Big Brother

Chapter 1.

Bella POV:

You Know, As Much as I love being a vampire, married to my gorgeous husband, Edward, and living with what are sometimes, lunatics. That go by the names of Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle and Esme. Vampirism can get pretty boring. Well I think it can anyway. It's holidays, again, the time where when I was human used to be a time of relaxation, to holiday. That was until I moved to forks, Edward came into my life, etc etc. So now, There is nothing to do. Well, there is always go and sit in Alice's torture chamber.. The Bathroom, or you can sit and watch Rose build a car.. You can clean the house with Esme, You can be making discoveries with Carlisle, You can be playing video games with Jasper, You could be breaking stuff with Emmett. Or the option that I have currently taken up, sitting with Edward listening to him play the piano.

"Are You okay, love?" Edward asked.

I nodded "Yes, just I never figured how boring eternity could get!"

He laughed. " I did warn you"

"Okay Okay" I rolled my eyes.

"AARRRRGHHHHH" Emmett screamed. Nobody came running, this was more of a usual thing for Emmett to do, screaming for no particular. He takes the boredom to more extreme levels than the others. He likes to make fun of it, telling the humans that Edward's gay, Jasper loves Rosalie etc. He generally ends up in counseling though. Then he blames Alice most of the time, calling her a crazy psychotic pixie in disguise. The counsellors, from time to time believe him and get Alice in. I do feel sorry for Alice at those points in time.

"GUYS I'M INDICATING THAT YOU NEED TO COME HERE" He called again.

"Urgh" I groaned, climbing off Edward and walking to the living room. I did not need to get there particuarly fast, so I took my time. I could see that everybody - except Alice, who was still holding a grudge from the last counseling session. The counsellor had told her she had issues, that she needed to stop shopping, and stop getting Emmett into trouble, which is so wrong. The rude guy actually cut her credit cards in half. She sobbed for weeks, but did have her hands on new ones within the week.

I felt a quick rush of wind around me and was suddenly sitting on the couch. Emmett had just picked my up and threw me onto the lounge!

"Gee. Thanks" I said sarcastically.

"Anytime" Emmett smiled.

"So Guys. I was just about to see what happens when you stick chewing gum to all the game controllers, when this add came on TV." He indicated towards the TV. The Cullens had a fancy recording machine that copied things and moved them etc. It was pretty jazzed up.

A video appeared on the screen with a girl in a long dress talking about this new TV show.

"Big Brother 2008 will be the best yet! New Housemates, new twists, new secrets!" She said

"Auditions can be made online or come down to the centre in Sunny Central, Good Luck!" The add ended.

Emmett looked at us expectantly.

"Who's Ready to be on TV!" He cried

"No, Way." I said. There was no way, we couldn't that would notice.

"Emmett, no offence mate but you probably couldn't do it. Cameras on you 24/7 you would have to pretend to be asleep for 10 hours or so every night" Jasper argued.

"I agree Kids, I don't think it's a very good idea." Carlisle added.

"Pleeeeeease I can do it! If we all did it together we could plot against him - you know..PRANKS ALL THE WAY" Emmett said.

"I guess, it couldn't be too bad.." Esme said.

"But only if your all going in together, to help each other out" Carlisle said.

Emmett looked at us with big eyes.

"No way" Edward and I said in unison

"Ew, living with humans? Disgusting." Rosalie said.

"Sounds Okay, as long as there aren't any emo's or anything.." Jasper agreed.

"Yer. Yer Okay. I'll just forgive you about the credit cards. and the shopping and the counsellors and the and the and the" Alice screamed from upstairs, I could hear her hyperventilating up there.

Poor Girl, she was losing it on her own. I ran up to see her.

I opened up the door and was rather scared of what I saw. Her entire wardrobe was spread out on the floor, every make-up product she owned, spilt everywhere. And all her credit cards, the cut ones in a circle around her. She was curled up in a ball and rocking back and forth.

"Alice, hunny, calm down, It's Okay. Emmett is a huge idiot Okay?" I said

She took in a deep breath, even though it wasn't really needed.

"Better?" I asked.

"Okay" She said.

Her eyes were pitch black. She needed to hunt.

"Alice, you go hunting, I'll get this cleaned up, K?" I said.

"Alright" She whimpered

She jumped out the window and ran into the woods.

I cleaned up within minutes,

Alice came home a few hours later fully refreshed and happy.

"Im all good" She smiled happily.

"Great, I've missed you" I hugged her.

"So. Big Brother anyone? " Emmett quized.

"'Cuz I'm thinking we make a video and we send it in" He continued.

"Emmett, what about blood? Okay what do we drink?" Rosalie said.

"We pack enough in bottles." He stated simply.

"That is possible, It has been done before, many years ago, a vampire named Julliette, went on a show similar with a blood supply, it worked out fine. She became very famous within the vampire community" Carlisle said.

"We have a community?" Jasper asked

"Anyways, See Guys It's fine! It'll be really fun, can we just do it, please?" He begged.

"I Guess I could try it" I said

"If Bella's in, I'll go too" Alice agreed.

"Me too" Edward agreed.

"If Alice is going I'm coming too" Jasper said.

"God. Make me out to be the bad guy then why dont you." Rosalie stated.

"Whatever, I'll come" She said.

"YESS!" Emmett screamed.

Now, Lets go make out videos!

Thanks Guys. Please Please Please Reveiw, If I don't get them.. I don't write.

Thanks

Mrs Edward Anthony Masen Cullen.

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