D.W. and Brain Haiku Season 7
I am very likely to add more haiku to each story every time I add a new season of "D.W. and Brain Haiku" because many similarities between D.W. and Brain are seasons apart.
These haiku are arranged in chronological order. You may notice that I use a lot of the same endings over and over. The haiku that end with "Hints of The Beaver" and "Hints of June Cleaver" mean that they are possible allusions to Leave It to Beaver, the haiku that end with "Hints of Maxwell Smart" and "Hints of Larabee" mean that they are possible allusions to Get Smart, and the haiku that end with "Hints of Michelle T" and "Hints of Joey G" mean that they are possible allusions to Full House (Michelle Tanner and Joey Gladstone). Apparently it's television tradition for pairs of characters who have a lot in common to have a lot in common with other pairs of characters who have a lot in common. Did you get that?
Some additional notes: I only wrote haiku for six episodes. No haiku that end with "Hints of Michelle T" or "Hints of Joey G" this time. Sorry.
1 D.W. in "Cast Away" 1
Camping is more fun
Nowadays than in the past
Hints of The Beaver
2 D.W. in "To Tibble the Truth" 1
They say she's bossy
And sings "Crazy Bus" too much
Like Alan Powers
3 D.W. in "To Tibble the Truth" 2
D.W. and Mom
Hear that their house smells like dog
Hints of June Cleaver
4 Brain in "To Tibble the Truth" 1
Tommy Tibble tells
Him that his head is too big
Like D.W.
5 Brain in "Waiting to Go" 1
His watch is broken
He's not sure what time it is
Like D.W.
6 Brain in "Waiting to Go" 2
What are ostriches
Doing in Elwood City?
Like D.W.
7 Brain in "Waiting to Go" 3
The boys decide to
Play tic-tac-toe on the ground
Hints of The Beaver
8 Brain in "Waiting to Go" 4
Brain and Binky tied
Every game of tic-tac-toe
Like D.W.
9 Brain in "Waiting to Go" 5
He's says wrestling's fake
Binky says some of it's real
Like D.W.
10 Brain in "Waiting to Go" 6
A dog ate the food
That The Brain left on the ground
Like D.W.
11 Brain in "Waiting to Go" 7
Tie a rescue note
To the dog's collar? Insane!
Hints of Maxwell Smart
12 Brain in "Waiting to Go" 8
What felt like hours
Only was fifteen minutes
Like D.W.
13 Brain in "Elwood City Turns 100!" 1
If it is not real
It is not fascinating
Like D.W.
14 D.W. in "Elwood City Turns 100!" 1
Arthur wonders what
His sister is doing there
Hints of Larabee
15 Brain in "Elwood City Turns 100!" 2
He will improvise
Writing new lines on napkins
Like D.W.
16 D.W. in "D.W.'s Time Trouble" 1
She won't wear clothing
That was first worn by a boy
Hints of The Beaver
17 D.W. in "Return of the Snowball" 1
She still thinks Arthur
Stole the snowball that she found
(Max and Larabee)
18 D.W. in "Return of the Snowball" 2
When he said, "That's it!"
She asked the question, "What's it?"
Like Alan Powers
19 Brain in "Return of the Snowball"
Arthur wonders what
He's doing in the freezer
Hints of Larabee
20 D.W. and Brain in "Return of the Snowball"
Arthur wonders how
D.W. fooled The Brain
(Max and Larabee)
Haiku Notes: One, Beaver in "Happy Weekend"; Seven, Beaver in "Beaver's Bike"; Eleven, Max in "Snoopy Smart vs. the Red Baron"; Fourteen, Larabee in "Widow Often Annie"; "Smart Fell on Alabama"; "And Baby Makes Four, Part 1"; "What's It All About, Algie?"; Seventeen, Max in "The Apes of Rath" and "Age Before Duty;" Larabee in "And Only Two Ninety-Nine"