Who's line is it anyway? Zeta Style
A/N: Buzzed does not mean drunk it means I buzzed them. Some of the characters maybe out of character but their acting out in funny quirky ways. Oh yeah a lot of dissing goes around, especially if you've seen the show before.
"Good evening, everybody! Welcome to a special edition of Who's Line is it Anyway? The characters of the Zeta project are visiting today. On tonight's show…
The camera moves to show Ro, "I'm a material girl in a material world… Ro."
The camera turns to show Agent West who raises an eyebrow up. "Livida Loca… Agent West."
The camera turns to Bucky next who is trying to give a dashing smile "It's my life… Bucky."
The camera turns to see Zee. Who is completely confused why he is here? "We can do it automatic just call out go go gadget.. Zee."
"I'm your host Kenna Summers (author of the fic). Come on over and let's have some fun. This is Who's Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right just like how many times they use Zee's unlimited cred card. Now lets start with a game called Scenes from a hat this is for all four of you."
They all step up from their chairs and stand on the chair. "How you play is that I pull scenes from a hat that were suggested before the show and you have to try to act as much out as you possibly can. The first scene is Things you shouldn't say to Agent Bennett."
Ro steps out first. "Hey I know where Zee is you want to know? Not anywhere near you! Bahahaha." She steps back as she is buzzed.
Bucky steps out. "Hey those glasses make you look as stupid as Agent West." He gets buzzed off. West growls at him.
Agent West steps out. "I love you Agent Bennett." Agent West steps back as he is buzzed big time
"Okay Shortest Book ever made." The host is recovering from Agent West scene.
Zee steps up for a try. "Batman teaches trust." He steps off after being buzzed.
Ro steps up saying as she pretends to open a book and look at it in surprise. "Agent West can teach you to be graceful too." She gets buzzed.
Zee steps up again. "Bennett's book successful captures of a runaway robot and a teenage girl." He gets buzzed.
Bucky steps up. "Patience by West." He gets buzzed.
West takes a step up "Being nice to Agent West by James Bennett."
"Alright Phrases you would never hear from Zeta."
Bucky goes up. He acts like he shooting a gun. "Die Agent Bennett die." He gets buzzed.
Ro goes up to give a try she too is shooting a gun. "Dang I missed him." She gets buzzed.
Agent West goes up his on his knee. "Agent Lee would you marry me?" He gets buzzed.
Ro steps up. She acts to be hurt. "Ouch that hurt." She gets buzzed.
"Alright next scene What agent West is thinking right now."
Ro steps up. "Now that I'm here I should catch Zeta all for my self." She gets buzzed.
Zee steps up and just stands there. He gets buzzed.
West goes up "Why I'm I even here right now I forgot."
Bucky goes up. "I wonder if I should ask the host if I can go home?" The buzzer is pushed repeatedly.
"Okay a thousand points for Bucky and the answer is you can't go home." Bucky holds his hands together and shakes them to show he won. "Now the next game is for the four of you and it's called The Millionaire Show. Bucky you're the host of an parody of Who wants to be a millionaire except this time it's a prep rally/California surfer style."
"Ok ready set let's go this is the ten thousand dollar question. Ready okay, How many cheerleaders does it take to seduce agent Bennett? A. one, B. He doesn't like cheerleaders, C. No cheerleaders would go out with that old guy anyway or D. B and C."
"Oh that like a hard one umm should I call a friend or ask someone in an audience. I think I'll call my boyfriend the top quarter back, he's like totally cute."
"Alright Hello is this Q.B.?"
"Yeah what you gonna do about it?" Zee's voice said in a husky tone.
"Uh we have your girlfriend on the show and she has a question to ask you?"
"Are you making moves on my girl?"
"No here she is to ask you a question."
"Hey hottie, I like have a hard question here and I need your help."
"Yeah cool babe ask."
"How many cheerleaders does it take to seduce Agent Bennett? A. one, B. he doesn't like cheerleaders, C. No cheerleaders would go out with that old guy anyway, or D. B and C."
"Oh umm D. yeah D's the right one."
"Okay thanks a lot. I'll see you at the game tomorrow."
"Bye babe."
"Okay my answer is totally D now I just had to make sure that it was like right."
"Oh I'm sorry babe but your totally right."
"Alright." She gets up and cheers. She does a pretend split and a high kick jump.
"Okay now for the million dollar question. What is the capital of California? A. C, B. Surf City, C. Soak City, D. All of the above?"
"Oh that's like hard too. Do I have like any lifeguards left?"
"Lifelines yes you can ask a friend in the audience."
"Okay I'll like do that." Agent West stood up in the audience.
"Hey surfer girl. I know the answer. Its D like for sure."
"Oh thanks lifeguard dude, okay D's my totally final answer."
"That's right man you won the million dollars."
"Yeah I can go be a model now. Hooray." The buzzer goes off.
"A thousand points to Zee for that great football player impression. Now for a game called party quirks. This is for all four of you. Ro you're a host of a party and the rest of them will be guests. The only thing is that they each have a weird quality in their personality or quirk and they have to act it out."
"Are you sure that there aren't already there?" Ro asked the host. All three of the guys are looking at their cards in disbelief.
"I'm sure there are already there but they have to act these ones out not their normal selves. Start anytime."
"Oh boy my first party. I'm so excited." She says in a high pitch voice. A doorbell rings. "Oh the first guest how exciting."
(West is Steve Uriwen.) "I'm looking for the world's largest alligator. Hey look over their isn't it a beaut." He says in a high Australian accent.
"You go head an do that." The doorbell rings again. "Oh another guest. OH boy oh boy." She opens the door.
(Zee is suppose to be a surfer dude who keeps on wiping out) He acts like he's sailing by on his surfboard. "Hey look at the waves out there they're totally awesome."
"Oh your such a kidder. You always where the funny one." The doorbell rings as Ro is watching Zee wiping out. "Oh there's another guest."
(Bucky is supposed to be a cat who is trying to get rid of all nine lives.) Ro opens the door. "Oh welcome."
"Hi umm can I borrow some rope?"
"UH yeah sure." She hands the rope to him. Bucky acts like his tying it around his neck and hangs himself. He's dead for a second then comes back alive. He acts like his licking himself. Then tries to kill himself again. "Yeah you keep on doing your thing um suicidal cat." Bucky gets buzzed and goes back to his seat.
"Wow look at this sexy Sheila." West pretends to have bernoculars. Looking at Ro up and down.
"Oh you such a tease Crocodile Hunter." West gets buzzed. Ro looks over at Zee who keeps on falling down for some reason.
"You need to learn surfer dude to stop wiping out." Zee gets buzzed as the audience claps. Ro takes a bow.
"Alright a thousand points to West for the excellent Australian accent. Now for a game called Weird NewsCasters. This is for all four of you. West you'll be the anchor. Ro you'll be the co-anchor and you are an obsessed fan of the Zeta project. Bucky you'll be doing weather but you're a Spanish Soccer sports announcer. Zee you'll be doing sports but you are a robber who has been caught red handed."
"Hello I'm Johnny Begood and your not. This is 2005365121 news. Today's coolest news show out of the million shown all over the world. Having old pop stars doing the news today. Today in top news everyone on Who's line is it anyway disses Agent West." He said in a snobby, announcer voice.
"Oh I love Agent West. He's so funny. OH can I have your autograph." She acts like she has a pencil and an autograph book. She runs up to the camera jumping up and down and screaming. "Oh it's him wait Zeta can I have your autograph. She runs off stage.
"Alright I guess we'll need a new co anchor let's see if we can get a cuter girl this time too."
"I heard that." Ro said yelling off stage.
"Now to the weather with Ricky Martin."
"Today it will be COLD!!! In other places it will be SUNNY!! GOAL. Today's temperatures run from a COLD 48 degrees to a warm 70 degrees. That is ALL for today's weather. Now to the sports with SISQO!!!" He said in a thick Spanish accent sports announcer voice.
"Thanks today in sports, oh no the coppers. Run! The bears beat the cows 40 to 32." Zee is running in place looking behind him. "Oh good I lost them." He walks up to the camera. "You didn't see nothing you hear nothing. Oh yeah your going to double cross me." He pretends to shoot the camera as it shakes up and down.
"Alright that's with the sports. I think we should switch the weatherman and the sports guy. Oh well that concludes the news that doesn't matter to anyone. Just mute your TV."
The buzzer goes off. "Okay now a game called Props. This is once again for all four of you."
"Will it ever end?" Ro asked as she walks back on the stage.
"This prop is for Ro and Zee." A long stick with three things sticking out looking like a rake.
"And this one is for Bucky and West." It looks like a big shoe.
"RO and Zee you can start."
Zee is holding the stick out like an arm. "What happened to your hand Zee?"
"The artist was replaced by a new guy." They are buzzed.
"This is the only size we have left sir." West looks at it shaking his head. They're buzzed.
Ro is acting like she's raking up leaves. "I don't think this is a very good rake." They're buzzed.
"Are you sure this is Cinderella's boot?" Bucky is nodding. They're buzzed.
Ro throws the rake it doesn't go that far. "I think we should of picked a better weapon." Zee nods with her. They're buzzed
"When they told me I was going to boot camp I never thought it would be this way." Bucky pretends to kick West with the boot."
"Alright we'll be back after this commercial break. You'll see who I choose to wins."
Alright this is a voting thing. Who ever gets the most votes wins? If it's a tie I'll choose. But it had to of gotten a vote and it's a surprising ending.