Mr Krabs on Sugar, Mr Krabs on Steroids

by MrJoshbumstead

A remake of my Shrek on Sugar, Shrek on Steroids story, by replacing Shrek with Mr. Krabs. Roger Rabbit is Mr. Krabs's biggest fan. He owns all of Mr. Krabs's movies and merchandise. But what happens when Roger finally meets Mr. Krabs?

It has been 27 years ever since Roger Rabbit's case has been cleared by Eddie Valiant. Roger Rabbit loved Mr. Krabs so much. He owned all of Mr. Krabs movies and merchandise. Every night before he went to bed, Roger would phone call Mr. Krabs and talk about how he is Mr. Krabs's biggest fan. Sometimes Roger would even send him a text message or even Snap Chat with Mr. Krabs. One night Roger texted Mr. Krabs just before he went to bed with his lovely wife Jessica.

Roger fell asleep but is soon woken up by the smell of Krabby Patties. Roger leaps out of bed to see who it is. It was Mr. Krabs. Roger is so happy. "Oh boy, it's Mr. Krabs! I'm your biggest fan! Can I have your autograph?", asked Roger. Mr. Krabs whispers in Roger's ear, "I like money!"

Roger is then puzzled. Mr. Krabs grabs Roger with his big meaty claws. Mr. Krabs starts to tear all of Roger's inner parts out of his body and devours them. Roger however does not die because he is a Toon, and the only things that kills a Toon is The Dip.

Mr. Krabs tears out Roger's stomach, small and large intestines, liver, and his p-p-pancreas. He roars a mighty roar as he devours them. Mr. Krabs looks Roger straight in the eye and yells "ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!"

Mr. Krabs: I would like you to let me turn your wife into a crab.

Roger Rabbit: P-p-p-please Mr. Krabs! I would never do a thing like that!

Mr. Krabs: Perhaps you didn't hear me clearly. You will let me turn your wife into a crab.

Roger: I won't!

Mr. Krabs: You will!

Roger: I won't!

Mr. Krabs: You "won't ".

Roger: I will!

Mr. Krabs: You won't.

Roger: I will!

Mr. Krabs: You won't.

Roger: Listen, when I say I will, then that means I will! Jessica, go let Mr. Krabs turn you into a crab.

Jessica: Okay, honey bunny.

Mr. Krabs makes a deranged face, farts out an egg, and throws it into Jessica 's mouth. Jessica then turned into a crab. Mr. Krabs yells "ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!" Mr. Krabs takes Jessica by the arm and they fly out the window. Roger realized that Mr. Krabs had tricked him. Roger began to cry. After crying a while, Roger threw away all of his SpongeBob stuff that only involved Mr. Krabs and vowed one day to get revenge on Mr. Krabs for what that ogre has done to him.

NOTE: This is a remake of my Shrek on Sugar, Shrek on Steroids story only in this, I replaced Shrek with Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants. I thought it would be a funny idea to remix one of my stories.