A/N: OMFG I wrote this for my friend an I hope you all like it lots. OH btw I spelledcheck all of this and stuff so no one better like be hatin ya know lol. Or I think I did. I think wordpad has spell check? Well anyway they seem wright to me! I like to use lots of hypoerbolyes and smilies so expect them cause I like to give them lol.

Disclaimer: I sadly don't own HP or any thing from the boobs or movies so if you've wached/read any of them you know what I own or what I don't own and if you haven't then well you need to go DRIVE OFF A CLIFF AND FREAKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hermione (a/n: I really hope I spell things right. I don't have any of the blooks or any thing near by so sorry!) has to pee bad. She just got did drinking loads of the new buttered root beer (I tried to be creative!!) a few hours ago and now she has to go! She quickly got out of bed and hurried toward the girl's dormitories bathrooms. On her way back she saw it! It was a girl. And she was male.

People in the castle were talking about it for sooo long and Hermone finally saw it!! It had long cascading locks of the deep purple shade. It was tall with pale skin and a bony face. It's nose was long and drooped down some and it had vampire fangs. It was dressed in a longish cloak that was really black and really dark. When it saw Hermoine it shrieked and disappeared. It was true. It was really a ghost and a vampire.

The next morning at breakfast Hermione was really excited. "I saw it guys I swear!" she exclaimed, waving her arms about and thus making the oatmeal (I'm sure they eat oatmeal!!) splash on to Ron's red face. "That's nice," Harry said between kisses with Ginny.

"You don't believe me!"

"Why would I?"

"Yeah especially after you attack me wit your fod!" Ron butt in.

"Fine be that way." She got up and walked away very mad. "What is she talking about?"

"The legend of that thing. The one that is supposedly supposed to be like a ghost and a vampire?"

"Yup."

Hermoine went to the Great Library and took down a book about the ghosts of hog wats. She read about the legend of the thing! It used to be a student back when. It's name was Jigigiet Juelesverne but changed its name to Twilighta. It was a hmpradate (that means it had parts of a guy AND girl!! In case some of you have lived under rocks for ever and don't know what it is). Twilighta died at the age of thirteen in the castle and turned out to be also a vampire so it was a vampire ghost! Hermoine gasped in whorror.

A/N: okay that was it ha! Hope you review I will put more later!!!