AN: Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas.

I know it's some time away but I better do this before someone else thinks of it.

This fanfic is a Christmas and New Year special for you from your very own Caligula II.

Forgive me if I don't know some carols by heart. I'm not a native English speaker, ya know.

Don we now our fighting outfits, while I tell of Tekken misfits.

R&R.

I do not own Tekken.(snif)

Twas the night before Christmas, and all throughout the houses, not a creature was starving, not even a ...Kangaroo?

Roger and his family were celebrating in their house. Ah... the friendly spirit of family Christmas.

Next door, their neighbour, Kazuya Mishima was checking up his heavily decorated manshion.

"Tree, check! Plastic Santa (or Father Christmas if you are not American), check! Christmas feast, check! Tekken snowglobe, check! Mistletoe, check! Father Christmas hat and beard, check! Happy family... uhm...Shit! I forgot that again."

He made the Kaz-is-pissed-off face.

"Let's see. Who can I invite? My dad? Hell no! That old fart threw me in a ravine and an active volcano! Lee? No way Jose! Jun? She's just gonna brag about me getting rid of the Devil. Jin? Forget it! He hates me! What should I do?"

And Kazuya sat down and started crying. He cried and cried.

"How can I make everyone like me?" he asked through tears."Why do I have to suffer? All I wanted was love!"

After some time however, Kaz stopped crying when a mysterious voice called at him:

"Kazuya, Kazuya."

"What?" turned Kazuya."Who's there?"

"I am the spirit of Christmas spirit."

"Yoshimitsu! If it's you again, I swear I'm turning you over to the cops!"

"I am not Yoshimitsu."

"Than who the hell are you?"

"I have the Santa gene. I am Carol."

Kaz was now confused. The Santa gene?

"Okay? Whatchu want, Carol?"

"I want to be allied with you Kazuya. I can give you a happy family, Kazuya."

"Now you're talking. What should I do?"

"Just relax and breathe."

Kaz immediately relaxed and started to breathe. Then, Carol the Spirit of Christmas Spirit swooped into him.

Kaz statred to feel a little different. Then he started singing:

Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Tis' the season to be jolly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Don we now our gay apparel, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Troll the ancient Yuletide Carol, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

After he was done singing, he started laughing like a lunatic. He laughed for about a minute and as soon as he was done, he announced to the empty house:

"I know how to get my family back. I will do a Christmas TV special. It will have worldwide transmition, and I will announce my love for all my family in front of the entire world!"

After a self-asuring laugh, he rushed to the phone where he called an old associate of his.

"Hello." said a voice across the line.

"Gill!" shouted Kaz. "It's Kazzy, you remember?"

"Hell yeah."

"Hey, Gill. I need this big favor. You still in the TV buisness?"

"Yup."

And so Kazuya, or Kazzy Carol as he called himself now, explained his idea to Gill and Gill accepted.

AN: Yeah, this is the first of many chapters to come.

Merry Christmas and happy New Year.

A big happy face for all of us.