Chapter One

New Arrivals

You might believe all those rumors that America is the way it is because of Britain or things to that affect but your WRONG! Today you will learn the meaning behind America's "IM THE HERO!" outbursts.

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Narrator: Once in the time of the revolutionary war there was a young teenaged country named America-

America: "IT'S ALFRED!"

Narrator: Whatever Alfred, Alfred F. Jones-

America: "DON'T ASK WHAT THE F STANDS FOR!"

Narrator: Fine whatever, do you want to tell this story yourself? the pay for this isn't even that good!

America: "OK! MAYBIE I WILL!"

Narrator: Ok then Have fun! *exits the room*

America Alfred (the HERO!): Yo Dudes its Epically cool to meet you! So, here's my story of Awesome heroicness. It's a tale of a brave young boy ME! So without further ado let the story begin! P.S. I'm not good at storytelling so just go along with it. And if you like this I'll recap it in the heroic awesomeness that is me, AMERICA I mean, uh ALFRED! Yeah Alfred… Good save there. :D I really hope no one heard that… . .

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It was a cold snowy winter day in the woods at fort enter name here (America moment)_ , and Washington had been expecting a very important ally to arrive that day. And by Washington's side stood a young boy not even in his twenties, he had dirty blond hair with a small strand of hair somehow defying gravity on his head. [I think the secret is a lot of hair gel :D] He wore glasses and had a happy expression on his face despite his circumstances. His name was, Alfred *cough* America ( America Alfred: HEY I HERD THAT!). He was extremely excited due to the fact he would meet another country other than himself and Britain, and one who might help him no less!

~clip klop~

"Oh boy there here!" yelled the country and he ran towards the source of the sound.

Washington grabbed his shoulder and pulled him back.

"Be wary of yourself, thou must not as you would say… screw this up. Make a good impression on our hopefully soon to be allies." Washington said in a serious voice.

The small country frowned. Eventually the snow subsided and revealed two shadowed figures on horses nearing Washington and the small country who was so exited he was jumping up and down but not high above the ground due to Washington's hand on his head trying to weigh him down. In the snow and with the small amount of light, the two figures looked almost like they had come out of a movie scene where the heroes emerge from an explosion unscathed with the faces in the shadows while riding there two horses. Then one jumped off his horse in a show-off-y way and made his way into the clearing but as soon as his face was noticeable-

"Whatz up? YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED YOU WITH MY PRESENCE!", yelled a man with silver hair and red eyes while he pointed at the sky for some random reason.

Washington's mouth dropped open [I think he swallowed a fly without noticing :D]. Alfred on the other hand clapped in awe of the man's entrance.

*When I grow up and become a true country I'm gonna have awesome entrances like that too!*

The man turned to Alfred (who was the only one who seemed to understand the epicness of his entrances opposed to everyone else in the camp).

~WHACK~

The man had tackled Alfred to the ground, "HEADLOCK!" yelled the man as he put his arm around Alfred's neck and gave him a nooggie.

"This Guy understands my genius! So that makes him ten times awesome than the rest of you!" he said pointing to the soldiers standing with their mouths agape at the sight of this odd man.

Alfred laughed loudly as he always had, Britain said he always found it annoying…

"Nice laugh you've got there kid!" said the silver haired man who Alfred could now tell from is accent was Prussian.

"Ahaha! Thanks Britain always said it was annoying!" He smiled up at the Prussian.

"Kesekesekese~ join the club bro! My little brother says the same thing! As they say in that song from your country, It's a small world after all~!" they both laughed.

At this time everyone in the camp was split into three groups. Those who were looking at then in awe, people who were covering their ears from there laughs, and those who were laughing their butts off at them. [I'm in group three! :D how about you? XD]

The Prussian let go of Alfred and helped him to his feet, "Whats your name kid?" he asked.

"I'm Alfred! ALFRED F. JONES!" Alfred then whispered into The Prussian's ear "don't ask what the F stands for, you don't want to know!" Then he looked around cautiously as they broke into laugher again.

"You're an awesome kid! So you're the Famous America I've heard so much about! It's awesome to know that my next ally is awesome just like me! Just not as awesome, but you're getting there!" said the Prussian.

"So what's your name dude?" said Alfred happily.

The man walked over to Washington and passed him a flashlight and whispered, "Hey, hold this over my head ok?" Washington did as instructed trying to keep on good terms with his hopefully soon-to-be ally.

The Prussian struck a pose putting his hand under his chin [much like Tamaki in Oran high school host club.]

"I go by many names but most people call me…. Tim?" Said the man laughing.

Alfred laughed at the obvious Monty Python Joke with the Prussian.

"Kesekesekesekese~ I was just joking with ya! My name is Gilbert! I also go by "Gilbert the Awesome", "Awesome Gilbert", and occasionally by the people who don't understand my genius; "who's that wako over there?" P.S. That's usually what my bro says when he goes out shopping with me to other people. I can't imagine why though…" He looked up thinking, then quickly looked away flinching from the light of the flashlight in his eyes.

"Geese what the heck dude?" he said to G. Wash. [As I'm calling him now, thought of it with my friend school lol! XD]

G. Wash quickly turned off the flashlight and Gilbert took it out of his hands. Gilbert was then lifted into the air by his shirt collar by another Prussian man.

"Would you calm down?" said the man.

Gilbert pouted and crossed his arms, "You're no fun, you know that?"

The man dropped him making Gilbert fall on his butt. "Ow! That hurts you know!" said Gilbert angrily.

"MY awesomeness can't be treated like this! You're just Jealous!" yelled Gilbert, shaking his fist at the man.

The man walked over to G. Wash. "Would you happen to be Baron von Steuben?" said G. Wash hoping he was right. He couldn't work with Gilbert he was too obnoxious.

"I am indeed." He answered.

*Thank goodness!* thought G. Wash.

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Hi I'm ProudHetalian! It's nice to meet you. :D I hope that you have enjoyed my story so far. :) it's a lot of fun to make. Actually I was in history class and we were going over Von Steuben in class. I thought you know if Prussia took part in raising America that would make sense on why he acts like he does. Lol!

So, If you like this story if any of you want America to make his own version of this story tell me and I'll try my best to help make it.

America Alfred: Comment! Comment! I want to make a story too! I also want a burger! Does anyone have one? Anyone? Pweeze? *chibi sad face*

There you have it America-

America Alfred: ITS ALFRED!

Is willing to write his own version. ^^