Note: I do not own Final Fantasy IIIV No Anime or Game Char. Were hurt in this fic ~Slayer13
The Making
Part 2
Final Fantasy 8
(Opening Scene)
Welcome To our new program. The Making of Final Fantasy 8!
John: Are we on? Hi! Hello and welcome to our new show.
*Audience Claps*
John: Today on our show we are interviewing the cast of Final Fantasy 8
*In the back, the door opens and in walks Tifa…The New Producer. It seems she has kicked Zidane to the curb.*
Tifa walks up on stage. "Thanks for coming people! Sorry about last week! We were all fooled into playing idiots and whore's. And thanks to Zidane I have lost my friends! Well this show will be different! I promise!.
Meanwhile….Backstage.
*Zidane is paying off the Squall and the other's…. I wonder what the deal is with that guy?*
*There lights go bright and the Final Fantasy 8 Battle Music Plays*
John: Okay! First up for our little questions is, The Master of the Gunblade! Squall!
*The curtains pull back and out comes Squall with his Gunblade tied to his side.*
John: Welcome Squall! Thanks for coming!
*Squall Nods*
John: Not every talkative eh?
*someone slides a new script in place of the old one on his desk…*
John looks down at the script unknowing it's a different one.
John: Well…On with the show. Ahem. Squall. What was the hardest Thing about the game?
Squall: That asshole Irvine! He get's on my nerves! Remember when he left that dirty mag where me and Riona and I were to sit?! I spoiled any chance of me laying her man! Geez.. What a retard!
*Tifa Sweat drops*
John: Well..ahem…*looks at Tifa and Shrugs* Well let's cut to some scenes..
A big screen TV comes down.
*Count Down Begins*
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*beep*
(Opening Scene)
We see a beautiful view of the Ocean….then WOOOSH we are whisked away across it. Finally we come to Rinoa in the field. (*Okay Cue the Wind!* screams the Director) Suddenly the fan goes wild! Rinoa is blown away and into the Stage props.
Director: Cut! What the hell was that? Geez..
Rinoa gets back up and brushes her self off. Then blushes noticing the wind was so powerful it made her half naked. She turns and runs for the trailers.
Squall leans back against the wall and leans over to Zell.
Squall: There's something you won't see in the game heheh.
Zell: *drooling* Did you see her…agh! She is hot! Man you are lucky Squall.
Cut To Secene….
Ifrit comes out of the flames and faces them! Squall brings up his sword and Quisitis brings out her whip.
She snaps it once and Squall can't help but laugh.
Squall: What? Are you going to talk Ifrit into Kinky Sex? *Laughs out loud*
Quisitis: Ha Ha Very Funny! *whacks him on the back of the head*
Ifrit: This is all very nice…but I don't have time to be fooling with you humans!
*brings down his fist next to Quisitis almost hitting her.*
*She counters by whacking him with her whip*
*Squall Laughs again*
Squall: Careful! He might enjoy it!
Quisitis Rolls her eyes.
*She stops and motions for a Cut*
Director: Cut! Everybody take 5. Quisitis! What's the problem?
Quisitis: Why do I have to have this stupid Whip? Squall is only going to make fun of me!!
Squall: I can't help it if you look like some kinky sex goddess *laughs out loud*
Quisitis: See?!
*Rinoa walks up behind Squall and smacks his ass.* ^_~
Squall: Um.. Make that take 10! I just forgot to do something very important! See ya!
*leaves*
Everyone rolls their eyes.
Director: Lunch break everybody!
Later..Riona's Trailer is strangely rocking…Zell and the other's can only look on in wonder…when will they get a clue?
Next Chapter..
More Squall Q&A
Notes: Another Sorry ass attempt LOL Oh well. If it's not good now. Just wait. It's only the first chapter!