Author's note: 90% of this came from my RP's with some awesomely insane friends I have, Canada-obsessed and Germany/Britain-obsessed. I changed the names a bit because we use our OC's a lot. Enjoy our stupidity~! :3

BTW, I don't own Hetalia.

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1. A Simple Camping Trip

It all started when Italy invited EVERYONE IN THE WORLD to a camping trip that was supposed to be a "retreat" for the Axis Powers.

With everyone there, some crazy shit went down. Italy caught on fire at least 3 times, America broke every string of his guitar when trying to play "The Campfire Song Song", James the cat who killed Austria's piano, the war between Britain and Hungary, and a Shakespearean play put on by a drunken France.

They made a new law that day: No more camping trips.

2. Germany Becomes a Woman

No one knows what happened exactly that day, but somehow the German woke up as a woman. Italy glomped him/her every chance he got, driving Germany to the point of fleeing to Austria's house and hiding in the piano. Once Austria forced him/her out of the house, Germany was hit on by France (who was then beaten so severely he couldn't walk for a month).

The next day, Germany was a man again.

3. The Bunny Army

France did everything in his power to capture attractive nations, but nothing seemed to be working. He then somehow trained an entire army of 50,000 rabbits to follow his every order, no matter what the circumstances. The first thing he did was command the bunnies to capture England and put him in a steel cage. At first, everything seemed perfect, but then…

"What the bloody hell? No, no, stop! Stop biting me! You damn rabbits!"

"DUDE WE'RE DROWNING IN BUNNIES! I CAN'T DECIDE IF THIS IS THE MOST KICK-ASS THING EVER OR THE WORST THING EVER!"

"I like them, da. They bite quite strongly."

The bunnies were then deposited in Italy.

4. Hilarious and Dark Secrets

It started the day America was bored and decided to scan YouTube. What he discovered was better than anything the Allies had ever seen: Germany and Prussia drunk dancing to "Tik Tok."

"VHAT ZE HELL? I THOUGHT I ERASED THAT VIDEO!"

"Ve~! Germany, you're good at dancing~!"

"HOW CAN I BE AWESOME WHEN THIS LEAKED ALL OVER THE WORLD? I THOUGHT WE BURNED THAT CAMERA!"

5. Hilarious and Dark Secrets part 2

Germany decided to have Japan help him find embarrassing videos of the Allies to get back at them. 6 hours in, they struck gold.

"AIYAH! How did this video get out, aru?"

"Dude! You sang 'Reflection' from that movie about the kick-ass fighter girl? HAHA!"

"Don't forget he's in the girl's outfit, mon cher~."

"…bloody hell…"

"This needs more blood, da."

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So…4 and 5 weren't RP's. Part one was something I thought of suddenly when I was listening to my iPod, and part two was from watching Mulan today.

But yeah, 1, 2, and 3 happened in my Canada-obsessed friend's front yard in the bitter cold. James the cat is actually her OC Miami's cat, but it was just so awesome that I couldn't help but leave it in.

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