A little one-shot i thought of when an owl sat outside my house hooting its fricking head off...hope ya like it :D
For the last couple days an owl had decided that the practically deserted Uchiha Complex was the perfect place to live. It was roomy and there were plenty of prey, nobody tried to move it and it was happy there. Unfortunately the others living in the complex were not as happy.
"Twi-twooh"
Sasuke glared towards his window. The owl hooted again in its annoying out of tune song.
"Arghhhh!" he stalked to the pane of glass and threw it open. "SHUT UP YOU STUPID HUNK OF FEATHERY MEAT!"
Naruto looked at his boyfriend, shook his head, and cautiously approached him.
"Leave the bird alone now, its bed time." He forcefully dragged the Uchiha to bed and cuddled up next to him.
A week later.
The owl had hooted every night of the week so far. Naruto was snuggled up securely next to his teme and the world felt at peace. Until a hoot-a-hoot shattered the night like a pure crystal vase falling to the floor. Sasuke leaped from the bed, eyes gleaming a vicious red; teeth holding a kunai firmly. The raven flew the window and his blond kitsune could only shake his head and wait for his slightly mentally unstable lover to return, thus he fell back asleep. Naruto was shaken awake rather roughly and a severely mauled owl was shoved in his face.
"I got it!" Sasuke sang with glee in an overly creepy way, "the ass tried to fly away but it was no match for my ninja skills and ha ha it is now dead!" Naruto would profusely deny it but the look on Sasuke face was just a tad demented and Naruto himself felt rather afraid. He gave his rather manic lover a pat on the shoulder and went back to sleep as Sasuke sat on the window ledge, methodically shredding the bird all the whilst cackling manically. Not a single person in Konoha ever looked at the prodigy the same way again...
The End!