Victoria's Pinkie Finger…
A/N - This is really wierd. And I mean wierd. I tryed to make it funny...buut...I found out that I'm no good at parodys or anything like them. Read and Review if you want. -shrugs- Give it a go anyway.
Third Person POV
Something small and white scuttled around the forest. It seemed to sense that what it was looking for was near. It got ready to spring.
It landed on a girl with dull brown hair and chocolate eyes. She was talking to a boy, a vampire. He had bronze hair and topaz eyes.
"Aren't you feeling better now? The newborns and Victoria are dead, you have nothing to worry about." He said to her.
She shook her head. "I know. I should be…but I have this feeling that Victoria isn't completely gone…"
The white thing, a pinkie finger, seemed to find this amusing.
"Bella, No one will ever hurt you again. Ever." The boy said earnestly.
They stopped at a house with a police cruiser outside it. The girl, Bella, sighed and they kissed goodbye. She walked into the house and told a man, her father, that she was going to bed.
In her room, she grabbed a bag of toiletries and went into the bathroom. The pinkie finger jumped off her shoulder and hid on her bookshelf.
When Bella came out, she climbed into the bed and seemed to be waiting for something. A few minutes later, the boy was suddenly in the room.
She sighed contentedly as he got onto her bed beside her. "Edward."
"You need some sleep, rest now." He said softly.
"If I must." She sighed.
He chuckled and began to hum a lullaby. Bella fell asleep in seconds and he looked down at her lovingly.
It was the perfect moment to strike, both of them were blissfully unaware of the finger's presence. It got ready to propel itself. And lunged.
They had had no warning, and as the finger embedded itself in Bella's brain the boy cried out in shock.
"Bella!" He said desperately, choking on tearless sobs.
He knew what he had to do now, and sunk his teeth into her skin. He then jumped out the window with her and ran like the wind.
Edward POV
As something white flashed past I looked up. But I was too late. I cried out in shock as it embedded itself in Bella's brain.
Bella! No! Not my angel, the reason of my existence! No!!
"Bella!" I cried, choking on my sobs.
Her lovely, warm blood spilled out from her head and turned her bed sheets and pillow crimson. I was shaking uncontrollably now. I would never see the flash of intuition in her eyes again, her lovely blush… I began sobbing even harder now, thinking of those things.
Unless…
I hated myself as I sunk my teeth into her soft skin. The taste was wonderful! But I had to stop. I pulled my head away and lifted her into my arms. Thinking only of how this was my fault, I jumped out the window and ran to my house.
A/N - Strange yeah? I know. But still...reviewers get TWILIGHT COOKIES! YAY! lol. R&R please. I dont know if I'll bother continueing. I'll seehow the reviews go.
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