disclaimer: as always, I do not own this show, (Suits).
A Five Times Fic. Since this is my 2nd fic I'm in progress with, I only have enough time to write one time per chapter.
Warnings: Slash.
Summary: The five times Harvey complains about Mike's skinny ties and the one time he doesn't.
1
"Mike, what is my number one rule?" Harvey asks as his associate as he closes the car door.
"If someone has a gun..." the younger 'lawyer' starts before being cutoff.
"No. No. Just no. You know exactly what I mean in this situation," the older man says poking his chest violently and tugging at his tie.
"C'mon, Harv. You gotta admit that this tie makes me look a little more sexy." Mike says, obviously annoyed by his boss's request.
"One: Never, ever will you call me 'Harv' again. Two: That thing is the most atrocious of all the skinny ties you have ever worn." He unties the embarrassment adorning Mike's neck, and he is met with a feeble attempt of protest. He pulls a nicely pressed silk pink tie out of a container in his briefcase and carefully ties it in a proper Windsor knot for the man next to him.
"That is sexy, my friend" Harvey smirks. This earns him a smile from Mike. "So you think I'm sexy, huh?" Harvey punches him in the arm and quickly retorts.
"No, it's just that the tie-" this time Mike cuts him off.
"Oh, you have a silk tie fetish. Good to know."
"Shut up, pup. I do not. Wait, what? Good to know?" Harvey stammers as he catches onto the last three words.
Rays pulls to a stop in front of the courthouse, which gives Mike the perfect opportunity to leave his boss wondering.