Auther Notes: Ok, so you caught me, I sooo didn't write this, my BFF did, and I posted it, I hope u enjoy!!

Harry let out a sigh. He needed to get to Dumbledore, yet the Gargolye refused to move. "LEMONDROP" Harry half yelled for the third time. It frusterated Harry to no end he had guessed every sweet knwn to man yet not of them were correct!

'Maybe I should ask Ron and Hermione. Speak of the devil!' He excitedly thought as Ron and Hermione approached, looking as thought they were in an argument.

"Ron," Hermione said, "That is a TROJAN, not a sweet!"

Ron looked puzzled. Trojan was not a typical wizarding term after all. "what's that?"

Hermione blushed as she practically whispered, "It's kind of like chess..." OH GOD Harry thought Hermione was about to guve Ron the sex talk... using chess terms, "you want to protect your umm... pieces from the umm... enemy... Basically your goal of Chess is to invade the others... ummm... base... so you use the trojan..."

Harry giggled, it didn't make sense. "Ron a trojan," Harry faultered as the Gargoyle stepped aside. Shock filled him as he realized what the passwrod was: Trojan. Excitedly Harry ran up the stairs, Ron and Hermione followed suite. Soon they were at the top of the stairs inches away drom the mahaogany door, when they heard a scream that sounded to be in pain. "DUMBLEDORE" it screatched.

With this Harry Ran into the office without even knocking and Ron and Hermione followed sute.

"GAH!" The five people now screamed. Both McGonagle and Dumbledore lay naked on Dumbledores once clean desk.

"ALBUS" he heard McGonnagle attempt to calmly whisper, "you said no one would guess the password... not even POTTER!"

Ron looked mortified, Hermione looked forcibally clam, while Harry looked pissed. "YOU CHEATER! You said that I was the only one for you!!" Harry then stripped. "AREN'T I SEXIE ENOUGH FOR YOU!?"

With that Ron and Hermione turned around and left the office. "so that's what a Trojan is used for..." Ron whispered. "Blimey... I'll only picture old people shagging now... my life is ruined..."

Hermione patted his shoulder...She too realized that she was scarred for life.

Auther Notes: There u go I hope u enjoyed!!