Sup this is Polka's Kiwi and you are about to read my first Fanfic.
It was a normal day at the world conference until ...
"Everyone we have found that the government had made a new rule stating that everyone must lose 109 lbs, aru "China explained
"Noooo way bro, maybe you read it the wrong way i-it probably said lose 9 lbs, right!?" America said panicking in his chair.
"America do you want me to hold your hand, give you strong words of encouragement to build your self-esteem? "England said mocking the other.
"Wait what, is that a fat person joke? "said America
This was going on almost the whole day until finally Germany got up and said "DO YOU MIND, DOES SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO TELL YOU ALL THAT YOU NEED TO SHUT UP! IF YOU REALLY NEED TO SAY SOMETHING GO OUTSIDE OR GO THE **** HOME!" Germany then sighed "I am sorry vat I really mean is that...IF YOU CAN'T SHUT UP I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE MOUTH, THEN PUT YOU IN A CELLAR FULL OF LEMON JUICE AND WATCH YOU SUFFER! he yelled.
The room went quiet for four hours straight. Until finally Japan got up and said "Uh-I need to go home to call Jaypen... "
"You mean your demon brother you summon like England does Russia?" said America.
"Yes " he said as he ran out the room
After that one by one each country left the room...Well except Canada who was under the table foaming out of his mouth because, well I'll tell you later...
At Midnight.
America was going to the McDonald's that was usually by the conference room. But when he went to open the door dim light was in the room and it had multiple people in the room.
"Am I in a Café?"
Not to bad for my first try I think, Jaypen is my Demon!Japan character from the series, you may see more of him.
Kiwis out!