A/N: Hey guys! So, I promise that I'll be writing a lot more soon, and for now you can look on my profile to see some story ideas. I've written them all down, so they will DEFINITELY happen eventually (most likely over the summer)! Anyway, for the day and a half that I have left of school, here's a oneshot about an addicting game to pass time.
Disclaimer: Nope.
Angry Birds
"Die die die die! Stupid little pigs!" Gibby heard as he approached the door of Carly and Spencer's apartment. He walked in anyway, blowing it off as one of Spencer's new addictive games, kind of like Pak Rat.
"Hey Gibby," Spencer greeted. "Carly, Sam, and Freddie are upstairs working on something for iCarly this week. But you can stay down here if you want."
"Sure, thanks." Gibby looked around for a moment. "So... whatcha playing?"
"OH MY GOD!" Spencer shouted excitedly. "IT'S THIS GAME CALLED ANGRY BIRDS AND IT'S AMAZING-"
"Whoa there, calm down Spence."
"Sorry- anyway, it's really cool. You have to shoot different types of birds at pigs and sometimes other animals to make them explode," the older boy explained.
"Sounds fun!" Gibby exclaimed. "What kind of birds are there?"
Spencer motioned for Gibby to sit on the couch next to him and began to explain. "Well, the best birds are the ones that explode- they're like bombs. They pretty much blow up half the level. It's like hunting rabbits with a hydrogen bomb basically. I swear, this is the most satisfying bird EVER. Next comes the bird that speeds up when you tap the screen. It's the yellow one. It can break through stuff, but not as easily as the bomb. Plus, it makes you feel strategic instead of randlomly flinging birds into piles of things like wood, ice, and animals until you finally pass the level. Third is the bllue bird that explodes into more birds. It's a very horrible bird, and the birds it explodes into are even more horrible. No further explanation necessary. After that, there is the red bird that you start with. It's an excellent bird... if you like the feeling of throwing ping pong balls at a navy destroyer. I have to admit though, the giant version is pretty cool. It reminds me of an obese wrecking ball. The chicken bird is exciting at first, too- but then you realize that it wouuld probably be less damage to just throw water balloons at the fort. Finally, there is he green one with a long beak. Honestly, if this bird were actually real and living, I would probably make stir fry out of them until they went bak on the endangered species list. It's like throwing a frisbee into a level 5 tornado and expect your dog to actually catch it. This bird is a disgrace," he finished, taking a deep breath.
"Wow..." Gibby sat in thought. "So can I play?"
"Bet you can't beat my highscores," Spencer responded.
Suddenly, just like that, the apartment was again filled with the sounds of "Die!" and "You were right; this bird IS horrible."
A/N: So what'd you think? Leave a review and let me know :) By the way, the bird descriptions came from .com/comics/angry_birds.
Lots of Love!
~Valerie xD