Well I read a bunch of the Naruto online chats and decided to write my own The screen names are pretty easy to figure out and it should be funny, but I just write them and I'm not you guys… so you decide
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… unfortunately….
Anyway, we join some of our favorite characters after a hard day of training:
Entering chat room…
Thee_Avengr: anyone else on?
RamenFoxx: I'm ON!!!!
Thee_Avengr: …
Thee_Avengr: anyone ELSE on?
RamenFoxx: come on, u don't even know who I am…
Thee_Avengr: …right…. You have ramen AND Fox in your name… your really not hiding anything…idiot
RamenFoxx: and like yours is more creative!
Thee_Avengr: really? Then who am I?
RamenFoxx: …
RamenFoxx: uh…Neji?
Thee_Avengr: no
RamenFoxx: Shikamaru?
Thee_Avengr: no
RamenFoxx: …
RamenFoxx: I give up.
Thee_Avengr: …I hate you
RamenFoxx: SASUKE!!!!!
Thee_Avengr: …
Thee_Avengr: that helped you miraculously figure it out?
Blossum_Grl has signed on
Thee_Avengr: …
Thee_Avengr: Who the fuck is that? And what's with the name?
Blossum_Grl: HI guys!!! and what about my name?
Thee_Avengr: Sakura? Lol your name sux
RamenFoxx: SASUKE!!!!!
Blossum_Grl: sasuke that's mean!
Thee_Avengr: whatev.
Lord_Of_Ur_FATE has signed on
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: hello.
Thee_Avengr: whatev
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: nasty today aren't we?
Thee_Avengr: shut it
RamenFoxx: sasuke, who is this?
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: hello Naruto
RamenFoxx: um, hi
Thee_Avengr: it's Neji
RamenFoxx: OH HI NEJI!!!!!
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: hello Naruto
Blossum_Grl: what are you guys up too?
Thee_Avengr: listening to music
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: X-Box live
RamenFoxx: WoW
Blossum_Grl: … WoW?
RamenFoxx: WoW
Blossum_Grl: … WoW?
RamenFoxx: WoW
Blossum_Grl: what is it?
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: World of Warcraft
Blossum_Grl: What is that?
RamenFoxx: Only the best MMORPG in the world!!
Thee_Avengr: I disagree
Thee_Avengr: I think WarHammer Online: Age of Reckoning is the best MMORPG in the world.
RamenFoxx: Fuck that! WarHammer just copied Blizzard!
Thee_Avengr: No they didn't. The graphix are more real, not CARTOONY
RamenFoxx: Warcraft is better!
Blossum_Grl: what the hell is an MMORPG?
Thee_Avengr: Warhammer!
RamenFoxx: Warcraft!
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: It means Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
Blossum_Grl: oh… I'll stick with AIM
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: I like my X-Box 360 Elite with live support
Thee_Avengr: Warhammer!
RamenFoxx: Warcraft!
Thee_Avengr: Neji what do you think?
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: uh… I haven't really played Warhammer…but I really don't like cartoons…
RamenFoxx: so…. Which one?
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: I rather play Fable 2 personally…
Thee_Avengr: Pick one!
RamenFoxx: NOW!!!
Blossum_Grl: I like Pokémon
Thee_Avengr: …
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: …
RamenFoxx: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: …
Thee_Avengr: …
Blossum_Grl: LOL
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: Naruto ur an idiot. Im going with sasuke. Warhammer
Thee_Avengr: hahahaha in ur face
RamenFoxx: this sux.
Blossum_Grl: I have to get going. Night guys.
RamenFoxx: bye sakura
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: evening
Thee_Avengr: …
Blossum_Grl: goodnight sasuke
Thee_Avengr: um yeah… sure goodnight
Blossum_Grl has signed off
RamenFoxx: Dude
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: u r such a dick
RamenFoxx: yeah
Thee_Avengr: what?
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: and they say I'm a jerk…
RamenFoxx: she loves u
Thee_Avengr: and?
RamenFoxx: …she loves u
Thee_Avengr: …and?
RamenFoxx: …
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: dude, she's probably the only one out of that band of sluts that stalks you, that doesn't have a STD
RamenFoxx: Neji there called STIs now
Thee_Avengr: …
RamenFoxx: not disease, an infection
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: you know this how?
RamenFoxx: …sasuke she loves u… at least be nice to her
Thee_Avengr: so?
RamenFoxx: so she's probably the only one who loves you, not wants you
Thee_Avengr: …and?
RamenFoxx: …
RamenFoxx: I give up.
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: LOL his band of sluts…. I have a band of sluts too
RamenFoxx: …
RamenFoxx: I give up.
Ramenfoxx has signed off
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: LOL
Thee_Avengr: we scared him off
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: but seriously he's right
Thee_Avengr: so?
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: give her a chance
Thee_Avengr: …
Thee_Avengr: why?
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: what do you have to lose?
Thee_Avengr: …
Thee_Avengr: fine but you have to do the same for TenTen :)
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: … TenTen?!?! But I… she…
Thee_Avengr: I know you like her :)
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: …
Thee_Avengr: Deal or no deal?
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: …
Lord_Of_UR_Fate: agreed Uchiha
Lord_of_ur_fate has signed off
Thee_Avengr: …
Thee_Avengr: what have I done...
I hope you enjoyed it. Thanks for taking the time to read it. Plz R&R if you can. The loyal Knight DarkWolf