured toward the cafeteria and I rolled my eyes.

"You want some?"

"No."

Here's how I really spent my weekend. That Friday afternoon I got a card from my grandparents. 3 months late. I opened it up to find money in it and it also playing Pocket Full of Sunshine.

"Blah! Worse song ever!"

Saturday

I was painting my dog's nails and singing a Pocket Full of Sunshine. I cleaned while singing the same song.

Sunday

Took a shower and sang that annoying song that should be illegal. Also that night I danced around my room and sang along with my card….till I feel asleep on it. But on Monday…

Monday

"Hey! Kaaaaagome!" Sango waved and ran over to me, her long brown hair swinging behind her. Sango's striped shirt only covered half her boobs as usual. "Tell me all about the date!'

"It was OK. Nothing to exotic. Just went to a restaurant and talked." I said.

"Well are gonna see him again?" she pressed, it was as if she was squeezing me till she got every juicy detail.

"I don't know. It was just one of those weekends." I shrugged my shoulders.

"Wait, wait ,wait! All weekend?" She held her hands up to stop me.

"Pretty much."

"You two didn't have…" Sango lifted her eyebrows. What was-ohhhhh!

"What? No of course not!"

"You did! You totally lost your v-card!' She smiled.

"Sango I'm not that kind of girl…"

"Oh really? The kind that does it or the kind that does it and doesn't have her lady stuff to tell her best friend?"

"Wait what?" I was so confused by this point. She grabbed my arm and started dragging me into the bathroom. "I want every detail! Now idiot!"

"Ya know, you call me idiot a lot. It's not exactly a term of endearment." She hit me on the head. "OW!"

"NOW!" Sango demanded.

"Fine! We…did it!"

"Ah yes!", she hugged me and I rolled me eyes, "Now you're super slut like me!"

"I don't think that letting Akitoki 'motorboat' you behind a Bath and Body Works makes you a super slut..."

"That doesn't matter! Besides this is about you not me! So what was it like?" her eyes went wide.

"It was normal. Nothing…freaky." I don't know why I lied. I guess it was the first time I felt Superior to Sango. I just started pilling on lie after lie. I talked about the setting and glade candles. Suddenly, someone flushed a toilet. Oh no! Someone else heard! And that someone was Kikyo Bryant! She is a stuck up Jesus freak who made the school mascot from the awesome Blue Devils to the less intimidating Woodchucks. Oh and the guy who was the shirtless Blue Devil to the fat Woodchuck was Inuyasha. Even in the fat suit I still fantasize about him. Anyway, Kikyo shoves her beliefs down people throats along with her group.

She stared at us as she washed her perfect little saved hands.

"What are you staring at Sister Christian?" Sango put her hand on her hip.

"Just a couple of admitted whores." Kikyo retorted. Nice one. But who's the whore here? Not me!

She walked past us and out the door. Great. Jesus freak heard me lie. This is gonna come back and bite me on the butt. I just know it.