THE END OF TOP CAT (or is it?)
Part 1
Story by shrekrulez
Disclaimer; Top Cat and characters created and trademarks of Hanna Barbera Productions, Inc. My new characters by me.
Rated 6+ for mild comic action and some rude humor
This whole mess started 3 days ago at Hoogey's Alley, a conmen cat; Top Cat, is relaxing inside the trash can until a phone rings louder inside the P.D. red phone box and he's about to answer it.
"Yeah, hello? No, Officer Dibble isn't here. Yep. He's wondering off at 42nd Street while chasing another crook. I'm sure he's coming back, eventually. After all, he's a becoming Police individualist."
All of a sudden, Officer Dibble came back and smacking the trash can with his night stick and shouting at Top Cat,
"ALL RIGHT, TOP CAT! GET OFF OF MY PHONE!"
"ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I'M OUT! I'M OUT! Oh, hi, Dribble, I was talking to the Sarge about you. By the way, it's for you," said Top Cat while giving Dibble back the phone.
"One more false move out of your threachous remarks and I'll run you in. YOU DOPE! (Sarge aruging mumbly) Oh, I didn't mean you, Sarge. Sorry about that. What's that, Sarge? Yeah? You don't say. Well, I can keep my eye open like a owl."
"More like a mouse without cheese," said Top Cat.
"Don't worry, sir, the neighborhood will be protected. Bye, Sarge," said Dibble while hanging the phone.
"What's going on, huh, Officer Dribble? Huh? Huh?," Top Cat asks.
"For your information, Top Cat, there's a evil crook named Big Louie, remember him?," said Dibble.
"Yeah. That scandual who took Benny while he swallow the diamond? Yeah, I remember him," said Top Cat.
"That's the guy. Better keep watching him before you'll be in the funeral bed. Next time, don't talk my phone, it's against the law, you know. See you later, Top Cat," said Dibble while he's walking away from the alley.
"Bye, Officer Dibble. Hmm. That suspcious character cam back for revenge. Well, my balloon ride operation won't be interfered. Better get the gang together," said Top Cat while he's about to banging together with two trash can lids.
While he's making the noises his gang where doing any activities like Choo Choo and Benny were playing Go Fish until they heard T.C.'s banging.
"Did you have any 3's?," Chooch asks.
"Nope, Go Fish. HEY, THAT'S TOP CAT'S SIGINAL! WE BETTER GET BACK TO THE ALLEY! COME ON!," Benny shouts and both of them were leaving in a hurry.
Spook is teaching the kids doing the swinger dances until he heard a rough noise from the alley.
"Okay, on the top, man. A 1, 2, 3, and go. And a 1, 2, 3 and go. Hey, it's T.C. calling me for the meeting. Sorry, cool cats, gotta go. See ya!"
"AWW, MAN! THIS STINKS!," said the kids.
Meanwhile, Fancy Fancy is smooching with another girl cat and it's Shirley Woo.
"Oh, Fancy, you always do with the ladies around," said Shirley.
"Baby, Darling, I will never gonna make you alone again. (banging noises) T.C! Sorry, baby, got a appointment with my clinet. Farewell."
He left in a hurry and Shirley said while she's very mad from him with a smile," someday, you won't be coming back at the alley again," and last, but not least, Brain is still sleeping on the fire escape and heard a noise.
"Duhha...it's Top Cat. Better get to the alley and duhha...quick," said the Brain as he going inside the pipes straight down and pops out of there. Then, he ran very quickly and now, all the gang is there.
"Are we late again like it happened, T.C?," the Brain asks.
"If you guys were late, you shouldn't ask. All right, then, we are gonna do the balloon ride to make more money," said Top Cat.
"What if Dibble is gonna stop the ride?," Chooch asks.
"You got something there, Chooch. Maybe we create a destraction to destract Dibble while our beloved costumers come to ride our balloon. Hmm. Let me think. Let me think," said Top Cat while thinking until a idea, "what if a lady in distress wanting help from Dibble? That way, he won't interfering our balloon ride scam."
"Sounds like a interesting idea, but, who's gonna do the destraction, man?," Spook asks.
"You, Spook," said Top Cat. "Huh? Me? No way. Uh-huh. I'm not gonna do it. It'll never worked, man," said Spook.
"Spooky, baby. I'm begging you. Please, reconsider, we need you help. You are only hope," said T.C. while begging on his knees and giving him the sad kitty's eyes.
"All right, T.C. All right, I'll do it, but , you owe me something in return," said Spook.
"Excellent, excellent, Spook. All right, men, time for operation: lady in distress. Chooch and Brain, go get the dress at shop."
"Right! Got it, T.C," they said while they're moving faster. "Fancy, Benny, find some beautiful perfume," said T.C.
"NO PROBLEM, T.C!," they said as they're leaving quickly. "Don't worry, Spook, today will be a perfect day of our lives. Think about it. If were rich, we can have anything we want," said T.C. until Spook gonna tell what he wants as Top Cat smiles.
"There's something I want"
"Like what, Spook?"
"Besides of getting me the dress, a perfume, I was wondering if you give a ladies shoes, too? Mine's a 5ft and 3 inches," said Spook.
"I'LL GIVE YOU A LADY...Never mind that. Let's get everything ready," said T.C.
Little they didn't know up on top of the apartment building closer to 134th street, there's a nitorious gangster criminal who wanst to be on top in NYC. None other the name; Big Louie and his dimwitty assistant, Milton. Big Louie is looking at Hoogey's Alley when Top Cat and Spook were leaving the alley.
"That Top Cat. He makes me sick. Even sicker when the cops ruined my reputation caused by that cat. When I get that cat...I'll...", said Big Louie when Milton gave him the sub sandwich.
"Here you go, boss. Meatball subs with extra mozzerella just you wanted," said Milton. "Thanks," said Big Louie.
"Perhaps that cat is a professional conartist like youse, boss. Maybe we should call the whole thing off," said Milton until Big Louie stands up and got a armed gun and about to shoot something. "Hey, Milton, is that your radio?," Big Louie asks.
"Yes. Yes, it is. My grandma gave me that for Christmas," said Milton until his radio got shot 6 times at least.
"Not anymore," said Big Louie. "My radio. You killed it. (sniffs) It was my Christmas present from my grandma," said Milton as he holding was his radio and Big Louie slaps Milton's cheek, "okay, girly boy, no time for that now, we got to figure out a way to get rid of him for good, but how?"
As they're making a plan to get rid of Top Cat forever, Milton found something like a empty trash can and a few bags of quick drying cement at their apartment. "Hey, boss, there's a way to get rid of Top Cat, permanently. All we have to do is putting that mix in that empty trash can."
"Then, what?," Big Louie asks. "Then, when the cement dries with Top cat inside...," said Milton.
"Top Cat stucks in there and we tossing him into the Hudson Bay. He'll never survived underwater. THAT'S BRILLIANT! I'm glad I thought of that. Let's go," said Big Louie.
"HEY! THAT'S MY...!," Milton shouts as Big Louie came back, "what did you say?" Then, Milton said, "GREAT PLAN! SHEER BRILLIANCE! I'm glad you made that plan."
"That's better. Let's go," said Big Louie. "Donkey jerk," said Milton.
Later in the afternoon, alot of people were waiting for their balloon ride as Chooch shouts, "TICKETS! GET YOUR TICKETS HERE, ONLY $5.00! DON'T WAIT FOR ANOTHER MINUTE!" Then, the Brain said to them, "duhha...if you want a shorter line, there's a...duhha...short cut. Follow me, please."
"So what's it going with the balloon business, Fancy?," Top Cat asks.
"Everything's, how you should say this?, uplifting?," said Fancy Fancy, "look at them. We're in the gold mine, baby."
"Marvelous. Wonderfully marvelous. Everything's under perfectly planned if Spook doesn't ruined it," said Top Cat. Meanwhile outside the alley, Spook immitating a lady in distress while Officer Dibble. "Oh, thank you very much for bringing me back to my favorite street, Mr. Dibble."
"It's my pleasure, madam. As a designated officer, it's my sworen duty to help those who are needed," said Dibble when Spook said, "like a pshycritrist or something, man. Anyway, thank you very much. You have to go back to your duties. Have a nice afternoon. Bye."
"Bye, ma'am. Oh, wait, you forgot your purse? Huh? Wait a second. This purse is made of paper. TOP CAT! I'LL RUN HIM IN!," said Dibble while he's running faster to chase Spook. "Oh, no, man. I better beat it!," said Spook while he got spooked. A little later, Spook returns breathing heavily and Top Cat said,
"hey, what's the matter with you, Spook? Put that outfit on and distracting Dibble or he'll noticed of our..."
Benny interrupting Top Cat, "it's too late for that, T.C. LOOK! It's Dibble and boy is he mad."
"I'M GONNA GET YOU, YOU TWO TIMING, KNIVING, INSIGNIFICANT SWINDLER! I'LL PUT YOU ALL IN PRISON FOR 15 YEARS!," Dibble shouts as Top Cat said to his group.
"Let's beat it before the heat turn us on! RIDE'S OVER, FOLKS! Chooch, you guys, STOP THIS OPERATION, IMMEDIATELY! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!," Top Cat shouts as they're leaving the alley while Dibble chasing and the people leaving right away. The whole operation was turn out a failare. As they disappeared, Big Louie and Milton took T.C's can and putting cement stuff with water and then, they're putting back closer to the telephone pole.
"Great job, mac. All we have to wait at night. Top Cat's last scam just gonna be all wet," said Big Louie.
"All wet! That's a good one, boss," said Milton while laughing.
That night, Top Cat and his gang have come back from the running. "Boy, T.C., I thought we never gonna run again. My feet are killing me," said Benny.
"You said it, Benny. (yawn) It's been a rough day. We better get some shuteye," said Top Cat.
"yeah, me, too. Later, fellas," said Chooch. "Night, Chooch. Night, T.C.," they said as they're leaving away from the alley, Top Cat was about to be stuck as he gonna say,
"huh? What gives? Dibble! If this a trick from you, it's not funny! I heard of getting stuck in a soft places, but this is ridiculous."
"Not ridiculous, but, infactous. (evil laughing)," said Big Louie.
"BIG LOUIE! BUDDY! How are you doing? How's business?," said Top Cat.
"No more of your stupid fancy talk, Top Cat. You and I have unfinished business. Take him to the Peir," said Big Louie.
"Hey. HEY! HEY! This trash can is my unique homebound and I'll report you mugs at the Homes and Garden," said Top Cat.
"SHUT UP, YOU STUPID CAT! GEEZ!," Big Louie shouts.
Later at the pier closer to the Hudson Bay, the two crooks stopped as Milton drops the can on Big Louie's foot.
"(his face gone bright red) YOW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! MY FOOT! YOU DUNDERHEAD! The next time you put something on my feet, you'll be joining him underwater! AHH!"
"Maybe a foot massage will make you feel better, boss," said Milton. PUNCH! "Idiot. (sighs) Now, Top Cat, you've been a number one in my neighborhood for the last time. It's time to end this once and for all," said Big Louie.
"WAIT! WAIT! I can give you anything you want. Money? Jewels? Did I mention 'jewels?,'" said Top Cat.
"Farewell, old friend. And never come back," said Big Louie as he closing the trash can and then, Milton and Big Louie dropped the trash can and there it goes underwater sanking real fast. The two guys leaving the pier and smiling evilly to never think about Top Cat ever again. After that, Milton sent a note on the telephone pole and coming back to Big Louie's apartment. Looks like T.C's gang ain't gonna like it alot.
"Those poor cool cats will be disappointed tomorrow," Milton laughs evilly until he jumps off the fence and got hit by a picket fence when it's loose. "MY FACE! AHH!"
Later in the morning at the Hudson Bay, the trash can apparently floating while the cement got softer and Top Cat pops out of the cement and about to jump off.
"Thank heavens, the cement wasn't dry enough. If you wanna get the cement dried, use industrial size blow dryer. Oh, no. Water. I forgot, cats can't swim," said Top Cat until he saw a yacht approaching towards to Top Cat as he shouts, "OH, NO!" He jump off the trash can as the yacht destroy it. He's about to drown underwater again. Suddenly, two millionaires saw the trash can and the yellow cat. The two millionaires are named Thomas McAmberson and his son, Joshua McAmberson.
"HEY, DAD! I FOUND SOMETHING! LOOK!," said Tom's son.
"A trash can in the middle of Hudson Bay? Polluters. Simply polluters. Wait a minute. There's someone down there. I think it's a cat drowning underwater. Son, where are you going?," his Dad asks.
"Going underwater to get him out before he drowns. Later, Dad," said his son.
Josh take a swan dive at the Hudson Bay and swimming faster to get to Top Cat and then, he goes underwater and grabbing Top Cat as he swimming back outside of the River and his Dad shout at his crew, "FELLAS, GET THE LIFESAVERS AND HURRY BACK WITH MY SON! GO! GO!"
Later, Top Cat lies down on his bed moaning in pain as his eyes open when Josh's Dad said, "hey, son, I think he's waking up. Are you all right, cat?"
"Did someone calling the taxi tab at 9:00? (groaning) Ahh, my aching head. This is heaven, right?," said Top Cat.
"No, you're in a yauht. You're safe. You were about to be come a underwater cat about 5 minutes ago. Luckily you have 9 lives to lived," said Josh.
"Thanks for the tip, kid. (sighs) I miss my gang. I wonder what happened to them," said Top Cat.
Meanwhile back at Hoogey's Alley, Benny the Ball came back from his sleep and wondering if Top Cat is banging the trash can lids for another meeting.
"Hey, where's Top Cat? It's getting late for another meeting. He didn't called us with those...huh? What's this? (he reads the note) NO! TOP CAT! I BETTER SOUND THE ALARM!," said Benny when he bangs the lids louder.
"IT'S T.C! BETTER GET GOING OR I'M LATE!," said Chooch.
"I think T.C. have another meeting, man. Time to skeedattled, man," said Spook.
"Promise me you never leave again, Fancy," said Shirley Woo.
"Baby, darling, what ever I leave you around? (loud banging) TOP CAT, THAT"S WHO! WAIT FOR ME, T.C!," said Fancy until he got rope-tied by Shirley Woo's on her waist and she said, "not this time, pretty boy." She zooms away while on the rope and then, Brain about jump on top the picket fenece.
"COMING, TOP CAT!," said the Brain as he's flipping out too much and then, he drops down hard. "Hiya, Benny, where's T.C?"
Then, the rest of the gang came.
"Yeah, where is he? He didn't bang the lids this morning," said Chooch. "Another meeting's here and still no Top Cat. I wonder where he is," said Fancy," huh? Where did you come from?"
"Looks like you're stuck with me, you unpassionative loverboy," said Shirley.
"Dames, who needs them?," said Fancy.
"What's wrong, Benny? You look like you're down in the ball. Get it?," said the Brain.
"It's T.C. and here is the note from those thugs did. Read it for yourself," said Benny.
"'To whom for T.C., the last operation you have is without T.C. and his 9 lives. He's gone and never be bothered our reputation again. He's at the Hudson Bay. If you ever contacting the cops, you'll be in his shoes.
Sincerely,
Big Louie' Oh, no, T.C. can't die yet. We better find him and quick. OPERATION: SEARCH PARTY!," said Chooch.
"TO THE RESCUE!," said the gang and they zoom away to find Top Cat as they were about to swim the Hudson Bay until they forgot one thing, "UH-OH, WE FORGOT TO SWIM!" They splash and they're coming out of the river and back to shore.
"The water is freezing. Too bad we didn't get swimming lessons," said Chooch.
"You're telling me. I'm a cat not a little dog who loves swimming," said the Brain.
"We can't give up now. We have to find Top Cat or it's too late," said Fancy.
"Leave it to me. As you all know, I'm a good swimmer in GYM. Watch the demostration, guys," said Shirley as she swims faster to find Top Cat. "How did you get that chick?," Spook asks.
"Email, what else?," said Fancy. Meanwhile back at the Hudson Bay, she's looking around until she saw a hat and it's Top Cat's. "Oh, no, it's Top Cat's. My Fancy and the guys wouldn't like it," she said while she took the hat and swam back to shore. A little later when she gets back to shore.
"NO! T.C!," they shouted with tears. "That's all I found. I'm really sorry. (sniffs)," said Shirley while she's crying as Fancy hugging Shirley. "Poor T.C. I'm gonna miss him," said Benny while crying.
"We all do. Let's go back at the alley," said Chooch.
Later at the Alley, they're putting a Top Cat picture on the fence and putting flowers from someone's garden. They stand and not talking a single word until Officer Dibble came and he saw them sad.
"Okay, everyone, what's going on? Is Top Cat giving you assignments for scam or sleeziness to swindle?," Dibble asks.
"Not scam or swindle. Look at his picture," said Benny.
"Hmm. Is only Top Cat's picture with flowers been taken by you guys. What all this about?," Dibble asks.
"Look at this hat. Is all what's left of him. And this is a note from Big Louie himself," said Shirley.
(reading the note and turning sadder)
"Oh, no! Poor Top Cat. (sighs) And I thought that cat was a swindler for more sleeziness. May I join the funeral?," said Dibble as he pull his hat and didn't say anything only in tears to remember. Meanwhile inside of Big Louie Apartment.
"Those fools won't stopped me and controlling New York, too. NO ONE! HA HA HA HA!"
Can anyone stopping him and controlling New York for good? Find out on the stunning conclusion of THE END OF TOP CAT (or is it?).
TO BE CONTINUED...
This fanfic tributes to the late artists who've done great cartoons for any decade around.
To you, Joe Barbera -1911-2006. We'll miss you.