Hello FMA fans! This was inspired by kikyocockerham. Enjoy!
This battle was what it had all come down to. As Edward faced Envy he knew that he probably wouldn't make it out alive. That didn't discourage him in the slightest. He would put every effort into getting back home to his brother and Winry and all of his other friends.
"This is the end, pipsqueak." Envy taunted him. "Why don't you just give up?"
Ed wiped away the blood from his lip, "I'll never give up to the likes of you, Envy!"
Envy smirked, "I think I can get you to change your mind. I'll have you begging for mercy." Envy's body crackled with energy as the homunculus altered his form. Now what stood before the Fullmetal Alchemist was a familiar scantily clothed blonde.
Ed's eyes widened in fear, "No! Anyone but her!"
Then, with the new voice, he sang, "With the taste of your lips I'm lovin it!" Then the Brittany Spears look-alike jumped onto a motorcycle and began driving around Ed in circles while cackling manically, "HAHAHA! I'm Brittany, bitches! You can't stop me now!"
Indeed, it was all too much for the young alchemist as his heart stopped and he fell over dead, cause Envy is…TOXIC!
Okay, it was short and kinda stupid but it made me laugh a little and I hope you got a kick out of it too. And I really think this song fits Envy well.