A/N: Ok here is my new story hope you like humor by the way do not own Naruto! Happy reading. (:
It was a normal day in the village hidden in the leaves; Kakashi was reading his book, Naruto and Sasuke sparring, Sakura staring at Sasuke. When suddenly Iruka appeared. "Kakashi we need your squad. There was an invasion!"
"Sorry, reading." Kakashi said as he pointed to his book.
"But the killer corn dogs have reappeared!" Kakashi threw his book aside and told his squad to go with Iruka.
"But Kakashi-sensei, why?"
"I need to be prepared!" He said and poofed away. When Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura and Iruka appeared at the battle field, they saw Neji and Kiba fighting 7 gigantic corn dogs back to back (while Akamaru ate the remains). Guy and Lee were fighting 20 corn dogs while screaming "YOUTH!"
Moments later Kakashi appeared with bazookas, grenades, guns, kunai knives, shuriken and other sharp and dangerous items along with his sharingan revealed.
"Kakashi-sensei, they're just corn dogs, what's the problem?" Naruto asked curiously.
"Naruto, don't let them hear you say that!" Iruka whisper-yelled. "They will kill you."
A corn dog suddenly appeared, lunging at Kakashi. Kakashi let out a battle cry and shot the corn dog with a death machine. Kakashi handed his weapons to everyone around them, let out another battle cry and engaged in a fight with a corn dog twenty times his size. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were just standing there trying to figure out what to do.
"You three go to the sand village and get some more ninja!" Tsunade yelled while fighting corn dogs. "NOW!"
As the group was coming to the sand village gates Naruto started to speak.
"Okay, Sasuke, use your Sharingan so if they don't understand you can decipher they're moves. But stay behind me and Sakura and hide your eyes as best you can so they don't see them." Sakura and Sasuke stared at Naruto in awe. "What? I can be smart when I want to. Let's move out." As the group approached the gates they saw Temari.
"Hey Temari!" Sakura yelled. Temari instantly pulled out her fan and was poised to strike.
"Wait, corn dogs are attacking our village and Grandma Tsunade sent us to get more ninja and Iruka-sensei doesn't like ketchup!" Naruto said. Temari instantly relaxed, but had a weird look on her face because of the ketchup part.
"Okay."
"Will you help us?" Naruto asked.
"Sure, let me ask Baki." Temari said as she poofed away. Temari soon appeared with Gaara and Kankuro.
"There is not much we can do, but us three will go with you. If we need backup we will send for it." Gaara said.
10 minutes later
The group appeared at the Leaf in record time. There were things scattered everywhere corn dogs, weapons and ninja. Naruto picked up a bazooka and asked "What is this?" He accidently fired the weapon, which almost hit Kakashi as he was using the Chidori. Kakashi quickly pulled back.
"Watch where you're shooting!" Kakashi shouted.
"Sorry Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto yelled. "Okay, everyone charge!" Everyone charged. Thirty minutes later most of the ninja were passed out from chakra depletion.
"We can't hold them!" Naruto yelled to Temari. "You need to send for help!"
"Wait, I have an idea." Hinata said as she appeared. Everyone gathered around to hear her plan. Suddenly a jumbo screen appeared in front of the Hokage Mountain.
"Attention all corn dogs: for your safety we are alerting you of the killer knives and ketchup coming to kill you!"
"Wait but I'm only good with mustard!" One corn dog yelled.
"Then the killer mustard is coming to!" Naruto yelled back. All the corn dogs good with mustard glared at the corn dog that spoke up. After that all the corn dogs fled. But Kakashi was still up for more.
"Let me at 'em!"
"Kakashi-sensei, stop!" Sakura yelled "They're not coming back!"
"Fine." Kakashi said grumpily.
A/N: Sorry for any grammar mistakes. Just politly point them out. (: