Do not try to do any of these stupid things these are meant for retards, idiots, and sons and daughters of the god Ares and Aphrodite... hey!!
Hope you enjoy!!
How to tick off the gods
Tell Aphrodite she worse then Medusa and Kampe combined
Tell Ares he's a coward and then kick him in the soft spot...Youre going to taste my foot you little CENSORED
Tell Zeus that his daddy wants to give him a hug
Tell Hades that the Underworld doesn't really seem like a lively place
Tell Dionysus he's an overrated drunk
Tell Hermes that he looks like Tinkerbelle when he flies
Tell Hephaestus he can't make anything worth a crap
Tell Apollo his car looks suckish and he looks like a nerd
Tell Athena that she couldn't have been from Zeus's thick skull and that she's stupider than Ares or Aphrodite...Stop doin' that punk!
Tell Demeter she has worse food than a hobo on the street
Tell Artemis that she has to have liked men sometime
Tell Ares he's stupid...AAAAARRRRHHHHGGGG you're going to die punk!! lol
Hope you liked it.It wasn't my best work, but I still thought it was funny.Tell me if youliked it or didn't like it.I'm going to write to more chapters including Demigods and Monsters.Will update soon!
P.S. I was not harmed from Ares or Aphrodite as it is, even though Ares is a jerk…….AHHHH