Me: Yay! I actually made a sequel! Just so you know when the story takes place it has skipped two years since you last met the characters in Who Knew Ninjas Clubbed

Vilde: Jeez! They understand that! They're not stupid -.-

Julie: Riiiight…

Vilde: Are you hinting to something Cookie?

Julie: No duuh! Hidan is like just as stupid as Gai…

Hidan: Shut the fuck up! What the fuck do you mean when you say just as stupid as Gai?

Julie and Vilde: Nooooothing

Hidan (lots of loud swearing)

Me: Riiiight…now will anyone of you just do the disclaimer /claimer-thingy when you are here?

Hidan: Fuck no!

Me: Good. You're volunteering

Julie and Vilde: *snickering evilly*

Hidan: Fuck! Colafangirl93 doesn't own any of the characters from Naruto…she does however own Julie, Vilde, Anne and Hisako…who the fuck is Hisako?

Me: You'll find out sooner or later…

Hidan: Fucking bitch. She also owns the fucking plot of this story…fucking happy now?

Me: Yup! Go sacrifice someone to Jashin or something…

Happily never after

- Sequel to"Who Knew Ninjas Clubbed"

Chapter 1: Idyllic Family

"You fucking retarded kid! Give me my fucking hair gel back!" Hidan shouted while running after a giggling 1-year and 4 months old girl. She looked a bit like her father.

So young she was already quite muscular. She had silver hair that reached down on her back. Her eyes were hazel-brown; a lighter version of her moms dark brown eyes.

Anne ran after Hidan and their kid. It was a perfectly normal day. Julie and Vilde had an effect on her…and that was not good.

Julie and Vilde were snickering evilly in a corner. Anne shot them a death glare before she snapped the little child into her arms; just in time.

Hidan was halfway done setting a new record in how many times you can use the word fuck and bitch in a sentence. Anne sent Hidan a warning look before she said to her daughter: "If you don't stop stealing your daddy's things Hisako I swear that you won't get any chocolate in 2 weeks!"

Hisako's eyes went round with shock before she started crying like crazy. Sulking she said: "I…can't…fucking…live…without chocolate mom!" She was good at talking, when she didn't swear, something she did all the time.

"I thought your mom had fucking told you to not say fuck Hisako?" Hidan exclaimed.

"But dad…you say fuck all the time!"

"No! I fucking don't!"

"Will you fucking chill?" Anne said annoyed.

Julie and Vilde sweatdropped. Hidan took a deep breath and tried to calm down before he stroked Anne's cheek and said: "You look sexy when you are angry babe!"

Anne smirked a bit. As they kissed their daughter stuck her tongue out at them in disgust and said: "Eeeeew…mommy and daddy that's fucking disgusting". Anne and Hidan parted and chuckled a bit.

Deidara chuckled as well. He had just entered the room and approached Julie from behind. He snuck his hands around her waist and kissed her neck.

Hisako squealed in delight when she saw Deidara. Deidara smiled at her as well. Except the fact that he was telling her adult jokes sometimes he would have been a good father.

"Dei-Dei?" she said.

"Yeah?" Deidara said smirking against Julie's neck.

"Make a bird please?" Hisako said. She could be really cute when she wanted to and when she watched the language.

Deidara chuckled a bit and made a bird of clay. It was a beautiful little bird. Hisako's eyes went round as he gave it to her. She smiled widely in excitement.

Hisako didn't find anything weird in their house. Who would when you have friends in the Akatsuki like one shark-dude, a plant-dude and a money obsessed scarface. To top it all she had a psycho Jashinist as father.

She had accepted Deidara's mouths on his hands and found them very fascinating. To Hidan's annoyance and Anne's relief she hadn't had the same interest for Jashin and his religion. Anne had banned Hidan from showing her his ritual.

Deidara went back to Julie while smirking and said: "So you wanna go upstairs un?" Julie smirked and started pulling Deidara with her.

Vilde and Anne, with Hisako on her lap, sat a bit resigned down in the couch. They had the same thought: "Here we go again…"

After while loud moans started coming from upstairs. Hisako got a curious look on her face and tugged Anne's long braid as she asked: "Mommy. What are Dei-Dei and Cookie doing?"

Anne scratched the back of her head trying to avoid that question once again. It was a habit in the hideout. Someone got a little too noisy and Hisako started asking questions. "Eh they're …eh making birds!"

Hidan rolled his eyes at her answer and sat down next to her. He ruffled Hisako's hair and said: "They're fucking okay?" Anne sent him death glares.

Vilde was almost doubled off laughing next to her. Hisako got a curious look before she looked annoyed at her father and said: "But dad…I don't fucking know what fucking means!"

"Watch your language Hisako" Kisame said. He had just entered the room.

He looked at Hidan and said: "It's a meeting now. Have you seen Kakuzu?"

Hidan looked annoyed and mumbled something about a fucking waste of time before he said: "No. I'm sure he is counting his fucking money somewhere!"

Hidan stood up from the couch. He patted Hisako's head and kissed Anne before he left. Hisako shouted after him: "Next time you'll tell me what fuck means dad!"

Vilde howled in laughter beside Anne who was currently sending her BFF death glares. Being a mother was certainly a full time job, but when she looked down at her kid, her silver hair and her hazel-brown eyes a warm feeling spread in her body making it totally worth it.

That was the first chapter! Please review and tell me what you think. Hidan was maybe a bit OOC…hope you don't kill me for that or let Sasori make a puppet out of me…*crept out*