On March 26th 2010, I had woken up to a seemingly Ordinary Day, It was a Friday and my friends Birthday Party was today. Although that day my glasses broke revealing the color hidden beneath the lens. Light brown with a small blotch of blue green. My hair looked black but on a sunny day my hair was truly shown. Light brown with red and blonde natural highlights. But anyways…
"Sarah-Chaaaan!" I yelled after telling my bus driver I was going home with my friend.
"Hey!" she yelled back. Sarah and I were so close as friends we could have been sisters separated at birth.
"So where's your Car pool?"
"She just got here. One sec!" She walked over to the woman by the jeep and asked "My friend is coming over for my Birthday. Is it alright if she rides with us?" The woman looked at me "I guess but there's not enough room, unless you two want to ride in the back."
I looked to where she pointed. It was a red jeep and the back looked small. "Sure!" I smiled and Sarah got in first and I climbed in. she closed the back and during the ride to Sarah's I hit my funny bone… And now I know why it is called the funny bone. People laugh at you when you hit it! "Shut up Sarah!" I was still laughing in pain. Then to get back at her I used her as an arm rest. She started to pinch. I swear the girl is half-rat. I quickly pulled away rubbing the now red spot.
"Serves you right!" she stuck her tongue out and I switched to Japanese.
"Shit bitch! That fucking hurt!" I hissed at her and when the car stopped at her house we got out.
"Baka!" she pulled out her flip-off-fork. A plastic for where she bent all the prongs but the middle one down.
"Oh yeah? Mines real!" I flipped the 'bird' and we laughed. I had this strange feeling though I was being watched. "Come-on lets set up before the party!" she nodded and we went inside her house to set up. I quickly looked behind me though and thought I saw a flash of black… 'Huh…' I thought to myself
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The doorbell had rung and I quickly ran and opened the door. My other friends Sarah and Alex joined us. I called down to the Birthday Girl Sarah Pouner "Pouner-Saaan! Peoples are here!" I hugged Sarah-Chan and Alex-chan. A little later on during the party Stacy-Chan, Jori-Chan AKA: Deidara-kun and Case-chan. Her name is actually Camille but I met her in Gym where her shirt said Case…
"Konnichiwa!" I said waving. I then again caught a glimpse of black but I saw it better… It was an Akatsuki Cloak… I Swore in Italian the Only work I knew "Cazo!" (AKA: Fuck) they looked at me and shrugged it off.
"Sebbi!" Case yelled and I realized… they were Cosplaying Black butler. I went into my Kaskashi mode pulling out my Actual Cosplay copy of 'Icha Icha Paradise'. Sarah knew what it meant.
"Kakashi-Sensei!" she glomped and I glared at her. She stood up and I did some Hand signs I wasn't very fast, but I knew some. 'Monkey, dog, Tiger, Ram…' and I poked her in the butt yelling "Thousand years of Pain!" she laughed and I ran Trying to hide. From the Evilness!
"Eep!" she had found me "Grell! Help Kakashi-Sensei and you can Glomp Sebastian all you want!" Case came running and glomped Sarah in her Grell voice she said "Sebbi! Come quickly look what I have!" I laughed and Sarah wanted to do her Family tradition. Burning a piece of Cake…
"I want to eat the piece after it's done!" Jori had said.
"But Deidara-kuuun! You'll get sick and Sasori will be upset!" she mumbled something and I laughed. Instead she grabbed a piece of cake and started digging through it I looked and the cake was turning blue.
Jori and I laughed at the color and she started to eat… It made her tongue blue. "Jori! You tongued Kisami didn't you?" And I stuck out my tongue. Stacy hit me on the back of the head.
"Horrible thoughts!" she yelled and Jori and I Laughed. We stayed up till about four in the Morning watching 'The Hidan show' I admit you gotta love Hidan! Unless he tries to sacrifice you to Jasshin-sama! Yawning I laid on the floor and fell asleep, Stacy had to go home at midnight so we couldn't see her in the morning.
"Night… Jori-Chan…" I mumbled and fell asleep.
~*~
Finally they had fallen asleep. Kisami, Itachi, Hidan and Kakazu exchanged glances. "You sure Leader-sama said these bitches?" Hidan of course said.
"Of course can you not tell? He said this address there would be a group of girls, all with high chakra levels. Well can you sense it or not?!" Kisami stated bluntly. Itachi nodded at his partner in agreement. Kisami grabbed two girls, the ones named Lauren and Jori. Itachi grabbed the ones they called Case and Sarah. Hidan grabbed the girl named Alex with a blonde girl already in his hands… Stacy. And Kakazu grabbed the other Girl named Sarah.
At this time Sarah's younger sister woke up and saw them. It was the guys from Naruto! Shark-man, Stitches, Sasuke's brother and that Scythe guy! Suddenly Stitches did some hand signs and a portal opened.
"Hey!" she yelled as they jumped in. They didn't notice her but Hidan did he handed Stacy off to Kakazu and pulled out his Scythe. He sliced her arm off. She screamed and an older girl and the girls Dad came running out. Hidan jumped through the portal and Kakazu quickly followed. The girl's dad stared at the wall where the portal had been when he noticed his daughters arm…
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I had woken up and I felt lighter I looked down and realized… I was skinnier… Holy hell I was no longer over-weight! I looked over at Sarah who was close to my weight she was also skinny… we were all skinny… I was a little taller… But for some reason my boobs stayed at about a C-32 size cup. My hair had grown in length and it reached about my lower back. "Strange…" I looked around we were in a forest.
I saw some clothing next to me… Ninja clothing? I put them scanning the trees for perverts. I put on my Bra and and Underwear… for some reason I don't remember them being Laced… I glared at the net like substance and instead put on the pants and shirt… the shirt reached above my belly-button and the pants about hip high. The Shoes where comfortable and I noticed a clip. I put my Hair up like Deidra's and carefully parted my bangs. I also noticed some weapons nearby. I picked up a short sword. It reminded me of Altaïr's Short blade from Assassins creed. There was a Sheath also I tied it to my back and also saw some Kunai's… The others were still out and I looked around… I couldn't see anyone around so I decided to start singing… I could do soprano or alto, but for this certain song it was a light alto. I breathed deeply and thought of the song clearly…
"It kills me not to know this… But I've all but just forgotten,
What the color of her eyes were, and her scars or how she got them,
As the telling signs of age rain down a single tear is dropping,
Through the valleys of an ageing face that this world has forgotten….
There is no reconciliation that will put me in my place,
And there is no time like the present, to drink these draining seconds,
But seldom do these words ring true! When I'm constantly failing you!
Just like the wall we can't break through until we disappear!
So tell me now, if this ain't love then how do we get out? Cause I don't know…
That's when she said "I don't hate you boy, I just want to save you while there's still something left to save!
That's when I told her "I love you girl, but I'm not the answers for the questions that you still have!"
And the day pressed on like crushing weights, that no man doesn't ever wait,
Like memories of dyeing days that deafen us like hurricanes,
Bathed in flames we held the brand, Uncurled the fingers in your hand,
Pressed into the flesh-like sand! Now do you understand?
So tell me now, if this ain't love then how do we get out? Cause I don't know…
That's when she said "I don't hate you boy, I just want to save you while theres still something left to save!
That's when I told her "I love you girl, but I'm not the answers for the questions that you still have!"
1000 miles away, there's nothing left to say,
But so much left, that I don't know…
We never had a choice this world is too much noise,
It takes me under… It takes me under once again…
I don't hate you…. I don't hate you noooo….
So tell me now, if this ain't love then how do we get out? Cause I don't know…
That's when she said "I don't hate you boy, I just want to save you while theres still something left to save!
That's when I told her "I love you girl, but I'm not the answers for the questions that you still have!"
I don't hate you… I don't hate you… I don't hate you… I don't hate you nooo! Whoaho whoaho!"
I finished the song 'Savior by Rise Against' I noticed clapping I quickly turned and didn't believe my Eyes. My language was switched to Japanese suddenly "Holy shit! It's Hidan, Kisami, Itachi and What the Fuck? Kakazu?" but my mind totally blanked and I realized they spoke Japanese… "Cazo…" Don't you love Italian… And screaming at the top of my lungs I yelled out.
"JORI-CHAN, SARAH-CHAN, CASE-CHAN, ALEX-CHAN, STACY-CHAN, POUNER-SAN! WAKE THE FUCK UP!" the guys in front of my cringed and my voice echoed. The others woke up and moaned.
"No… swearing…" Stacy mumbled getting up she noticed that I looked different. "Wait? Lauren?"
"No fucking duh! Baka!" she noticed who I was in front "Where in the God Damn Narutoverse! And the Fucking Akatsuki is right in front of us!" That perked Jori up.
"Kisami-kun!" she cried out and I pulled my 'new' short blade
"Calm down short stuff!" Kisami called out that blew it…
"Calm down?! How the Fuck can I calm down when right in front of me if three if my favorite Characters from Naruto and they Fucking kidnapped me. Sorry Kakazu… you're not one of them…" suddenly I gripped my head and crumpled to the ground cussing in Italian, "Cazo, cazo, cazo, cazo, cazo!"
"Lauren!" Jori yelled and ran to me. Tears streamed down my face. "Whats wrong!"
"M…my brother… What about my brother…" I moaned and Itachi Stiffened. "What if he ends up like Duck-but?"
"He won't end up like a Sasuke wanna-be!" I heard a stifled laugh. And I looked up. Hidan was snickering…
"That sunova!" I stood up. And jumped forward at Hidan "Asshole!" I yelled and Cut his Jugular… "Only one I can try to kill…" I mumbled Shaking blood from my New weapon. While Hidan lay on the ground twitching.
"B-bitch!" he said while his Jugular was repairing itself.
"don't I know it…" suddenly a poof was heard and next to them stood the Rest of the Akatsuki… "Ah Cazo…" I said and Jori got the idea what it meant.