Everyone else-
*collectively sweatdrops*
Wufei- Hmph. *looks around the room
at everyone* What are you guys doing up?
Quatre- I couldn't sleep either… *shudders*
Too many bad memories…
Trowa- *tries to comfort Quatre* …I'm
with him.
Heero- Hn. I heard Duo get up. *looks
at Wufei* What are /you/ doing up?
Wufei- *shrugs* Coffee.
Duo- *comes back with coffee* Yeah, right,
Wu-man. You know you were having nightmares too. *smirk* You just don't
wanna admit it.
Wufei- *glares* Shizuka ni, onna! [Shut up,
woman!]
Duo- :( Oi! Who are you calling an
onna?!
Wufei- You, onna!
Duo- Why you…!
He raises his coffee mug up, intending to though it at
Wufei's head, but is stopped by Heero, who had one hand holding his arm with
the coffee mug, the other gripping his braid firmly. (^-^' I like commas, don't
I?)
Heero- Baka.
He takes the mug out of Duo's hand and drags him back over
to the desk. Quatre, who had been observing the whole scene and laughing
inwardly, decided that it was time to talk about what had happened in the last
week. They had all been avoiding the subject, who wouldn't? It was the worst,
and one of the scariest, weeks in their lives outside of the war, for Quatre
anyway.
Quatre- *sighs* Guys? Do you think that she'll
ever come back…?
All movement in the room stopped and everyone looked at
Quatre. When Quatre mentioned her, they all remembered the day she came.
It was an ordinary day, Quatre and Trowa were in Quatre's
room, playing their violin and flute. Wufei was in his room, cleaning and
polishing his katana. Heero was in his room typing on his laptop, as usual. And
Duo was in the room they're in now, playing Final Fantasy IX. Only last week
there was a lot more furniture in the room. What had gone wrong? Maybe it was
what Duo had said about Vivi and Eiko…
*~~~~~~~~~~~* FLASHBACK *~~~~~~~~~~~*
Duo- Awww… Eiko and
Vivi, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes black mages in a baby carriage![1] Hehe They're both so
short, they go GREAT together. ^_^ Eiko's too little to marry Zidane,
why won't she give it up? She's only 6! And Vivi, why does he always trip and
studder? I mean he keeps… (NoOoOoOoOoOoOo…! I can't believe I just did that! I
LOVE Eiko-chan & Vivi-chan and I just made fun of them! !_!)
While Duo was busy talking to himself, a girl
his that appeared to be around his age appears behind him. She had a dark
complexion, black hair that had bright blue on the ends, black/brown eyes, and
she wore a black, futuristic-wizard-looking, trench coat (@.@''') over a
yellow crop-top and dark blue almost
knee-high shorts, with black knee high boots. She held a silver bô [2]
in her right hand. [3]
Girl- *glaring at Duo's back* Shizuka ni!
Duo's eyed go wide as he jumps to his feet and
spins around to face the girl. Instantly one end of her bô is inches from his
nose.
Girl- How DARE you
talk that way about Vivi-chan and Eiko-chan!
Duo- *blinks cross-eyed at the bô* Who the hell are you?! And how did you get in here?!
Girl- That doesn't
matter, but if you must know, my name is MahôMegami, Goddess of Magic, and I
was summoned here by the Author.
Duo- *incredulously* Who? Author?
Megami- Never mind. Just apologize and I'll leave you alone.
Duo- Ha! Like I'd
apologize to /you/ for doing nothing wrong.
Megami- :( You're asking for it, mortal…
She holds her bô out to her side and it extends
to its full length, around 6ft., taller than her. She spins it over her head
and then takes a fighting stance, glaring at Duo.
Megami- I don't feel like using my power on you, it'd be a waste of magic, so
I'll whoop your ass the old fashion way.
Duo- *snorts*Yeah, right. Like you could beat me.
He walks past her, as if she wasn't even there,
towards where the rooms are, but she trips him with her bô before he even
reaches the hallway.
Duo- Umph! :O
Oi! What'd you do that for?!
Megami- I don't like being ignored.
Duo- Whatever. *yells*
Heero, get you ass from in front of that damn laptop and get it out here!!!
***A Few Seconds Later***
Heero- *from his room* Baka no Duo! Shut up and leave me alone!
Duo- Get out here
NOW or else you won't be gettin' any tonight because I might not still be
/alive/ to give it to you!
A second later Heero's in the room with his gun
drawn and aimed at Megami's head. He doesn't look too happy about having to
leave his laptop, but he doesn't look surprised to see Megami, either.
Heero- *growls* Omae o korosu.
Megami-
Hn. Whatever.
Heero fires 2 shots at Megami, but she disappears before they have
a chance to hit her.
Megami- *using thought speech* :: I'm not that easily gotten rid of. You should know better than
that. ::
At the sound of the gun shots, Quatre and Trowa
stop what they're doing and run into the living room, followed by Wufei who has
his squeaky clean katana. (Sorry, Wu-chan! !_! I couldn't help myself…)
Quatre- What's going on?
Wufei- And why did you fire your gun, Yuy?
Heero- Damare [Be quiet]! She's here. *scans the room*
Quatre- Who?
Duo- A witch.
Megami- :: I'm not a witch! :: *hits Duo on the head with her invisible
bô*
Duo- Itai! Stop
that!
Wufei- Show yourself, weak onna!
Megami-
:: /Weak/? ::
Megami goes over to Wufei, still invisible, and
hits his hand that has the katana, causing him to drop it. Then, before Wufei
has time to react to the loss of his katana, Megami has him pinned against the
wall, her bô pressed to his throat.
Megami-
*appears* Who are you calling /weak/???
Wufei blinks a couple of times, trying to make
sense of what just happened, then pushes Megami away from him and glares at
her. (Is it just me, or is there a lot of glaring going on her? O.o')
Wufei- /You/, onna! Without your witchcraft and that bô you're /nothing/!
Megami- ô_o 'Witchcraft'? Hn. Just like without your gundams, guns, scythes,
knives, and katanas /you/ guys are nothing. *Wufei fums* Anyway, back to
business. Duo *turns to Duo* made fun of Eiko-chan and Vivi-chan so now
he- no- ALL of you have to pay. *smirks*
Quatre- Pay? *looks at Trowa confusedly*(Oww! He's so kawaii when
he's confused! ^^) What does she mean?
Trowa- *shrugs* …… *looks at Megami* …………?
Megami- What do I mean by 'pay'? *grins evilly* Well, since one of
the reasons why Duo was makin' fun of Eiko-chan and Vivi-chan was because they
are 'short' & young… I'll make you guys short and young too!
G-Boys- ???
Megami- *exasperated* In other words… I'M GONNA TURN YOU GUYS INTO CHIBIS!
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha…!!!
Duo- Chibis?
Chibis??? What's so bad about that? So we'll be small and cute, who cares?
Heero- Baka.
Quatre- Chibis? It doesn't sound that bad.
Trowa- ……
Wufei- Onna! What
kind of trick are you trying to play?! You can't turn anyone into chibis!
Megami finally stopped laughing when she heard the word 'trick'
used in the same sentence as her. She glares daggers at Wufei.
Megami- Trick? Trick???!! MahôMegami does NOT do /tricks/!!!
She closes her eyes and puts her index and
middle fingers up to the yellow gem on her head, it begins to glow. She opens
her eyes and then points her 2 fingers at each of them as she grins. As she
points to each of them they begin to glow and shrink, when she's done, 5 kawaii
chibis are staring wide-eyed at each other. Their voices are now an octave
higher than normal and…
Duo- Thit, Heewo!
Ieouwe a chibi! (translated that means "Shit, Heero! You're a chibi!" ^.^ Duo-kun's
a potty mouth, ne?)
Heero- Baka, ieou awe too. [Idiot, you are too]
They now talk Chibi Talk.
Megami- Awww…! You guys are sooooooo kawaii! Hehe
Wufei- Shuddup, onna!
Megami- *grins*But it's true! ^^ And you better get use to it, because I'm not
changing you back until Duo apologizes.
Wufei- Nani??!! *glares at Duo* Baka no Duo, apowogize to that
weakwing, NOW!
Duo- What? No
waie! I can thaie [say] what I want, when I want! And I thaie Eiko-chan and
Vivi-chan'th thhort and thtupid!
Megami- *eyes begin to glow* Go ta hell! *disappears*
Quatre- Duo, Ieou jutht made hew madew! Who knowth what ewthe [else] the'ww
do to uth now…
Duo- What ewthe can
the do? We'we awweadie chibith. [We're already chibis.]
Suddenly a note materializes in the air above
Duo and it slowly falls to the ground in front of him. He picks it up and opens
it as everyone gathers around him to read it.
Dear
G-Boys,
Guess
what! I just thought of something that I want you to do for me! *everyone groans but continues to
read* Me and my boss want you to keep a record of everyday that you're a
chibi. ^^ We want to read about you're wonderful journeys as a chibi so we can
laugh at 'em, make fun of 'em, and then post 'em at FanFiction.net for other
ppl to read them! :D Isn't that great! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *smirks*And if you
don't, then I might just add more FUN to your little journeys. I don't think
you want that, do you? ^_^ That's what I thought. Now, get moving! By the time
I get back there better be a record of EVERY day I wasn't there. ^^ Well, gotta
go surfing in Hawaii! =P
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ~Megami-chan =P
Wufei- *massive sweatdrop* WECOWDTH [RECORDS] ???!!
Duo- =| The wantth uth to keep wecowdth??? Thho the can waugh at them?! The
withheth!
Quatre-
But Duo, the thaid if we don't the'ww do thomething worthe.
And how come the getth to go to Hawaii?!
Everyone
else- *SWEATDROP*
Trowa- Duo, Quatre's right. She probably CAN do something worse to us.
Everyone stares at Trowa, mouths hanging open.
Quatre- O______O How…? How come ieou can tawk nowmaw???
Trowa- *shrugs* …… Maybe it's because I never said anything so she wasn't that mad
at me…?
Quatre- !_! Thatth not faiw… I didn't thaie anie thing baaad…. *sniffle*
Trowa- *fells bad* It's ok, Little One. *kinda smiles* You sound kawaii.
Quatre- *blushes and looks hopeful* :" Hontou ni???! *Trowa nods and Quatre glomps him the best he can*
Wufei-
*almost gags*
Duo- ô_o Awe ieou two done ieet?
Quatre- *looks like a tomato* (^.^) H-hai.
Wufei- NOW that ieou'we done, wook ovew thewe!
Wufei points over to the floor beside them at the
chibi sized laptop that hadn't been there a minute ago.
Heero-
*looks semi-impressed* Hn.
Duo- So we're
supposed to keep 'wecowdth' on that thingie?
Heero- Hai.
Duo- ^_^ Can we take tuwnth uthing it [Can we take turns doing it]? Ieou've
nevew wet me thee ieou'we waptop befowe [You've never let me see you're laptop
before]!
Duo runs over to the laptop and starts gabbing at the keyboard with
his little fingers as Heero says no and then runs over and grabs the screen,
trying to take it away from Duo. Duo doesn't budge and they end up pulling it
back and forth.
Duo- =O Oi! Wemme thee it. *yank*
Heero- :( Nai. *pull*
Duo- Hai. *yank!*
Heero- Nai. *pull!*
Quatre- O.O Ieou guieth awe thwong fow chibis.
Wufei- :) Go, Ieuie [Yuy], GO!
Trowa- ……quite it you guys.
Duo- :O HAI! *yank!!*
Heero- :| Iyaaa!! *PULL!*
Heero pulls it with all his might, but all his might was too much
might. He got the laptop, but it slipped out of his little hands and went
flying over his head and into the wall behind him with a
"WHAAAAMMMMM!!!!"
Sparks started to fly everywhere, but luckily Quatre had remembered
his cup of tea that he had left on the living room table. He grabs it, runs
over to the now ball of flames and pours the tea on it, smothering the flames.
Duo- *staring at the black smoke coming from
the use-to-be laptop* Damn, Heewo, wook at
what ieou did!
Heero- MEEE???!!!! IEOU DID IT!
Wufei- KITHAMA- BOTH of ieou thhudd up!!! Ieou BOTH did it, BAKATH!!!
Duo & Heero- Who awe ieou cawwing bakath??!!!!
Wufei- Ieou heawd me, bakath!!!
Duo & Heero- Thhud the heww up!!!
Wufei- Make me!
Heero and Duo jump Wufei, as they fight a cloud
of dust forms around them, cartoon style. An occasional arm or leg can be seen,
along with "Oww!", "Cwap!", "Itai!", & "Aaahh!" can be heard. (ô.o I know
what you're thinking hentais. ^^ And the answer's maybe, maybe not. I'll leave
that up to you and your imagination. Have fun! ^.^)
Quatre- Awww… Awen't theie cute!
Trowa- Hai.
Quatre- *grins* I think theie need some pwivacie.
Trowa- *smiles* Good idea.
Quatre and Trowa head for Quatre's room, while Wufei,
Duo, and Heero's dust cloud is calming down but sounds can still be heard from
them though out the house.
*~~~~~~~~~~~* END FLASHBACK *~~~~~~~~~~~*
Quatre
and Duo are now smirking, while Trowa, Heero, and Wufei are trying to fight
back smiles.
Duo- ^-^ Well, after
she left wasn't so bad.
Quatre- ^_^ Yeah.
Trowa, Wufei, & Heero- ………
Quatre- Heero, you
made a copy of the files before you gave them to Megami, right?
Heero- Hai, why?
Quatre- Well… If
we're going to get over being… chibis, reading the files might help…
Duo- ô_o Q-man, I
can't believe you want to look over those! I mean… *shudders*
Quatre- I don't
really want to, but if we don't get over this she might come back and try to
use the files against us by…
Quatre doesn't have to finish what he was
saying. They all could imagine what she could do to them with the files… They
all shudder.
Heero- I'll go get them.
Heero goes to his room and comes back a minute
later with his laptop and a disk. He puts the disk in the laptop and then looks
around at the others, to see if anyone had changed their minds. He didn't want
to look at the files; he didn't even know why he'd made copies of them. But he
knew one thing for sure.
He sure as hell wasn't going to be the one to
back out.
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[1] Sad? Yeah, I know…
~.~'''
[2] Bô- a slender
stick/pole/club/bar. *Tries to think of
an example* Anou… You know that pole that Goku used in the Dead Zone, or the
pole that you sometimes see Shampoo with? Yeah, sad examples, but those are
bôs, except Megami's is a little more like Goku's. It can be carried in a sort
of compact mode and then be extended for battle, but Megami's isn't wood , it's
made of steel. ^^
[3] I know that that
wasn't a very good description of Megami so if you wanna see a pic that I drew
of her for an RPG just email me at d_pilot_of_cr3@yahoo.com
and I'll send it to you. But BE WARNED. I'm not that great a drawer… ^-^'
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^-^'''
How was it? Good? Bad? Anything? Please review! I don't care if they're flames,
comments, constructive criticism (O.o Where'd that word come from? @_@),
praise, anything, please just review. :) I need feedback! …but this is my first
fic so plz try to be nice, onegai? ^^' If I get enough positive reviews I'll
post the next part, I'll start typing it up ASAP, but if I get more negative
reviews than positives I'll just delete this part and keep this fic to myself
to make me laugh… Sad ain't it? ~.~' *waves* Ja, mina-san!
~¤~ Chibi-Tenshi ~¤~
AKA
~¤*
Angel-chan *¤~
